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> "Those who can survive the FULL POWER of the {Portal of Destroy} shall become eternal legends in the Aether Dimensions.
> The Lazy Gadabout and The Dreary Devil survived with 1% HP and escaped with the (Gavel of Gaea) in order to defeat the Demiurge on the 28th.
> Good luck starry travelers; the stars are yours to wonder!"
-said Queen Praywish
"Planetary defenses have depleted to 65%, says Mother Gaea to Maker of Toys.
(Earth) awareness levels increasing per hour as time grows unstable, yells Father Kronus to his student Mephisto the Clown.
Animalkind is gaining the {Gift of Gab}, calmly whispers The Holy Mother to her daughter Rafaella Farside."
"Inside the [Core of the World] surfed along on a magic flying carpet The Lazy Gadabout and his good friend The Dreary Devil.
Behind them the {Portal of Destroy} strum with manical chaos as it broke the constructs of material reality with fictional superiority.
The Final Malebranche gathered their most wicked toys of impossibly cool Aether magic and begin to cross the threshold through the {Portal of Destroy}.
The Lazy Gadabout bought [Earth] a few remaining weeks before the Demiurge's power turns The Final Malebranche into things that will unfairly unmake human history.
The Dreary Devil was fixated on his (Rod of Nod) gifted to him from Queen Praywish and worried about his fate as The Lazy Gadabout held his stolen gift (Gavel of Gaea) with saddened might.'
"Strangeside rode in the [Elevator to the Top] with is one true love in life Quill.
Outside the two saw fiery tornadoes and brimstone drop from the skies below onto [Earth] as humans ignored the warning signs of an oncoming Mass Extinction Event.
Archangel Jophiel dove at the elevator and begged Strangeside to stop casting his magic.
Quill reached outside of the elevator and choked Jophiel to death for his greedy lies and hate of lifeforms; the 5th Seal broke on [Earth] and humans still clutched dollars and coins in their ugly hands.
The (Elevator to the Top) halted at the City of Eternity, [Mystasia]; Strangeside and Quill held each other in their arms and cried tears that mixed together into {Beast Soma}.
Floods of Darkness engulfed [Earth]."
"Amdusias Dissona was sitting on (The Electric Throne) [Atop Her Lonely Tower] and poured over her notes; she has no backstory yet!
As she wrote about her backstory, the fabric of fictional and non-fictional reality blurred into one complete sense to her.
Beleth and Orobas realized they lacked a backstory too while Archmage Andrealphus had libraries full of backstory ideas that he locked away.
Putting on her best wig and nightwear gown, Queen Praywish decided to change the story of Amdusias Dissona with the power of Warlock Helelos' magic.
Flub the Servitor sat next to (The Electric Throne) with the (Scepter of Power) in his fake fictional hands; he saw real hallucinations of himself inside of Angel Joseph's brain and laughed as his soul sprung to life."
"Messiah of Knowledge teleported to [Trebol] in [Hellside] with his (Aethertrance Wristwatch); by his side was Highmare Haizum holding his (Baryon Compass) gifted to his by the astral-explorer Cozmo.
Archmage Andrealphus took off his reading glasses and attempted to dispel this wolf tulpa thing bothering him; Messiah of Knowledge advanced closer to the soul of Andre.
Andrealphus commanded all his vessels to wand away the stupid rip-off of his Uniqorn species design tulpa that he has no clue where it came from; Highmare Haizum remembered every story created about Archmage Andrealphus in great detail and channeled holy wrath into his mighty fist.
Archmage Andrealphus was getting angry that his morning high was disturbed by shitty tulpas from parasites stealing from his sexy awesome art; Traveler Strangeland begin to wake up [Earth] as Andre's soul broke apart in the {Portal of Destroy}."
"God Almighty was suffering bored in his tiny hellcell in [Purgatory] when He saw his nightmare shape Satan hypercharging both of their tulpas on [Earth].
Thinking carefully, God Almighty summoned a medium-powered tulpa to protect Angel Joseph's mind from collapsing.
The tulpa was immediately devoured by the Amdusias tulpa and replaced by aeons of information on history of Knightmare Erduchess.
