Mr. H: Alright! Two down, and only…ten more to go.

Nutcracker: I still can’t believe there were other captives we didn’t know F.E.N.R.I. hid them. How on earth could we not have known?

Dark Noir: They must’ve been keeping track of our every move during our previous rescue missions.

Light Dancer: Obviously they didn’t want us to find out.

Cheat Code: Thanks to the help of Hackrabbit, the cat’s out of the bag. Now we have more captives in need of rescuing.

Government Cheese: Oh, here they come right now!

Hank: *enters the headquarters alongside Aldo, Sandro, and Unnamed American Belgian Draft* Howdy!

Sandro: We’re back!

Aldo: And we brought a special someone.

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Special, indeed. Ahahaha.

Nutcracker: And just who do you might be?

Cheat Code: Also…that’s a fancy-lookin’ robe you got on.

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: *to Nutcracker* To answer your question, I am an irresistible steed that gives pleasure to all. *to Cheat Code* And also, thank you, fine sir, for the compliment.

Cheat Code: Hehe. You’re welcome.

Mr. H: So, “Irresistible Steed”. How does someone charismatic like yourself end up in those capsules?

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: *triggered* Ugh! I swear, something like this shouldn’t happen to a horse! Well, as you must know, I was having the time of my life at a nightclub – chillin’ at the bar, had a few drinks, and started partying all night long. We were all having a good time until the fun police showed up.

Aldo: And by “fun police”, you mean…

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Yes, them! The ones they call themselves, “F.E.N.R.I.” I’ll admit, I was a wee bit tipsy back there. I thought they were strip dancers under those uniforms. However, it turns out, they’re the real thing.

Sandro: Don’t tell me you tried to take ‘em on while drunk…

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Uh…

*flashback*

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: *slightly drunk* All right, neo-Nazis! Get ready for some good ol’ fashion ass-whoopin’ from this mighty handsome steed right here! *performs a roundhouse kick but misses and passes out while the F.E.N.R.I. soldiers are just standing there*

F.E.N.R.I. Soldier (Boar): Wow…we didn’t have to do a thing.

*end of flashback*

Infurnationals Team: *snickering*

Government Cheese: That…was embarrassing.

Light Dancer: I shouldn’t laugh. I shouldn’t…

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: *turns to the viewers* Um, yeah, let’s pretend that didn’t happen.

Mr. H: And then they just straight up kidnap you just like that?!

Nutcracker: That’s not even a “bruh” moment. That’s a “dumbfuck” moment.

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Alright, alright! I get it! Sheesh! Get off my back why don’t cha! At least I’m saved *points at Hank, Aldo, and Sandro* thanks to the three stooges over here.

Aldo: *offended* What did you say?

Sandro: *him and Hank stop Aldo* Uh, what Aldo meant to say was…

Sandro and Hank: You’re welcome!

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Yeah, yeah. Thanks for freeing me. Now that I am finally released, it’s time to kick some terrorist booty. For real this time!

Mr. H: Well, you’re always welcome aboard.

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: What’s that supposed to mean?

Government Cheese: It means you’re one of us now.

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Oh, really? Me, part of your little…or should I say BIG group of yours?

Cheat Code: Why not. The more, the merrier.

Unnamed American Belgian Draft: Mmm…okay. Fine. You got yourself a deal. Sign me up, baby!

Sandro: ¡Bienvenido a la familia!

Hank: Welcome aboard, Irresistible Steed.

Shoehorn: While I am flattered by the nickname you all given me, might I suggest you go by my real name – Shoehorn. *gives Mr. H a card* Here’s my card if you ever feel like going…horse riding with me. *winks and walks off*

Mr. H: Uh…thanks.