I held a community-funded event over on Twitch and hit my goal way sooner than I thought—sooooo here we go!

The Conjuring
The sigils have been etched, the candles lit, and the bones collected! The time has cum to harness the powers that be and draw forth another cryptid from whatever hole we keep crawling out of—wet, willing, and eager to be shaped.

Join the ritual January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM EST to conjure a new cryptid live, where every claw, curve, and cursed nook and cranny will be decided by chat!

FAQ

Q: What is The Conjuring?
A: The Conjuring is a community-funded Build-a-Cryptid ritual where live viewers shape every detail of a brand-new cryptid in real time through polls and chat.


Q: How do I participate?!
A: Join the stream, chat, and vote! Most of us don’t bite…That’s a lie. We all bite. But we will ask first!

Q: What happens to the conjured cryptid? Are you just going to kick them out, dripping wet, into the cold, cruel world?!
A: No, you heathen! They’ll be given a loving home with one of you creatures! The final design (which may need to be finished off-stream) will be raffled once complete!