hey yall so uh
this is (at most one third of) me
some fun facts:
-is not real and knows it is not real
-regularly travels between metaverses like skipping through books on a shelf
-requires caffeine to exist in any (fictional) space
-prefers its coffee black or with one particular pangolin-themed brand of cremer
-starts fading out like a staticky hologram if it does not have enough caffeine
-may explode into static/teleport erratically/growsplode in multiple ways at once if it has *too much* caffeine
-can change folks around it by just looking at them
-can make any foodstuffs *except* caffeine but can make the surrounding town/country/world/galaxy way better at producing it
-craves the huge
-mane sold separately
-batteries not included

huuuuuuge thanks to  kittybot for this~ it's drawn so many quirky variations/forms of me over the years so it was only fair to let it make the ref too xp