I was reading Fever Dream by Preston & Child and it was hilarious. Things I learned:

1. A painting of a naked old lady is so horrifying that nobody will talk about it, bar none.
2. "Australian" and "New Zealand" are totally interchangeable and in fact refer to the exact same accent.
3. The evil brother and the evil lion both have exactly the same hairstyle.

The third point resulted in this terrifying hybrid. I should finish that book someday. It was dreadfully entertaining.