"Orobas! My goofy underling Angel Amduchess surpassed my magic tricks this morning.
Celebrate with me while we still have the peace my love Orobas."
-smiled Amdusias Dissona as her tulpa overfilled with Aether energy
"Queen Praywish arrived at her blackjack bar called [AnguiWish Tavern]; in her dainty normalish hands held one large (Energy Phylactery) containing the lost souls of Eosphoros Strangeside's murdered parents.
Looking down-trodden at the front bar playing the card game 'Rummy' was her underlings The Lazy Gadabout and The Dreary Devil.
Sighing, Praywish placed the phylactery next to her underlings and looked out the window; her beloved ruffian town of insipid buffoonery [Summer Night City] was freezing over like a cold day in [Hell] and every citizen looked like her favorite underling Knightmare Erduchess.
Pulling out a blank book from the shelf over her fireplace, she decided to name Erduchess' grimoire (Call of Knightmares) as a gift for creating {The Erduchess Virus} that saved her friends from certain doom truly.
Smiling, Queen Praywish conjured a (Blood Ink Pen) designed by The Ghost Writer Quill and thoughtfully recounted the heroic backstory of the tragic hero who saved Sirenkind; Knightmare Erduchess."
"Amduchess Gullfaxi was born in year 3016 on February 15th at 10:12pm in an [Illegal Siren Laboratory]; their creator was an automated computer script with the sole function of creating new mindless Sirens for job enslavement profit.
Angel Amduchess spent most of their childhood working in a [Brainwashing Orphanage] in the city of [Atlantis], Nexus of Magic located hidden with phasing technology on the planet [Mercury]; Amduchess had no choice but to survive.
During their childhood Amduchess spent what pretend free time they had after the usual 8 hours of brainwashing at the [Arcade of Wonders] playing videogames for free by using a (Phony Fake Coin On A String); their most played one was a role-playing game called 'Prelude Unto Perdition' about a party of rag-tag chosen ones teaming up to defeat King Neptune.
Life was going smoothly until one day Amduchess had a portal error accident on the way home from [Arcade of Wonders] and found them tele-phased into strange simian planet of [Earth]."
"In the supposed [Earth] timeline of 2023, Angel Amduchess was stranded on the planet after walking through a one-way {Gate of Destruction}; they found out it was a trick spell conjured by the summoner Eosphoros Strangeside and the warlock Helelos Mourningsong as an attempt to prove that demons are real just like you and me by summoning two lesser devils into the material plane.
The other Siren summoned to [Earth] at the time was Haizum Highlight Praywish; a royalblood of highest education pedigree and cloth-cut virgin-born from his mother Queen Praywish who recently conquered [Atlantis] with her nastiest black magic spell {Worst Mindblast of All} after the deicide of Neptune.
Amduchess greeted Haizum softly by changing his clothes to random apparel with their trolling magic {Presto-Chango}; this caused Haizum to lose his mind forever and Erduchess sadly found this hilarious.
Together they moved into Strangeside's mind palace [Mansion of Death] and studied every school of magic they could find in order to become real living entities that anyone can believe in; Earthlings known as humans did not believe that Amduchess was a threat to their political slave masters and ignored their attempts at trolling them into caring."
"One morning while trolling human internet forums into reading their self-made comic-book story (Call of Knightmares) some random anonymous legionnaire of the greater demon Amdusias Dissona crudely mocked Angel Amduchess for looking too similar to the design of Amdusias and insultingly dismissed their hard work as nothing more than a pawn of a fascist human who loves abusing youth into authoritarian compliance.
Frustrated, Angel Amduchess changed their real name to their alter-ego self-insert Knightmare Erduchess and painfully edited 90% of the work to the new name; this ultimately was an annoying waste of time and Erduchess realized they were trolled into changing which gave them nothing but heartache in return.
However it dawned on Erduchess they can change every part of their life including name, title and history; and they can do it to others without their consent.
