Name: Shoehorn

Species: American Belgian Draft

Age: 39

Likes: Whistling, Strip Poker, Cocktails, Juggling, Karaoke, Taking photos, Elvis Presley, Partying, Don Bluth films, Romance novels, Parody films

Dislikes: Body shaming, Roofies, Stalkers, Cops, Homophobia, Dark humor, Politics, Toxic masculinity

Favorite Food: Peach Cobbler

Occupation: Pornographic Film Actor

Birthplace: Ohio, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Flaming Greaves

Title: The Irresistible Steed

Fursonal Quote: “These boots aren't made just for walking, you know.”

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Mr. H: "Double the trouble, twice the fun. We're getting two horses this month, instead of one! This year is starting to kick off pretty good for the equines within the furry community. Y'all are eating good today. Ahem. Anyway, with that being said. Let's go ahead and introduce our next new horse. This hunkable, fuckable steed...is Shoehorn. Heh. Fitting name for a porn star. I mean, surely some people can force or squeeze it into his "tight space", if you know what I mean. Ahahahaha! While he IS the sexiest horse man on the outside...he's pretty much a himbo on the inside. I mean, this dude does sometime have his dumb moments. You know what they say about all brawns and no brain. Heh. Speaking of brawns, Shoehorn fights with his red-hot flaming greaves! Once his greaves are engulfed in flames, he'll burn his enemies with some flamin' hot kicks. He can even deliver fireballs from his greaves, as well."