Thinking about the time I went to NYC and I wanted to get one of the "Marijuana over 1 billion stoned" with the McDonald's arches t-shirts but the boring nerd I was there with while Billy Joel was stuck in a dark room said "NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM" and woefully I capitulated. But no more as I had the last laugh ordering the even better "World's Greatest Planet On Earth" shirt directly from the sweatshop.

white border is the scanner, this is cut to shape

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that world's greatest planet on earth shirt by the way? https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51689075/ one in the same.