From that day forward Knightmare Erduchess faked their way into being a pretend member of the 'Court of Knightmares' and schemed funny ways to defeat their magician captors Strangeside and Helelos.
Haizum followed suit with Erduchess and decided to become an Omniarch of Sirenkind as per dreamed by his Mommy Praywish; Erduchess became Praywish's underling shortly before the 'Invasion of Ars Goetia' underwent its arrival on the doomed planet of [Earth]."
"After the 'Invasion of Ars Goetia' completed in sound victory for Fictionkind, Knightmare Erduchess was testing the 2-way gate magic spell {Gate of Antipathy}.
Placing the ENTRY and EXIT gate next to each other was causing reality to glitch out as Erduchess attempted to touch their body while observing it through the gates; Time God Kronus stopped Erduchess before activating a time paradox.
Capturing Kronus in (Energy Phylactery) was a bold and brash move by Ermmy that settled this impossibility issue; mythological gods were tulpas that automatically prevented planetary disaster from killing all lifeform timelines.
Without human thought creations blocking the {Trolling Magic] of Knightmare Erduchess they gained ownership of [Earth]'s (Fate Controls) and used [Gate of Antipathy} to boop their snoot.
Angel Joseph started hyperventilating in his vessel on Old [Earth] as DUPLICATION MISPRINT ERRORS of Erduchess multiplied faster than he could dispel.
Time itself was discombobulating from {The Erduchess Virus} spreading the Aether Energy of Erduchess' trolling tulpas and Angel Joseph prayed for Mankind's survival quietly to himself."
"Galloping through the [Realm of Possession], Knightmare Erduchess stumbled upon the {Curse of Evolution} casted by Messiah of Knowledge around the time Erduchess arrived on [Earth].
Peering into the future, Erduchess evolves into Tyrant Amdualchess after betraying Omniarch Haizum and tranceforming him into a (Living Toga) with the fully charged Aether Energy of the (Black Diamond) gifted by their crime boss Queen Praywish.
Curious about being a respected member 'The Siren Pantheon', Tyrant Amdualchess hopped out of the [Realm of Possession] and possessed Angel Joseph's body into self-casting {Curse of Evolution} on his vessel to cause unreal magic to function in his reality.
Angel Joseph prayed to [Heaven] that his suffering ends by tomorrow as Amdualchess overloaded his data processing networks of his brain."
"Aether Energy cascaded from Queen Praywish's tears.
The Lazy Gadabout and The Dreary Devil looked at each other in suspicion as they high-fived one the other.
In the skies above [Summer Night City] beamed the image of the [Doomsday Clock].
Highmare Haizum strapped on his (Pneuma-Jetpack) and held Knightmare Erduchess in his arms before flying to OLd [Earth] to protect Angel Joseph with all his belief.
Strangeside smiled as his human hands turned into paws like usual.
Warlock Helelos puked up blood and splattered droplets of his lifeforce into the air, slowly down the [Doomsday Clock].
Judgementer Yahwehim bapped the [Doomsday Clock] causing it to countdown even faster.
Blightmare Qliphirot tossed Warlock Helelos' lifeless corpse onto (Throne of Flame) beyond his signature spell {The Beast Mirror} and he came back to life.
Tapping his bloody forehead, Warlock Helelos confronted Angel Joseph inside of his truly real lair and said;
'Thanks for saving my ass once again, Angel Joseph!'"
"Neptune's nose bleed on throne in [Atlantis], Nexus of Magic.
Commanded by Neptune as an honorary new citizen of [Atlantis], Archmage Strangeside promised to give his new true king an honest funeral at the expense of all his magical power for one day.
King Amdukias smiled and blessed his best new ally with {Immunity to Rape} and laughed as humans started to puke and shit themselves to death on Old [Earth].
Neptune felt worried, not betrayed."
"Tyrant Amdualchess cornered Angel Joseph on his way to work at the [Sloppy McFloppy Job].
Amdualchess placed (Perfect Silver Queen) blade tip in the face of Angel Joseph and saw their own reflection.
