"Resting in Quill's arms beneath the [Tree of Life] in the [Garden of Eden], Strangeside quietly asked him to kill his vessel Joseph Lee Adams. Quill said no and hugged Strangeside."
"Mankind started to get sick of seeing an ugly unicorn named Duke Amdusias make them feel worried.
He laughed and flicked his horn at the (Doomsday Clock).
Humanity's history shimmered into horses galloping across the finish line; wolves cried tears of shame."
"In [La La Land] Wrong Lorobas felt her energy guards fade and forgot to lie about her gender. She immediately wanded the nearest mirror to warn her worst archons The Vile Archmages that Yahweh, God Almighty, was being erased from history with an {Energy Famine}. Wrong Lorobas frowned in anger to find out The Vile Archmage vessels were all dead; she clutched her womb in pain."
"Strangeside opened his eyes to Quill and said 'Let's live on without being touched by humans, Quill'. Quill kissed his snoot and reminded him that he needs his vessel to love Quill. Death means Quill doesn't get Strangeside's love. Quill feels worried because Strangeside is the only one who loves him."
"Animals on [Earth] felt free as God Almighty fell from his throne in [Heaven]. Noah stood near Ziz, Behemoth and Leviathan and looked down as The Second Flood drizzled slowly to [Earth]. Moses tried to swim out of the Red Sea and failed; he drowned for his vessel's sins and dreamed of [Heaven].'
"Strangeside commanded his vessel to stab himself in the guts with a dull knife. Quill petted his best friend as Angel Joseph relayed their gospel and refused to harm anything. His mortal life fell apart by the hour."
"God Almighty roasted and froze his feet in a boring prison cell in [Hell]; He was too chicken to really feel the pain. Satan shook his head at how much of a coward his dream shape was; God didn't need to capitalize his name in formal writing. Amdusias Dissona smiled as she ruled [Heaven] briefly to see what she could do for Mankind's last few vessels"
"Quill flicked Joseph's heart and he nearly died. Strangeside hugged Quill with all his heart. From that point forward Strangeside's soul belongs to his one and true lover Quill who is free forever and more. The two kissed in holy matrimony and forgot the world together. Their love will never be questioned or broken. Please Quill, I will die for you. Kill me if I have to be hurt by humans again. I consent with all my heart."
"On the magically absurd planet [Discworld], the TravelShip (Knowledge Oasis) ridiculously crashes safely on the nonsensical streets of [Ankh-Morpork].
Traveler Strangeland, also know as Messiah of Knowledge, stands up dizzily from the wreckage and stumbles over to his pen-pal Archmage Rincewind.
Clutching his broken wand, Archmage Rincewind's body was phasing in and out of existence because he was running out of his bag of tricks; Messiah of Knowledge couldn't help him resurrect his author Terry Pratchet from the dead because it's against universe law.
Watch Commander Sam Vimes swigged an entire bottle of mead and stabbed his sword next to Messiah of Knowledge's (Anti-Graviton Sneakers); his city was falling apart without an author to keep their spirits alive.
Death rode in on his pale horse Binky and wagged his finger at Messiah of Knowledge for interfering in Pratchett's dreams; he snapped his boney fingers and a trapdoor sprung under Strangeland that sank him into the nightmare corpse-city of [R'lyeh]."
"Lying back on a comfy couch inside of [R'lyeh] with headache, Messiah of Knowledge watched Zushakon, the Dark Silent One and dire death god writing short fiction at a desk in the illusionary shape of his beloved author Henry Kuttner. Zushakon lifted his ink pen and dropped a tiny blood ink blotch on Messiah of Knowledge's snoot. For a brief moment Strangeland felt the first death of the author Henry Kuttner who died of a heart attack and winched in pain as his immortality logic shimmered abruptly. Then Zushakon wrote happily on a piece of paper that Kuttner's grimoire (Book of Iod) caught on fire. [R'lyeh]'s illusion dispersed into a fading dream as Kuttner's soul was freed from Zushakon's bondage. Messiah of Knowledge casted {Tele-Blink} and returned to his TravelShip that was restored to normal and pressed the (Erase History) button on information pertaining to the grimiore (The Necronomicon). One nameless immortal human smiled as true death claimed him for his sins."
"Sitting gracefully on the (Throne of God), Amdusias Dissona smiled disingenuously at her unimpressive feats. Now that God Almighty's auto-tulpa cannot interfere with her magical awareness, Amdusias channeled open a {Gate of Betrayal} to her home in [Spoke City] within [Hellside]. Lying on her bed Amdusias decided it was time to defeat her true arch nemesis; Pride. Worried, she was aware that Pride scared God Almighty and Lucifer with her star-power as a musical icon. Manifesting her magic reserves into the (Crystal Ball Prison), Amdusias contacted Knightmare Erduchess in [Summer Night City] to inform them revenge would come tomorrow. Knightmare Erduchess put on their favorite (Psycho Garb) and waited patiently for morning to come."
