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Nobu linked me to this music http://www.8bitpeoples.com/_MP3/8bp....._didje_nes.mp3 and said I should put it with the Queen animation.
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.
Category Flash / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 300 x 245px
File Size 365.4 kB
Yes. Unfortunately you must battle The Awesome One, to obtain the item.
It is a fearsome, three headed beast. Each head containing both the form and might of the greatest avatars of awesome. They are David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, and Henry Winkler. Do not gaze directly at the beast. For it's frightening magnificence is known to make even the mightiest of men weep as if little children.
A lesser man will be instantly struck dead.
To withstand their mighty onslaught, you must first obtain the three sacred Relics of Awesome. The Leather Jacket of Knight (+2 to Germans), The Pantaloons of Kirk (+2 to green females), and The Shaded Spectacles of The Fonz (+2 to Aaay!).
It is a fearsome, three headed beast. Each head containing both the form and might of the greatest avatars of awesome. They are David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, and Henry Winkler. Do not gaze directly at the beast. For it's frightening magnificence is known to make even the mightiest of men weep as if little children.
A lesser man will be instantly struck dead.
To withstand their mighty onslaught, you must first obtain the three sacred Relics of Awesome. The Leather Jacket of Knight (+2 to Germans), The Pantaloons of Kirk (+2 to green females), and The Shaded Spectacles of The Fonz (+2 to Aaay!).
What if I were to go in armed with the sword of Connery, the boots of Norris, and the cape of all empowering awesomeness? surely those would give me a chance at slaying the foul beast of awesomeness and laying my hands upon the sacred item it gaurds. or would I be felled and struck down like a dog before I even was to look upon even the head of Hasselhoff?
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