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"As we were saying, The Jolly Prankster is born from the world's desire to heal through humor and tragedy. One such Jolly Prankster named Eosphoros Strangeside finally begin 'The Magician's Journey' under the worst turmoil of his reality; he was dead. His death...what was it? Strangeside forgot after countless centuries of floating alone in outer space. Death never made sense to Strangeside yet living was rather meaningless too. Though as Strangeside floated he found himself drawn into the source itself; 'The Good Purpose' called him back to his vessel in the [Midnight Lands]."
"Approximately one week had past since Strangeside's last death; his soul wandered for centuries in a timeless void. Ars Goetia, a faction of ancient demonic spirits, cursed Strangeside to forever return to life. For his soul was stored into his grimoire (Dead Dreamers Delight)... however the Goetic demon Amdusias Dissona robbed his grimoire into her (Crystal Ball Prison) to capture Strangeside for serving Ars Goetia as they invade the planet Earth. Unable to stop the invasion, Strangeside returns to life with one month remaining before the {Gospel of Ending Phase} begins."
"Seeing through the obvious schemes of his captors, The Jolly Prankster Strangeside refused to give up even in the face of certain doom. Conjuring an illusionary form of unicorn-tiger shape, Strangeside floated out his forgotten tomb and searched [Summer Night City] for clues to want caused his last death. His best lead trailed him back to his lair, the [Mansion of Death], in which a (Host of Shadows) swarmed around his illusionary self. In the lobby of his lair was Amdusias waiting."
"She was responsible for Strangeside's death and he knew. Amdusias clobbered his skull in with her Clumsy Blackjack while he wasn't looking. Recollecting the events of his death gave Strangeside splitting headache as Amdusias clinged onto her bloodied murder weapon; he had a sneaking suspicion his death was forgotten on purpose to buy Amdusias time to bury the evidence. There was no denying damning evidence like that Clumsy Blackjack, so Strangeside begin to interrogate Amdusias for dragging him into her holy war against Mankind."
“The first time Strangeside met Amdusias Dissona he was lying in his Beddy-Bye reading Ars Goetia Scripture quietly to himself. SUDDENLY ---outta NOWHERE--- Amdusias tackles into his lair the [Mansion of Death] completely naked and warping the fabric of reality into a beautiful nightmare tailored for his amusement. It felt like total madness seeing a UNIQORN with his real eyes; her pelt is titanium white with royal purple stripes a matching mane. Giant hands keep changing shape along with hoof-type, so Strangeside sees her true species as “Siren” and debated with her immediately as she possessed his body into looking like her. According to this ever-changing demon of Ars Goetia her plan was simple; keep confusing the human race into believing demons are real. Baffled by this simple plan, Strangeside busted out of the window with gushing blood on his accursed wrist and sprouted wings before floating away into [Spoke City] to get drunk with her friends.”
“In [Spoke City] Amdusias was plastered at the bar with Beleth when Orobas called. Orobas said she had a dream about finally finding the one-of-a-kind-wonder personality Jolly Prankster and insists he lives in a fake city called [Summer Night City]. In one of the human slave worlds named [Earth] that is monitored by Ars Goetia Orobas found one Angel Joseph being a king servant to God; his vessel is naturally a Jolly Prankster. Orobas then found out there was a ‘Monkey’s Paw Bargain’ Angel Joseph made with his lordship title Eosphoros Strangeside in order to protect his vessel from unfortunate bad luck. Upon hearing an angel made a bargain with Orobas, Amdusias crushed her phone and boarded the first train into the [Midnight Lands]. Beleth sighed and reported the news Ars Goetia found the Jolly Prankster to Archmage Andrealphus; this sign meant the (End of Daze) approached.”
“Waking back up from the cold floor of his [Mansion of Death], Strangeside shielded his eyes from the dying evening sun as Amdusias Dissona stood over him with her bloodied Clumsy Blackjack.
Running his sore head he remembers another fact; Amdusias was changing his memories.