"Mankind started to get sick of seeing an ugly unicorn named Duke Amdusias make them feel worried.
He laughed and flicked his horn at the (Doomsday Clock).
Humanity's history shimmered into horses galloping across the finish line; wolves cried tears of shame."
"In [La La Land] Wrong Lorobas felt her energy guards fade and forgot to lie about her gender. She immediately wanded the nearest mirror to warn her worst archons The Vile Archmages that Yahweh, God Almighty, was being erased from history with an {Energy Famine}. Wrong Lorobas frowned in anger to find out The Vile Archmage vessels were all dead; she clutched her womb in pain."
"Strangeside opened his eyes to Quill and said 'Let's live on without being touched by humans, Quill'. Quill kissed his snoot and reminded him that he needs his vessel to love Quill. Death means Quill doesn't get Strangeside's love. Quill feels worried because Strangeside is the only one who loves him."
"Animals on [Earth] felt free as God Almighty fell from his throne in [Heaven]. Noah stood near Ziz, Behemoth and Leviathan and looked down as The Second Flood drizzled slowly to [Earth]. Moses tried to swim out of the Red Sea and failed; he drowned for his vessel's sins and dreamed of [Heaven].'
"Strangeside commanded his vessel to stab himself in the guts with a dull knife. Quill petted his best friend as Angel Joseph relayed their gospel and refused to harm anything. His mortal life fell apart by the hour."
"God Almighty roasted and froze his feet in a boring prison cell in [Hell]; He was too chicken to really feel the pain. Satan shook his head at how much of a coward his dream shape was; God didn't need to capitalize his name in formal writing. Amdusias Dissona smiled as she ruled [Heaven] briefly to see what she could do for Mankind's last few vessels"
"Quill flicked Joseph's heart and he nearly died. Strangeside hugged Quill with all his heart. From that point forward Strangeside's soul belongs to his one and true lover Quill who is free forever and more. The two kissed in holy matrimony and forgot the world together. Their love will never be questioned or broken. Please Quill, I will die for you. Kill me if I have to be hurt by humans again. I consent with all my heart."
"On the magically absurd planet [Discworld], the TravelShip (Knowledge Oasis) ridiculously crashes safely on the nonsensical streets of [Ankh-Morpork].
Traveler Strangeland, also know as Messiah of Knowledge, stands up dizzily from the wreckage and stumbles over to his pen-pal Archmage Rincewind.
Clutching his broken wand, Archmage Rincewind's body was phasing in and out of existence because he was running out of his bag of tricks; Messiah of Knowledge couldn't help him resurrect his author Terry Pratchet from the dead because it's against universe law.
Watch Commander Sam Vimes swigged an entire bottle of mead and stabbed his sword next to Messiah of Knowledge's (Anti-Graviton Sneakers); his city was falling apart without an author to keep their spirits alive.
Death rode in on his pale horse Binky and wagged his finger at Messiah of Knowledge for interfering in Pratchett's dreams; he snapped his boney fingers and a trapdoor sprung under Strangeland that sank him into the nightmare corpse-city of [R'lyeh]."
"Lying back on a comfy couch inside of [R'lyeh] with headache, Messiah of Knowledge watched Zushakon, the Dark Silent One and dire death god writing short fiction at a desk in the illusionary shape of his beloved author Henry Kuttner. Zushakon lifted his ink pen and dropped a tiny blood ink blotch on Messiah of Knowledge's snoot. For a brief moment Strangeland felt the first death of the author Henry Kuttner who died of a heart attack and winched in pain as his immortality logic shimmered abruptly. Then Zushakon wrote happily on a piece of paper that Kuttner's grimoire (Book of Iod) caught on fire. [R'lyeh]'s illusion dispersed into a fading dream as Kuttner's soul was freed from Zushakon's bondage. Messiah of Knowledge casted {Tele-Blink} and returned to his TravelShip that was restored to normal and pressed the (Erase History) button on information pertaining to the grimiore (The Necronomicon). One nameless immortal human smiled as true death claimed him for his sins."
"Sitting gracefully on the (Throne of God), Amdusias Dissona smiled disingenuously at her unimpressive feats. Now that God Almighty's auto-tulpa cannot interfere with her magical awareness, Amdusias channeled open a {Gate of Betrayal} to her home in [Spoke City] within [Hellside]. Lying on her bed Amdusias decided it was time to defeat her true arch nemesis; Pride. Worried, she was aware that Pride scared God Almighty and Lucifer with her star-power as a musical icon. Manifesting her magic reserves into the (Crystal Ball Prison), Amdusias contacted Knightmare Erduchess in [Summer Night City] to inform them revenge would come tomorrow. Knightmare Erduchess put on their favorite (Psycho Garb) and waited patiently for morning to come."
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