Come on down to J. Worthington Foulfellow's Used Car Emporium! Here, you shall find "gently-used" "luxury" automobiles of only the finest quality, available at prices so low they're a steal - figuratively and literally. No questions asked. Will take gold, valuables or stupid little boys. No refunds!

So, Pinocchio is probably too early, chronologically speaking, for cars. But Honest John definitely fits the sleazy car salesman archetype. He appeared in a Walt Disney's Comics & Stories as both a snake oil salesman and a thief, so this is ironically the least devilish of his occupations. But my God, next time... I'mma stick with a simple background. They always take so long to color.