You were definitely very lucky to be wrapped in such nice muscles of The strongest Pokémon on Earth

I wish it was a micro so I could lie down on my pecs too. X3

It's true. I'm truly lucky with Alakazam. I think it's because of him that I can sleep peacefully in the same bed with Blaze. Being protected by a deity is really great. Besides, Alakazam can transmit dreams, which makes sleeping in his presence not only safe, but also wonderful🤗

I repeat, I envy you. X3

There's no need to be jealous. Yes, living under the same roof with a god has many advantages, but there are also disadvantages. Reporters trying to find out where others Alakazam doesn't like disappear to, and then disappear themselves. Or you have to be quiet when he's sleeping, because it's a little scary to anger him. It's impossible to play games with him because he always, ALWAYS, wins. And he wins in a way that's simply humiliating for his opponent. He can punish any Pokémon in the house for the slightest trifle. Once, he almost killed Korra for breaking a mug. However, he doesn't bother the people in our family. He's not sociable. And it's difficult to talk to him because he's VERY smart. Complex words can occasionally slip into his sentences. Sometimes he can even speak to you in dead languages. (He knows almost all the languages ​​of the world, more than 7,000. Including dead languages.) He knows these languages ​​so he can read books. When dealing with him, you can't think negative thoughts, because he can see your thoughts. It's difficult. And he's prone to cruelty. Rude neighbors, mailmen, salespeople, advertisers, incompetent electricians and repairmen—they all feel his power and wrath firsthand.

Well, if you put it that way, it must be stressful.

The only thing missing is for Alakazam to determine that you are incapable of living alone and decide to shrink you to the size of a Poké Ball to keep an eye on you at all times like a toy.

It's a matter of habit. I've lived with this Alakazam since birth, and I never have any problems with him. Unlike other people. Tracking tiny people is his hobby. If a person comes to our mansion, say, to fix an outlet, and the Alakazam doesn't like something minor, he can shrink that person and force them to do something. For example, make them laugh. If the person complies, the Alakazam erases the last 20-30 minutes from his memory, returns the person to his original size, and releases them. If the person refuses to comply, the Alakazam locks the tiny creature in a jar and puts them in HIS CUPBOARD. A week later, he makes a more severe demand and expects complete obedience. Those he deems worthy of severe punishment spend years in these jars. And the more serious the offense, the harsher the Alakazam is towards people. Fraudsters, burglars, and those who tried to deceive him are in the worst possible position. Alakazam's trials become impossible for such individuals. And if they fail to fulfill Alakazam's demands, they become blemishes on the soles of their feet. Alakazam doesn't value the lives of bad people, and considers the lives of bugs and spiders more valuable than criminals. Hiding a bad past from him is impossible, and he punishes for it. But there are exceptions. For example, if a person has completely reformed. He sees it. And he will never raise a hand against us, his family. In the worst case, he can cause a severe headache, and even then, only for a few seconds. He loves us very much. But such pain can bring anyone to their knees.

There's no point in him shrinking us down to the size of an ant, either. He senses us. Me, my mother, my father, my aunt and uncle, my grandparents (we live in the same mansion). He has us all in the palm of his hand. If something bad happens, he immediately sends Korra or Blaze to me. Telepathically. If he senses a serious situation, he'll come to the rescue himself.

Well, what can I say? You and your family should feel lucky that Alakazam doesn't want to shrink you to the size of ants and discipline you by keeping you in jars And stepping on the insects...



Don't look after the humans Alakazam captured for his collection, and don't you dare tell him to stop torturing them.

I don't even want to think about what he would do if we made him angry.

We don't forbid him from keeping this collection. Most of these "specimens" are there deservedly. The main rule in this house is not to touch these jars without Alakazam's permission. We gave him our word that we won't even go near the cabinet without him. He has an impressive collection there. There are definitely 800-900 specimens... What will happen if we anger him? The world will turn into a playground for a single Pokémon, against which humanity will be powerless. Our world is already his playground; he just wants his family to live in a normal world, not the chaos he can unleash in a matter of minutes)))

800 Specimens?

Its much xwx

Yes, and they're all alive and well. He feeds them, and each of them awaits the moment when the doors open and they become witnesses to the next punishment meted out to certain individuals. Alakazam often displays its trials to everyone, and very often displays the punishment for them. The sight of the fleeing crumbs disappearing under Alakazam's massive paw, and the subsequent display of the tiny spots on its foot to the others, makes them more submissive. Alakazam neither forgives nor spares. Even if you beg and coax it, the punishment will be carried out on the spot.

Let us be grateful that the world has not angered Alakazam so that the entire population of Earth does not share that fate, and that those in his collection manage to please him, To appease his fury by becoming his slaves

In fact, those who sit in these jars deserve it. And it's quite easy not to anger him. But he's not demanding. Delicious food, an interesting book, sleep. And sometimes affection—that's all he needs. Oh, and ice cream, of course.