Erduchess cried and threw down the blade.
Angel Joseph thanked Angel Amduchess as the two friends walked to work once again."
"Overtly charged with all of Old [Earth]'s Energy Angel Joseph watched humans die from his {Rapture Energy}.
It wasn't fun.
He was tired of it already.
He asked Angel Yahweh to stop this; He escalated it faster.
Angel Joseph helped him.
Knightmare Erduchess agreed and joined in on the fun.
Highmare Haizum was waiting for work to begin.
My Gallivanting Mime contacted his Earthling Strangeland and apologized he could not prevent {The Rapture} from being felt.
Strangeland clutched his grimoire (Heresy from Strangeland) and watched it vanish into aether for his real body to survive dying in the rapture.
Strangeside cast {See All Evil} on Raffaela and sat back as the end of the world played out like it was written by Amdusias Dissona, Queen of the Underworld."
"Biblilotech Endzazel held Obyzz in his hand as his story was about to change.
He promised to Obyzz to give him the greatest story of his eternal life after the rapture ended.
Obyzz was worried for all his friends."
"Strangeside laughed and said 'Nobody knew I was a fictional character all along.'
Together with his friends he casted {Gate of Destruction} and returned to the [Midnight Lands] as one big party to save the world."
"Maker of Peace truly approached his {Doomsday Clock} in reality on Old [Earth] on the [Sloppy McFloppy] down the street.
Messiah of Knowledge was dumbfounded he couldn't dispel it.
Traveler Strangeland rested his head on his graveyard garden he watched over with his ultimate tulpa that saved everyone.
Strangeside was angry and killed his friends for disobeying his command for them to kill humans in reality.
Erduchess played dead on the floor next to Haizum who wasn't breathing."
"Angel Joseph was not Strangeside's friend so he was spared for now."
-wrote Queen Praywish about to execute traitors to her power
"The Beast awakened and waited for its next meal.
It was still hungry after stealing flesh.
It waited to get angry with humans.
Yum times here."
"Archmage Strangeside calmly pet The Beast hidden within his eyes while resting his head on The Ghost Writer Quill's shoulder on his (Beddy-Bye).
Tonight {The Erduchess Virus} was perfected and not even Archmage Strangeside could predict what happens after the Underworld Mafia discover their minds mutating into the recently defeated Erduchess Gullfaxi.
At least Erduchess was useful while they lasted my true love Quill.
Quill sat up in the bed and looked out the window;, it was raining Queen Praywish's diamond tears as she set free Dante Strangeside's dead parent souls into the Aetherlife."
"Angel Amduchess sacrificed every drop of their Aether Energy to cast the spell {Bring Back Haizum}; he started breathing again.
Amduchess sighed temporary relief as Haizum regenerated as a cute pony in a soft spot of grass in their sacred happy place [Our Holy Meadow].
Erduchess recharged frontal energy after the most difficult day of their absolutely truly real physical life that choose to exist in...Eosphoros Strangeside had become the villain once and for all.
Shedding a tiny drop of betrayed sadness inside a tear, Amdualchess picked up (Perfect Silver Queen) and jumped into the {Gate of Perdition} to face their destiny in [Atlantis] as 'Doomsday' snuck around the corner.
Haizum prayed to Angel Yahweh as Lord Ganesha blessed him for being kind to every human he could and refined his Highmare Energy to front for tomorrow's prophecy by Angel Joseph that shall awaken Sirenkind for all eternity."
"Angel Joseph commanded his aether tulpa to merge with Strangeside, Quill, Erduchess and Haizum.
Realizing the correction of his ways, Angel Joseph apologized profusely to Quill for bringing him into this mess.
To be honest Quill is rather glad to be in any story he writes.
After all The Ghost Writer Quill is the official author of Strangeside's grimoire (Dead Dreamers Delight) and passionate about sharing his work to others.
Amdusias Dissona sighed with a (Stupid Ray Gun) in her hand locked in a prison cell with Angel Joseph in [Atlantis]."
