I'm a tolerant wombat, all things considered. When it comes to differences of political opinion I say live-and-let-live. Unless you're writing an exposé on me there's plenty of room both on and under this wide world of ours for everyone to be able to chase their dreams.

That being said, if there's one type of person I can't abide it's death ray control advocates. Look: if someone is set on getting their hands on a weapon capable of disintegrating someone into their constituent subatomic particles, they're going to get their hands on one. (From me. Because they saw my ad.)

Fortunately Valerie sees things my way. I... would just rather she be more careful about where she's pointing that thing. We have a ray gun test chamber down below where she can practice atomizing things that aren't me to her heart's content.

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Wing-it sketch by  FatsOutoftheBag!