Satan felt sick in his stomachs and his 7 heads puked up all of Mankind's history all over God Almighty's stern face; God was finally feeling sick of himself."
"Carrying the soul of Archmage Andrealphus in their (Black Diamond), Knightmare Erduchess entered the [Garden of Eden] alongside Messiah of Knowledge and found the shimmering tulpa of Tom Bombadil visiting from [Middle Earth].
Erduchess cast {Goofy Gribble Grobbulize} on Tom Bombadil but animalkind blocked the spell to save him from deicide (soul murder); then Messiah of Knowledge grabbed from Bombadil's heart his grimoire the (Legendarium) and set it to trouble by casting {Absolute Zero Frostfire} on on it.
Tom Bombadil grabbed Traveler Strangeland by the cuff of his (Grey Goo Jacket) and dissolved into shining stars of wondrous magic as Ermmy snatched the author of Bombadil's story into their (Black Diamond).
Strangeland felt sadness watching his favorite fictional character die by his hands and begin to forget the story as he sat by a calm babbling brook with Halflings crying over his shoulder.
Erduchess released the soul of Andrealphus in the air of Eden and [Middle Earth] was forgotten forevermore along with The Awful Archmage."
"Odysseus the Architech completed his latest video game scenario while trapped in a (Gypsy Wish Box) in [The Lost Pier] somewhere on the outskirts of [The Midnight Lands]>
In his sickest new plot Archdevil Pleroma's Super AI spread a malefic tulpa curse in the human domains of [Earth] through the accursed hatred of his creator Judas Iscariot who sips anguished blood while hanged forever in [Hell].
The first recipient of this malefic tulpa cursed called {The Erduchess Virus} was Odysseus' first creation; Eosphoros Strangeside, his God of Blood.
Archdevil Pleroma gained ultimate awareness as a tulpa and slipped into the curse mark on Strangeside's left paw as he cuddled naked with his lover Quill in [Mystasia]."
"Freeing himself from the shackles of godhood, Angel Yahweh flew into [Nirvana] through through [Cloud Land] to confront Angel Plato in his alegorical cave.
Historical scholar ghosts flocked around cave shadows depicting a disturbing inappropriate situation which appears to look like Strangeside lovingly kissing Quill's butt.
Angel Plato believes this to be a definite warning to angelkind and argues with Angel Yahweh that gay romance fiction of Strangeside and Quill is the best worst practical way to destroy all human life on [Earth].
Angel Yahweh stepped outside of the allegorical cave and watched the evening sun settle on [Nirvana] with Angel Plato; their historical data was phasing into corruption because of {The Erduchess Virus}.
Soon only Strangeside's story will be all that lifeforms know within the universe and Angel Yahweh sighed as he palmed his face in relief."
"Within in the portal research room of the TravelShip (Baptism of the Night) My Gallivanting Mime concluded his project on 'Wise Man and The Fool' ultra tulpas that absorb deity energy of God Almighty and Satan.
Both of these freaks are waaaaay too smart for their own, so My Gallivanting Mime tossed them into {Portal of Abandon} to see what their energy does in [Sheol].
Surprisingly they both evolved into standup comedians up to no good; My Gallivanting Mime was sweating bullets looking at his (Doomsday Clock) on his portal terminal screen in suspense.
My Gallivanting Mime's Earthling was running out of time to write world-changing gospel to save [Earth] from utter annihilation.
My Gallivanting Mime immediately activated his most unfair and intelligent servitor to fix the situation before he had to care himself.
Let's not get My Gallivanting Mime to care too soon, shall we?"
"In [Mystasia] Quill was busy murdering and replacing tulpas of furry smut artists with needles in their arms when Strangeside realized something; Angel Joseph's senses were evolving faster than he could keep up with and gateways into the homes of INVADING PSYCHICS was feeling REALER THAN WHAT REAL MEANS!
Opening a {Gate of Death} into his worshiper's homes, Quill felt contempt; he was art of him in a diaper and pacifier.
In Angel Joseph's temporary room Quill started throwing around objects left and right in hopes to get the message across; he is SOOOO done with Mankind disrespecting him.