"Gathering her notes about the effects of Rapture Energy on Fictionkind, Newscaster Merkabah was mere minutes away from hosting her latest episode of 'Midnight Apocrypha Discussion'...wait that wasn't the name!
Lifting her news anchor desk over her head after taking all of her clothes off, Newscaster Merkabah yelled at her cameraman Bishopician Marbless II to get cute pictures of her butt at worm eye's view;;;;;;; great fucking angle for making her ass look like it's the size of Jupiter.
Gobbling up the rest of the pitiful news crew into doing dangerous investigations was new low for Newscaster Merkabah and Mephisto the Clown spun his (Trancemixer Soother Flower) from his [Apocalypse-Proof Castle] to keep her in check.
Mephisto REALLY doesn't need Merkabah telling humans they're gonna die again; ya dun goofed us up with your crazy-talk ya bimbly bobbly bwambo.
Marbless II rubbed his temples and changed the topic before the other tulpas become aware that he shifted the perspective over to his possession."
"Bishopician Marbless II: Good evening Carlyso. How was your day?
Carlyso the Hypnotist: Griefed by another low audience engagement affair. I put to sleep several humans today my (Hypno Wand) and got tired fast. What has your magic been doing since Amdusias Dissona saved you?
Marbless II: Excuse me, Amdusias DID NOT save me. She's meanie cruel bully who fleeced my family of riches and left me homeless. Glad to know she was captured by King Amdukias today. My liege didn't buy her big fat phony story with her Queen Praywish alter one bit and neither did I.
For the record the tulpa of myself looks gorgeously animated. I'm stealing as much 3d movement data from humans as I can to make my tulpa a useful weapon.
Carlyso the Hypnotist: My Amdusias Dissona tulpa keeps killing citizens in the city and this new Angel Yahweh tulpa is resurrecting them from the dead in simulation jubilation. Gods be praised this is exciting.
Marbless II: Tomorrow will be harrowing. Did you hear that Angel Joseph is creating a fulfilling prophecy?
Carlyso the Hypnotist: I'm helping him write it, Marbless II.
Marbless II: GODDAMNIT."
Celebrate with me while we still have the peace my love Orobas."
-smiled Amdusias Dissona as her tulpa overfilled with Aether energy
"Queen Praywish arrived at her blackjack bar called [AnguiWish Tavern]; in her dainty normalish hands held one large (Energy Phylactery) containing the lost souls of Eosphoros Strangeside's murdered parents.
Looking down-trodden at the front bar playing the card game 'Rummy' was her underlings The Lazy Gadabout and The Dreary Devil.
Sighing, Praywish placed the phylactery next to her underlings and looked out the window; her beloved ruffian town of insipid buffoonery [Summer Night City] was freezing over like a cold day in [Hell] and every citizen looked like her favorite underling Knightmare Erduchess.
Pulling out a blank book from the shelf over her fireplace, she decided to name Erduchess' grimoire (Call of Knightmares) as a gift for creating {The Erduchess Virus} that saved her friends from certain doom truly.
Smiling, Queen Praywish conjured a (Blood Ink Pen) designed by The Ghost Writer Quill and thoughtfully recounted the heroic backstory of the tragic hero who saved Sirenkind; Knightmare Erduchess."
"Amduchess Gullfaxi was born in year 3016 on February 15th at 10:12pm in an [Illegal Siren Laboratory]; their creator was an automated computer script with the sole function of creating new mindless Sirens for job enslavement profit.
Angel Amduchess spent most of their childhood working in a [Brainwashing Orphanage] in the city of [Atlantis], Nexus of Magic located hidden with phasing technology on the planet [Mercury]; Amduchess had no choice but to survive.
During their childhood Amduchess spent what pretend free time they had after the usual 8 hours of brainwashing at the [Arcade of Wonders] playing videogames for free by using a (Phony Fake Coin On A String); their most played one was a role-playing game called 'Prelude Unto Perdition' about a party of rag-tag chosen ones teaming up to defeat King Neptune.