Dispelling illusions proved that she was toying with his precious memories to hold power over his legacy. Gripping the Blackjack tighter, she whacked the knob off the front door and sealed it magically with her left hand’s middle finger. Smiling to herself, Amdusias pointed her Clumsy Blackjack at the ceiling and opened a {Gate of Antipathy}; a two-way ABBA gateway between dimensional locations.
Spinning out of the gate is Orobas; to Strangeside she looks like a 3-eyed equine dressed in ceremonial robes. Carrying in her arms was comically-large cursed mummified Monkey’s Paw that Strangeside needed the most. Reaching forward with his magically stretching arm Strangeside fails to snatch the Monkey’s Paw away with his own paw. Nearly defeated Strangeside sighs as Amdusias whispers sweet nothings into his ears warning him of his first wish.”
+ Firstly Strangeside must surrender Angel Joseph over to Amdusias Dissona. +
-said Amdusias Dissona
+ Your wish will give you a curse of eternal life serving Ars Goetia until you can wish yourself out. +
-frowns Orobas
~ Then I wish for….my grimoire (Dead Dreamers Delight) to become real! ~
-smiled Strangeside
“The Jolly Prankster grew roughly one thousand times his size and broke apart his [Mansion of Death]. Amdusias and Orobas scurried out of the ruins of this mansion as a giant unicorn-tiger stomped through [Summer Night City]. Angry at this repulsive sight, Amdusias screamed and spun her Clumsy Blackjack into a helicopter and threw it with blinding speed at Strangeside’s head. Much better prepared this time Strangeside blocks the Blackjack with a weaker cast of {Crystal Guard} by holding his forearms up to his head. Deflected back at Amdusias, Orobas instead stops the Blackjack with her mind and transforms it a shower of flowers and stars that scatter across the night sky as the dawn arrives.”
“As the morning sun arrives Strangeside holds in his paws his grimoire [Dead Dreamers Delight].
Amdusias waves farewell to Orobas as she closes the {Gate of Antipathy} and glares at Strangeside.
Ars Goetia shall soon takeover the mortal world by the prophecy of Lucifer. His prophecy states that a Jolly Prankster will survive against mighty archons known as ‘The Vile Archmages’ and become a messiah of light and darkness. Amdusias tilts her smirk into contempt at Strangeside being a chosen-one; she gives his chances of surviving this month 6.16%.”
“I’m glad to at least have imaginary friends.”
-wrote Strangeside in his grimoire
"Approximately one week had past since Strangeside's last death; his soul wandered for centuries in a timeless void. Ars Goetia, a faction of ancient demonic spirits, cursed Strangeside to forever return to life. For his soul was stored into his grimoire (Dead Dreamers Delight)... however the Goetic demon Amdusias Dissona robbed his grimoire into her (Crystal Ball Prison) to capture Strangeside for serving Ars Goetia as they invade the planet Earth. Unable to stop the invasion, Strangeside returns to life with one month remaining before the {Gospel of Ending Phase} begins."
"Seeing through the obvious schemes of his captors, The Jolly Prankster Strangeside refused to give up even in the face of certain doom. Conjuring an illusionary form of unicorn-tiger shape, Strangeside floated out his forgotten tomb and searched [Summer Night City] for clues to want caused his last death. His best lead trailed him back to his lair, the [Mansion of Death], in which a (Host of Shadows) swarmed around his illusionary self. In the lobby of his lair was Amdusias waiting."
"She was responsible for Strangeside's death and he knew. Amdusias clobbered his skull in with her Clumsy Blackjack while he wasn't looking. Recollecting the events of his death gave Strangeside splitting headache as Amdusias clinged onto her bloodied murder weapon; he had a sneaking suspicion his death was forgotten on purpose to buy Amdusias time to bury the evidence. There was no denying damning evidence like that Clumsy Blackjack, so Strangeside begin to interrogate Amdusias for dragging him into her holy war against Mankind."