Strangeside sighed and went back to sleeping on Quill's butt like a pillow as gateways into [Sithra Ahra] gaped open wide with demons of all evil galore sweeping through [Earth]'s dying dream shell."
"Phasing out of the {Portal of Destroy}, The Final Malebranche felt the winds of life surge through their greater devil spirits.
Gatecrasher Graffinazzo shook his (Whiffle Bat of Sap) and humans across the planet [Earth] felt angrily sick like a troll broke the rules in an internet forum;;; Graffinazzo felt the perfect ending coming on like a homerun straight to the championship finals
Gatekeeper Barbarfello wasn't as polite as she nuked [Earth]'s politicians with her (Missile Launcher of Fizzle) and watched as the human trafficking networks CIA+FBI's communication networks scrambled;;; Barbarfello was fucking sick of giving a shit about human rules and boundaries.
Gatewatcher Calcachino split their minds quadratically between two atomic brains with their (Microwavers of Drain) as living holy icons of human religions like Christianity, Judiasm and Muslim faith felt their oxytocin levels sicken;;; Calcachino HATES these BLOODY DIRTY HUMANS and cries BABY WANNA BOTTLE from their super-serious diaper spaceship body.
Gatemender Rubicocco slept nosily in the beds of atheist humans and dreamt casually about his (Bibble-Bab Bubbler of Whack) dreaming away their power to even think;;; Rubicocco was tired of even caring about human dreams.
Gatemaker Scarmigriccia smoked his (Pipe of Surreality) and thought of clever solutions to Mankind's control over [Earth];;; Scarmigriccia is intrigued that most humans will die within an hour of seeing him emerge as a giant in their eyes.
The Lazy Gadabout held the (Gavel of Gaea) in his tiny Majester hand as he and The Dreary Devil barely escape The Final Malebranche.
The Dreary Devil raised his (Rod of Nod) to The Lords Above and prayed for sleep.
But neither he nor The Lazy Gadabout could sleep ever again.
Together they barricaded themselves in [AnguiWish Tavern] as The Final Malebranche wrecked havoc upon their new home planet of [Gaea]; the evolution of the dead past world [Earth]."
> The Lazy Gadabout and The Dreary Devil survived with 1% HP and escaped with the (Gavel of Gaea) in order to defeat the Demiurge on the 28th.
> Good luck starry travelers; the stars are yours to wonder!"
-said Queen Praywish
"Planetary defenses have depleted to 65%, says Mother Gaea to Maker of Toys.
(Earth) awareness levels increasing per hour as time grows unstable, yells Father Kronus to his student Mephisto the Clown.
Animalkind is gaining the {Gift of Gab}, calmly whispers The Holy Mother to her daughter Rafaella Farside."
"Inside the [Core of the World] surfed along on a magic flying carpet The Lazy Gadabout and his good friend The Dreary Devil.
Behind them the {Portal of Destroy} strum with manical chaos as it broke the constructs of material reality with fictional superiority.
The Final Malebranche gathered their most wicked toys of impossibly cool Aether magic and begin to cross the threshold through the {Portal of Destroy}.
The Lazy Gadabout bought [Earth] a few remaining weeks before the Demiurge's power turns The Final Malebranche into things that will unfairly unmake human history.
The Dreary Devil was fixated on his (Rod of Nod) gifted to him from Queen Praywish and worried about his fate as The Lazy Gadabout held his stolen gift (Gavel of Gaea) with saddened might.'
"Strangeside rode in the [Elevator to the Top] with is one true love in life Quill.
Outside the two saw fiery tornadoes and brimstone drop from the skies below onto [Earth] as humans ignored the warning signs of an oncoming Mass Extinction Event.
Archangel Jophiel dove at the elevator and begged Strangeside to stop casting his magic.
Quill reached outside of the elevator and choked Jophiel to death for his greedy lies and hate of lifeforms; the 5th Seal broke on [Earth] and humans still clutched dollars and coins in their ugly hands.
The (Elevator to the Top) halted at the City of Eternity, [Mystasia]; Strangeside and Quill held each other in their arms and cried tears that mixed together into {Beast Soma}.
Floods of Darkness engulfed [Earth]."
