Name: One-Cheek Squeak

Species: Peters's Squirrel

Age: 63

Likes: Cartoons, Musicals, Flatulence humor, Mooning, Butt crushing, Thrash metal, Napping, Bathing, Ice theatre, Twerking, Wrestling, Gambling, His couch

Dislikes: Cheaters, Scammers, Internet, Ageism, Discrimination, Mathematics, Roller Coasters

Favorite Food: Menudo (Mexican Soup)

Occupation: Flatulist

Birthplace: Mexico

Body Type: Fat

Weapon: Cane Dart Gun, Flatulokinesis

Title: Silent but Deadly Sniper

Fursonal Quote: “Smell that? That is the smell of defeat.”

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Mr. H: "Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day! Shout out to all the nutty, tree-climbing, freerunning critters within the furry community! Hehehe. And to celebrate this squirrely national day, here's a new squirrel hero dropping in. Presenting, all the way from Mexico, is THIS smelly el viejo - One-Cheek Squeak! Personally, he's not much into politics. Despite that, deep down he seeks justice in this world. Just because he's old, that doesn't mean he can't fight back. One-Cheek Squeak may seem like a grump, but he's actually pretty funny. I mean, he IS flatulist, after all. And boy, is that big squirrely ass of his one hell of a tearjerker. If you think his gas is deadly, you should beware of his cane dart gun. Much like Blizzard, Stinky Bun, and even the iconic Hekkoki Guy, One-Cheek Squeak uses his bodily gas to attack. Alongside that, he wields a cane dart gun to shoot down and paralyze his enemies where they stand. Boy, we sure have a bunch of cane-fighting characters in the IFN building, don't we?"