“The first time Strangeside met Amdusias Dissona he was lying in his Beddy-Bye reading Ars Goetia Scripture quietly to himself. SUDDENLY ---outta NOWHERE--- Amdusias tackles into his lair the [Mansion of Death] completely naked and warping the fabric of reality into a beautiful nightmare tailored for his amusement. It felt like total madness seeing a UNIQORN with his real eyes; her pelt is titanium white with royal purple stripes a matching mane. Giant hands keep changing shape along with hoof-type, so Strangeside sees her true species as “Siren” and debated with her immediately as she possessed his body into looking like her. According to this ever-changing demon of Ars Goetia her plan was simple; keep confusing the human race into believing demons are real. Baffled by this simple plan, Strangeside busted out of the window with gushing blood on his accursed wrist and sprouted wings before floating away into [Spoke City] to get drunk with her friends.”
“In [Spoke City] Amdusias was plastered at the bar with Beleth when Orobas called. Orobas said she had a dream about finally finding the one-of-a-kind-wonder personality Jolly Prankster and insists he lives in a fake city called [Summer Night City]. In one of the human slave worlds named [Earth] that is monitored by Ars Goetia Orobas found one Angel Joseph being a king servant to God; his vessel is naturally a Jolly Prankster. Orobas then found out there was a ‘Monkey’s Paw Bargain’ Angel Joseph made with his lordship title Eosphoros Strangeside in order to protect his vessel from unfortunate bad luck. Upon hearing an angel made a bargain with Orobas, Amdusias crushed her phone and boarded the first train into the [Midnight Lands]. Beleth sighed and reported the news Ars Goetia found the Jolly Prankster to Archmage Andrealphus; this sign meant the (End of Daze) approached.”
“Waking back up from the cold floor of his [Mansion of Death], Strangeside shielded his eyes from the dying evening sun as Amdusias Dissona stood over him with her bloodied Clumsy Blackjack.
Running his sore head he remembers another fact; Amdusias was changing his memories.
Dispelling illusions proved that she was toying with his precious memories to hold power over his legacy. Gripping the Blackjack tighter, she whacked the knob off the front door and sealed it magically with her left hand’s middle finger. Smiling to herself, Amdusias pointed her Clumsy Blackjack at the ceiling and opened a {Gate of Antipathy}; a two-way ABBA gateway between dimensional locations.
Spinning out of the gate is Orobas; to Strangeside she looks like a 3-eyed equine dressed in ceremonial robes. Carrying in her arms was comically-large cursed mummified Monkey’s Paw that Strangeside needed the most. Reaching forward with his magically stretching arm Strangeside fails to snatch the Monkey’s Paw away with his own paw. Nearly defeated Strangeside sighs as Amdusias whispers sweet nothings into his ears warning him of his first wish.”
+ Firstly Strangeside must surrender Angel Joseph over to Amdusias Dissona. +
-said Amdusias Dissona
+ Your wish will give you a curse of eternal life serving Ars Goetia until you can wish yourself out. +
-frowns Orobas
~ Then I wish for….my grimoire (Dead Dreamers Delight) to become real! ~
-smiled Strangeside
“The Jolly Prankster grew roughly one thousand times his size and broke apart his [Mansion of Death]. Amdusias and Orobas scurried out of the ruins of this mansion as a giant unicorn-tiger stomped through [Summer Night City]. Angry at this repulsive sight, Amdusias screamed and spun her Clumsy Blackjack into a helicopter and threw it with blinding speed at Strangeside’s head. Much better prepared this time Strangeside blocks the Blackjack with a weaker cast of {Crystal Guard} by holding his forearms up to his head. Deflected back at Amdusias, Orobas instead stops the Blackjack with her mind and transforms it a shower of flowers and stars that scatter across the night sky as the dawn arrives.”
“As the morning sun arrives Strangeside holds in his paws his grimoire [Dead Dreamers Delight].
Amdusias waves farewell to Orobas as she closes the {Gate of Antipathy} and glares at Strangeside.
Ars Goetia shall soon takeover the mortal world by the prophecy of Lucifer. His prophecy states that a Jolly Prankster will survive against mighty archons known as ‘The Vile Archmages’ and become a messiah of light and darkness. Amdusias tilts her smirk into contempt at Strangeside being a chosen-one; she gives his chances of surviving this month 6.16%.”
“I’m glad to at least have imaginary friends.”
-wrote Strangeside in his grimoire
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