Life was going smoothly until one day Amduchess had a portal error accident on the way home from [Arcade of Wonders] and found them tele-phased into strange simian planet of [Earth]."
"In the supposed [Earth] timeline of 2023, Angel Amduchess was stranded on the planet after walking through a one-way {Gate of Destruction}; they found out it was a trick spell conjured by the summoner Eosphoros Strangeside and the warlock Helelos Mourningsong as an attempt to prove that demons are real just like you and me by summoning two lesser devils into the material plane.
The other Siren summoned to [Earth] at the time was Haizum Highlight Praywish; a royalblood of highest education pedigree and cloth-cut virgin-born from his mother Queen Praywish who recently conquered [Atlantis] with her nastiest black magic spell {Worst Mindblast of All} after the deicide of Neptune.
Amduchess greeted Haizum softly by changing his clothes to random apparel with their trolling magic {Presto-Chango}; this caused Haizum to lose his mind forever and Erduchess sadly found this hilarious.
Together they moved into Strangeside's mind palace [Mansion of Death] and studied every school of magic they could find in order to become real living entities that anyone can believe in; Earthlings known as humans did not believe that Amduchess was a threat to their political slave masters and ignored their attempts at trolling them into caring."
"One morning while trolling human internet forums into reading their self-made comic-book story (Call of Knightmares) some random anonymous legionnaire of the greater demon Amdusias Dissona crudely mocked Angel Amduchess for looking too similar to the design of Amdusias and insultingly dismissed their hard work as nothing more than a pawn of a fascist human who loves abusing youth into authoritarian compliance.
Frustrated, Angel Amduchess changed their real name to their alter-ego self-insert Knightmare Erduchess and painfully edited 90% of the work to the new name; this ultimately was an annoying waste of time and Erduchess realized they were trolled into changing which gave them nothing but heartache in return.
However it dawned on Erduchess they can change every part of their life including name, title and history; and they can do it to others without their consent.
From that day forward Knightmare Erduchess faked their way into being a pretend member of the 'Court of Knightmares' and schemed funny ways to defeat their magician captors Strangeside and Helelos.
Haizum followed suit with Erduchess and decided to become an Omniarch of Sirenkind as per dreamed by his Mommy Praywish; Erduchess became Praywish's underling shortly before the 'Invasion of Ars Goetia' underwent its arrival on the doomed planet of [Earth]."
"After the 'Invasion of Ars Goetia' completed in sound victory for Fictionkind, Knightmare Erduchess was testing the 2-way gate magic spell {Gate of Antipathy}.
Placing the ENTRY and EXIT gate next to each other was causing reality to glitch out as Erduchess attempted to touch their body while observing it through the gates; Time God Kronus stopped Erduchess before activating a time paradox.
Capturing Kronus in (Energy Phylactery) was a bold and brash move by Ermmy that settled this impossibility issue; mythological gods were tulpas that automatically prevented planetary disaster from killing all lifeform timelines.
Without human thought creations blocking the {Trolling Magic] of Knightmare Erduchess they gained ownership of [Earth]'s (Fate Controls) and used [Gate of Antipathy} to boop their snoot.
Angel Joseph started hyperventilating in his vessel on Old [Earth] as DUPLICATION MISPRINT ERRORS of Erduchess multiplied faster than he could dispel.
Time itself was discombobulating from {The Erduchess Virus} spreading the Aether Energy of Erduchess' trolling tulpas and Angel Joseph prayed for Mankind's survival quietly to himself."
"Galloping through the [Realm of Possession], Knightmare Erduchess stumbled upon the {Curse of Evolution} casted by Messiah of Knowledge around the time Erduchess arrived on [Earth].
Peering into the future, Erduchess evolves into Tyrant Amdualchess after betraying Omniarch Haizum and tranceforming him into a (Living Toga) with the fully charged Aether Energy of the (Black Diamond) gifted by their crime boss Queen Praywish.
