Map to the Kingdom of Dragon's Hoard
Haven't you ever wanted to be owned by something more? To be part of something greater? To be loved, cherished, wanted and needed, even if it's by a greedy gut who sees you like a pet, or property?
Well, consider immigrating to the Kingdom of Dragon's Hoard! For those not small enough on their own, we offer a VERY affordable shrinking service with immigration to the country. Here you'll be free to express yourself, find friends and family, and find a purpose among the many thousands of other little treats that keep our kingdom alive, literally!
Just, keep in mind that while immigration is free, expatriating requires you pay a wereguild equal to your value to King Neamh. Dragons don't like to lose a part of their hoard.
Children born as citizens of the country do get to leave for free, once, whenever they like, and their parents get a half-off discount to leave with them. While King Neamh is possessive, he's not heartless. To him, someone is only truly part of his hoard when they WANT to be there. He wants each and every citizen of his body to be happy to be there.
Just... be careful on your way out. The king's eyesight is pretty poor at the best of times, and his beans are... quite large. He doesn't tend to stay in one place for long either, he likes to strut about, encouraging the poor and downtrodden to find a new life within him.
And once you finally pass on, when your time with King Neamh is done, you can move on to your desired afterlife... Ooooor... you COULD choose to tithe your soul to the great Lit Scales that provide cool, calming light to the residents of his belly, while your body is gently lowered into the sacrifice chamber to become part of the ever-expanding land of the kingdom. The choice is yours, but I'm not gonna lie, the king does have a... preference.
I definitely didn't spend over two hours on that walking stick, designing one with a staircase and exit near his hands/navel portal, so the poor old bastard doesn't have to bend down every time he finds a snack no-sir-e-bob.
Well, consider immigrating to the Kingdom of Dragon's Hoard! For those not small enough on their own, we offer a VERY affordable shrinking service with immigration to the country. Here you'll be free to express yourself, find friends and family, and find a purpose among the many thousands of other little treats that keep our kingdom alive, literally!
Just, keep in mind that while immigration is free, expatriating requires you pay a wereguild equal to your value to King Neamh. Dragons don't like to lose a part of their hoard.
Children born as citizens of the country do get to leave for free, once, whenever they like, and their parents get a half-off discount to leave with them. While King Neamh is possessive, he's not heartless. To him, someone is only truly part of his hoard when they WANT to be there. He wants each and every citizen of his body to be happy to be there.
Just... be careful on your way out. The king's eyesight is pretty poor at the best of times, and his beans are... quite large. He doesn't tend to stay in one place for long either, he likes to strut about, encouraging the poor and downtrodden to find a new life within him.
And once you finally pass on, when your time with King Neamh is done, you can move on to your desired afterlife... Ooooor... you COULD choose to tithe your soul to the great Lit Scales that provide cool, calming light to the residents of his belly, while your body is gently lowered into the sacrifice chamber to become part of the ever-expanding land of the kingdom. The choice is yours, but I'm not gonna lie, the king does have a... preference.
I definitely didn't spend over two hours on that walking stick, designing one with a staircase and exit near his hands/navel portal, so the poor old bastard doesn't have to bend down every time he finds a snack no-sir-e-bob.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Macro / Micro
Species Dragon (Other)
Size 2439 x 1510px
File Size 3.62 MB
Okay... So how much is the rent in Neamh? I bet it's an arm and a leg!
I joke, but this just looks incredible and wonderfully wholesome to see while being presented through your astoundingly energetic looking artstyle, especially when it comes to these lore themed pieces! I love your works so much, and I am so flipping stoked to seeing alot more like it in the future! Keep doing great!
I joke, but this just looks incredible and wonderfully wholesome to see while being presented through your astoundingly energetic looking artstyle, especially when it comes to these lore themed pieces! I love your works so much, and I am so flipping stoked to seeing alot more like it in the future! Keep doing great!
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