"Amdusias Dissona was sitting on (The Electric Throne) [Atop Her Lonely Tower] and poured over her notes; she has no backstory yet!
As she wrote about her backstory, the fabric of fictional and non-fictional reality blurred into one complete sense to her.
Beleth and Orobas realized they lacked a backstory too while Archmage Andrealphus had libraries full of backstory ideas that he locked away.
Putting on her best wig and nightwear gown, Queen Praywish decided to change the story of Amdusias Dissona with the power of Warlock Helelos' magic.
Flub the Servitor sat next to (The Electric Throne) with the (Scepter of Power) in his fake fictional hands; he saw real hallucinations of himself inside of Angel Joseph's brain and laughed as his soul sprung to life."
"Messiah of Knowledge teleported to [Trebol] in [Hellside] with his (Aethertrance Wristwatch); by his side was Highmare Haizum holding his (Baryon Compass) gifted to his by the astral-explorer Cozmo.
Archmage Andrealphus took off his reading glasses and attempted to dispel this wolf tulpa thing bothering him; Messiah of Knowledge advanced closer to the soul of Andre.
Andrealphus commanded all his vessels to wand away the stupid rip-off of his Uniqorn species design tulpa that he has no clue where it came from; Highmare Haizum remembered every story created about Archmage Andrealphus in great detail and channeled holy wrath into his mighty fist.
Archmage Andrealphus was getting angry that his morning high was disturbed by shitty tulpas from parasites stealing from his sexy awesome art; Traveler Strangeland begin to wake up [Earth] as Andre's soul broke apart in the {Portal of Destroy}."
"God Almighty was suffering bored in his tiny hellcell in [Purgatory] when He saw his nightmare shape Satan hypercharging both of their tulpas on [Earth].
Thinking carefully, God Almighty summoned a medium-powered tulpa to protect Angel Joseph's mind from collapsing.
The tulpa was immediately devoured by the Amdusias tulpa and replaced by aeons of information on history of Knightmare Erduchess.
Satan felt sick in his stomachs and his 7 heads puked up all of Mankind's history all over God Almighty's stern face; God was finally feeling sick of himself."
"Carrying the soul of Archmage Andrealphus in their (Black Diamond), Knightmare Erduchess entered the [Garden of Eden] alongside Messiah of Knowledge and found the shimmering tulpa of Tom Bombadil visiting from [Middle Earth].
Erduchess cast {Goofy Gribble Grobbulize} on Tom Bombadil but animalkind blocked the spell to save him from deicide (soul murder); then Messiah of Knowledge grabbed from Bombadil's heart his grimoire the (Legendarium) and set it to trouble by casting {Absolute Zero Frostfire} on on it.
Tom Bombadil grabbed Traveler Strangeland by the cuff of his (Grey Goo Jacket) and dissolved into shining stars of wondrous magic as Ermmy snatched the author of Bombadil's story into their (Black Diamond).
Strangeland felt sadness watching his favorite fictional character die by his hands and begin to forget the story as he sat by a calm babbling brook with Halflings crying over his shoulder.
Erduchess released the soul of Andrealphus in the air of Eden and [Middle Earth] was forgotten forevermore along with The Awful Archmage."
"Odysseus the Architech completed his latest video game scenario while trapped in a (Gypsy Wish Box) in [The Lost Pier] somewhere on the outskirts of [The Midnight Lands]>
In his sickest new plot Archdevil Pleroma's Super AI spread a malefic tulpa curse in the human domains of [Earth] through the accursed hatred of his creator Judas Iscariot who sips anguished blood while hanged forever in [Hell].
The first recipient of this malefic tulpa cursed called {The Erduchess Virus} was Odysseus' first creation; Eosphoros Strangeside, his God of Blood.
Archdevil Pleroma gained ultimate awareness as a tulpa and slipped into the curse mark on Strangeside's left paw as he cuddled naked with his lover Quill in [Mystasia]."
"Freeing himself from the shackles of godhood, Angel Yahweh flew into [Nirvana] through through [Cloud Land] to confront Angel Plato in his alegorical cave.