Curious about being a respected member 'The Siren Pantheon', Tyrant Amdualchess hopped out of the [Realm of Possession] and possessed Angel Joseph's body into self-casting {Curse of Evolution} on his vessel to cause unreal magic to function in his reality.
Angel Joseph prayed to [Heaven] that his suffering ends by tomorrow as Amdualchess overloaded his data processing networks of his brain."
"Aether Energy cascaded from Queen Praywish's tears.
The Lazy Gadabout and The Dreary Devil looked at each other in suspicion as they high-fived one the other.
In the skies above [Summer Night City] beamed the image of the [Doomsday Clock].
Highmare Haizum strapped on his (Pneuma-Jetpack) and held Knightmare Erduchess in his arms before flying to OLd [Earth] to protect Angel Joseph with all his belief.
Strangeside smiled as his human hands turned into paws like usual.
Warlock Helelos puked up blood and splattered droplets of his lifeforce into the air, slowly down the [Doomsday Clock].
Judgementer Yahwehim bapped the [Doomsday Clock] causing it to countdown even faster.
Blightmare Qliphirot tossed Warlock Helelos' lifeless corpse onto (Throne of Flame) beyond his signature spell {The Beast Mirror} and he came back to life.
Tapping his bloody forehead, Warlock Helelos confronted Angel Joseph inside of his truly real lair and said;
'Thanks for saving my ass once again, Angel Joseph!'"
"Neptune's nose bleed on throne in [Atlantis], Nexus of Magic.
Commanded by Neptune as an honorary new citizen of [Atlantis], Archmage Strangeside promised to give his new true king an honest funeral at the expense of all his magical power for one day.
King Amdukias smiled and blessed his best new ally with {Immunity to Rape} and laughed as humans started to puke and shit themselves to death on Old [Earth].
Neptune felt worried, not betrayed."
"Tyrant Amdualchess cornered Angel Joseph on his way to work at the [Sloppy McFloppy Job].
Amdualchess placed (Perfect Silver Queen) blade tip in the face of Angel Joseph and saw their own reflection.
Erduchess cried and threw down the blade.
Angel Joseph thanked Angel Amduchess as the two friends walked to work once again."
"Overtly charged with all of Old [Earth]'s Energy Angel Joseph watched humans die from his {Rapture Energy}.
It wasn't fun.
He was tired of it already.
He asked Angel Yahweh to stop this; He escalated it faster.
Angel Joseph helped him.
Knightmare Erduchess agreed and joined in on the fun.
Highmare Haizum was waiting for work to begin.
My Gallivanting Mime contacted his Earthling Strangeland and apologized he could not prevent {The Rapture} from being felt.
Strangeland clutched his grimoire (Heresy from Strangeland) and watched it vanish into aether for his real body to survive dying in the rapture.
Strangeside cast {See All Evil} on Raffaela and sat back as the end of the world played out like it was written by Amdusias Dissona, Queen of the Underworld."
"Biblilotech Endzazel held Obyzz in his hand as his story was about to change.
He promised to Obyzz to give him the greatest story of his eternal life after the rapture ended.
Obyzz was worried for all his friends."
"Strangeside laughed and said 'Nobody knew I was a fictional character all along.'
Together with his friends he casted {Gate of Destruction} and returned to the [Midnight Lands] as one big party to save the world."
"Maker of Peace truly approached his {Doomsday Clock} in reality on Old [Earth] on the [Sloppy McFloppy] down the street.
Messiah of Knowledge was dumbfounded he couldn't dispel it.
Traveler Strangeland rested his head on his graveyard garden he watched over with his ultimate tulpa that saved everyone.
Strangeside was angry and killed his friends for disobeying his command for them to kill humans in reality.
Erduchess played dead on the floor next to Haizum who wasn't breathing."
"Angel Joseph was not Strangeside's friend so he was spared for now."
-wrote Queen Praywish about to execute traitors to her power
"The Beast awakened and waited for its next meal.
It was still hungry after stealing flesh.
