Blitz of the Seattle Seahawks (NFL) Post TF story

Wait, I became a football fan?? When did THAT happen?????

This story's a little different than usual- I wanted to do a bit of a Post-TF Retrospective on what it'd be like to live in the reality where that bitch was ME, you know what I mean? I've done this kind of story once before, but I haven't posted it here, which I might, but this one I really just couldn't let lie when that Team Spirit just has me by the ASS beyond belief. Just being BLITZ, holy fuck.... I was originally going to just let me as Blitz be the team's mascot and nothing else, but another TF story featuring some Blitz twinning featured him as the Seahawks' QUARTERBACK himself, which. God that was hot as fuck, I had to include that somewhere in here too. Thanks to Arben Sear for that, what a Superb Bird Blitz is.

It's REALLY hard to believe I'll recover from this? Like there's a stadium music hype remix that's become a permanent fixture playing in my brain for days now. It's brought me so much joy. I wonder how much Blitz jerseys go for? Maybe a nice big Seahawks hoodie while I'm at it? Lord I'm unwell. I'm having the time of my life and think I'm gonna be Blitz for a LONG long while but I'm SERIOUSLY unwell.

Ahhhhh...... it's so good to be Champ.