She-Hessian:

Hello ghouls, goblins and all forms of living and undead, She-Hessian here, it is come to my attention that has been quite a bit of controversy regarding my role in the original Hessian Hex series because...*she checks notes* some mortals believe Nathan who was cursed to be my male equivalent, 'sexually manipulated' a teenage girl? Uh, that teenage girl was me the entire time. And i'm an ageless undead being, not a human teenager, I was just possessing the body of a teenager, and my host was a pain to deal with, ugh...I can see why that character got retconned out of the reboot. Plus, it's hard being in pure spirit form up until you find the perfect host.



The thing is that they exaggerated certain parts of it like the blood bath scenes, here's the thing...it's based on a HORROR movie, a horror movie that was given a hard R rating when it came out, and by an R-rating I don't mean PG 13 but with some drugs, profainty or bodily functions, I mean full out blood and gore, death scenes, people being sliced apart, grotesque body horror, violence, and just absolute gory mayhem that would make Sam Raimi blush. And guess what, horror movies have BLOOD in them, it's just that the MPPA is very strict about it, you can use blood but for some reason if it's red, it makes it more gory than if it is another color - because if it's red then it likely will get the movie in question an NC-17 rating.



Also my species which is also Chris the alpha walken's species, are technically like vampires in that we need blood to survive, and well it helps keep my attractive looking appearance. Trust me if I showed up looking like Count Orlock, Barlow from Salem's Lot, those reapers from the Blade movies, or even like ancient old man David Bowie in The Hunger or even as a short, pudgy little red skinned toad-like vampire (look them up, they are a species of Australian vampire), I betcha nobody would be thirsting for me.



I mean I premiered in the 2010s, which was the decade for 'sexy monsters' and that sub-genre still exists today, I mean Guillermo Del Toro did two movies about it. Here's the thing, the teenage girl host of mine was the one body I could find doing my initial introduction, and it was a bit of a struggle trying to get her to like being me, and she kept resisting. Like who would want to resist being me? Anyway, after she very much was gone from the plot so to speak, I left that host and decided to try and find some other way to do so.



Also yeah do you really want to see me when I don't have blood to feed on? My game face ain't exactly the stuff of your dreams you know, and in full blown 'Hessian' mode, i'm a bit of a dangerous bitch, i've got more of a killcount thant Jason, Pinhead, Freddy and Leatherface. I try to keep my bloodlust under control but it's a bit harder, unlike Chris, and unlike Walken himself, who has vampiric traits similar to mine but he can keep his under control except when under the power of the actual 'Hessian Spirit'.



Also I know you didn't expect a female Hessian Horseman to talk because in the movie my male counterpart just roars and snarls like a monster or specifically speaks in 'monster talk' but I thought i'd tell you the truth of the matter.