She should sue for animal cruelty lmao

Oh please they'll still want taxes for using "public land"

This is why I stay a cozily urbanized animal and never human, not even ironically.

This gives new meaning to the joke about how you can't escape death and taxes.

The dog ate my tax forms

lmao I hate how true this would be

This is such a mood..

"I don't care that you don't have hands anymore. You still have to fill out the paperwork."

To quote Joker from Batman: "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman! But the IRS? No, thank you!"

ough this one is genuinely INFURIATING lmao

Sorry to be that humorless waste who overthinks a high quality meme commission...

But you only have to pay taxes as a human if you made more than the minimum gross requirement. Which was $15,750 (last I looked), or $400 from self employment. (Or more than $5 if married filing jointly. Marriage rules are dumb). So if you're truly living as an animal with a brain that's running human source code, you wouldn't have to file anyway.

However, if you're a vanilla yote and still doing commissions and generating income, even AFTER turning into a 4 legged gremlin this would be an annoying, but moderate blessing. For a release from tax liability would mean you'd never worry about it again.

i dont care who the IRS sends im not paying my taxes

Gosh hecke if *only* haha

eat tha law ! and papperwork !

Bite the tax man

paperwork to fulfill your encephalization quotient