As you know, I love being big, soft, cute, toony, and squishy and I love making others the same. I eventually caught the sight of Roofus, who ended up being invited to sample my cooking skills.
I cooked some things, including burgers, and I wanted him to make him eat himself silly. So I whipped out my Toon Wand 3.0, booted it up with its new integrated OS and started to cast Indulgence, and suddenly the kernel crashes! The spell changed from single target to me AND Roofus, and at the same time it auto-casted the next spell saved in its database--perpetual food spell, with MY STORED RECIPES. Oh dear lord. We kept eating and eating, all under the control of an inanimate object that kept crashing and crashing in an infinite loop, it also supplying with endless food in our paws (We finish it, it makes more!).
As a result, Roofus's weight shot up to 2,162 pounds whilst mine shot up to 6,107. Even worse, I'm starting to have thoughts of seducing that roo... If ONLY I could reach that power switch, it'd all end, but as you can see I am having trouble!

This is Aldi's 777 reward! *chomp*
Must...reach *chomp* ....wand!!!