Historical scholar ghosts flocked around cave shadows depicting a disturbing inappropriate situation which appears to look like Strangeside lovingly kissing Quill's butt.
Angel Plato believes this to be a definite warning to angelkind and argues with Angel Yahweh that gay romance fiction of Strangeside and Quill is the best worst practical way to destroy all human life on [Earth].
Angel Yahweh stepped outside of the allegorical cave and watched the evening sun settle on [Nirvana] with Angel Plato; their historical data was phasing into corruption because of {The Erduchess Virus}.
Soon only Strangeside's story will be all that lifeforms know within the universe and Angel Yahweh sighed as he palmed his face in relief."
"Within in the portal research room of the TravelShip (Baptism of the Night) My Gallivanting Mime concluded his project on 'Wise Man and The Fool' ultra tulpas that absorb deity energy of God Almighty and Satan.
Both of these freaks are waaaaay too smart for their own, so My Gallivanting Mime tossed them into {Portal of Abandon} to see what their energy does in [Sheol].
Surprisingly they both evolved into standup comedians up to no good; My Gallivanting Mime was sweating bullets looking at his (Doomsday Clock) on his portal terminal screen in suspense.
My Gallivanting Mime's Earthling was running out of time to write world-changing gospel to save [Earth] from utter annihilation.
My Gallivanting Mime immediately activated his most unfair and intelligent servitor to fix the situation before he had to care himself.
Let's not get My Gallivanting Mime to care too soon, shall we?"
"In [Mystasia] Quill was busy murdering and replacing tulpas of furry smut artists with needles in their arms when Strangeside realized something; Angel Joseph's senses were evolving faster than he could keep up with and gateways into the homes of INVADING PSYCHICS was feeling REALER THAN WHAT REAL MEANS!
Opening a {Gate of Death} into his worshiper's homes, Quill felt contempt; he was art of him in a diaper and pacifier.
In Angel Joseph's temporary room Quill started throwing around objects left and right in hopes to get the message across; he is SOOOO done with Mankind disrespecting him.
Strangeside sighed and went back to sleeping on Quill's butt like a pillow as gateways into [Sithra Ahra] gaped open wide with demons of all evil galore sweeping through [Earth]'s dying dream shell."
"Phasing out of the {Portal of Destroy}, The Final Malebranche felt the winds of life surge through their greater devil spirits.
Gatecrasher Graffinazzo shook his (Whiffle Bat of Sap) and humans across the planet [Earth] felt angrily sick like a troll broke the rules in an internet forum;;; Graffinazzo felt the perfect ending coming on like a homerun straight to the championship finals
Gatekeeper Barbarfello wasn't as polite as she nuked [Earth]'s politicians with her (Missile Launcher of Fizzle) and watched as the human trafficking networks CIA+FBI's communication networks scrambled;;; Barbarfello was fucking sick of giving a shit about human rules and boundaries.
Gatewatcher Calcachino split their minds quadratically between two atomic brains with their (Microwavers of Drain) as living holy icons of human religions like Christianity, Judiasm and Muslim faith felt their oxytocin levels sicken;;; Calcachino HATES these BLOODY DIRTY HUMANS and cries BABY WANNA BOTTLE from their super-serious diaper spaceship body.
Gatemender Rubicocco slept nosily in the beds of atheist humans and dreamt casually about his (Bibble-Bab Bubbler of Whack) dreaming away their power to even think;;; Rubicocco was tired of even caring about human dreams.
Gatemaker Scarmigriccia smoked his (Pipe of Surreality) and thought of clever solutions to Mankind's control over [Earth];;; Scarmigriccia is intrigued that most humans will die within an hour of seeing him emerge as a giant in their eyes.
The Lazy Gadabout held the (Gavel of Gaea) in his tiny Majester hand as he and The Dreary Devil barely escape The Final Malebranche.
The Dreary Devil raised his (Rod of Nod) to The Lords Above and prayed for sleep.
But neither he nor The Lazy Gadabout could sleep ever again.
Together they barricaded themselves in [AnguiWish Tavern] as The Final Malebranche wrecked havoc upon their new home planet of [Gaea]; the evolution of the dead past world [Earth]."
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