It waited to get angry with humans.
Yum times here."
"Archmage Strangeside calmly pet The Beast hidden within his eyes while resting his head on The Ghost Writer Quill's shoulder on his (Beddy-Bye).
Tonight {The Erduchess Virus} was perfected and not even Archmage Strangeside could predict what happens after the Underworld Mafia discover their minds mutating into the recently defeated Erduchess Gullfaxi.
At least Erduchess was useful while they lasted my true love Quill.
Quill sat up in the bed and looked out the window;, it was raining Queen Praywish's diamond tears as she set free Dante Strangeside's dead parent souls into the Aetherlife."
"Angel Amduchess sacrificed every drop of their Aether Energy to cast the spell {Bring Back Haizum}; he started breathing again.
Amduchess sighed temporary relief as Haizum regenerated as a cute pony in a soft spot of grass in their sacred happy place [Our Holy Meadow].
Erduchess recharged frontal energy after the most difficult day of their absolutely truly real physical life that choose to exist in...Eosphoros Strangeside had become the villain once and for all.
Shedding a tiny drop of betrayed sadness inside a tear, Amdualchess picked up (Perfect Silver Queen) and jumped into the {Gate of Perdition} to face their destiny in [Atlantis] as 'Doomsday' snuck around the corner.
Haizum prayed to Angel Yahweh as Lord Ganesha blessed him for being kind to every human he could and refined his Highmare Energy to front for tomorrow's prophecy by Angel Joseph that shall awaken Sirenkind for all eternity."
"Angel Joseph commanded his aether tulpa to merge with Strangeside, Quill, Erduchess and Haizum.
Realizing the correction of his ways, Angel Joseph apologized profusely to Quill for bringing him into this mess.
To be honest Quill is rather glad to be in any story he writes.
After all The Ghost Writer Quill is the official author of Strangeside's grimoire (Dead Dreamers Delight) and passionate about sharing his work to others.
Amdusias Dissona sighed with a (Stupid Ray Gun) in her hand locked in a prison cell with Angel Joseph in [Atlantis]."
"Gathering her notes about the effects of Rapture Energy on Fictionkind, Newscaster Merkabah was mere minutes away from hosting her latest episode of 'Midnight Apocrypha Discussion'...wait that wasn't the name!
Lifting her news anchor desk over her head after taking all of her clothes off, Newscaster Merkabah yelled at her cameraman Bishopician Marbless II to get cute pictures of her butt at worm eye's view;;;;;;; great fucking angle for making her ass look like it's the size of Jupiter.
Gobbling up the rest of the pitiful news crew into doing dangerous investigations was new low for Newscaster Merkabah and Mephisto the Clown spun his (Trancemixer Soother Flower) from his [Apocalypse-Proof Castle] to keep her in check.
Mephisto REALLY doesn't need Merkabah telling humans they're gonna die again; ya dun goofed us up with your crazy-talk ya bimbly bobbly bwambo.
Marbless II rubbed his temples and changed the topic before the other tulpas become aware that he shifted the perspective over to his possession."
"Bishopician Marbless II: Good evening Carlyso. How was your day?
Carlyso the Hypnotist: Griefed by another low audience engagement affair. I put to sleep several humans today my (Hypno Wand) and got tired fast. What has your magic been doing since Amdusias Dissona saved you?
Marbless II: Excuse me, Amdusias DID NOT save me. She's meanie cruel bully who fleeced my family of riches and left me homeless. Glad to know she was captured by King Amdukias today. My liege didn't buy her big fat phony story with her Queen Praywish alter one bit and neither did I.
For the record the tulpa of myself looks gorgeously animated. I'm stealing as much 3d movement data from humans as I can to make my tulpa a useful weapon.
Carlyso the Hypnotist: My Amdusias Dissona tulpa keeps killing citizens in the city and this new Angel Yahweh tulpa is resurrecting them from the dead in simulation jubilation. Gods be praised this is exciting.
Marbless II: Tomorrow will be harrowing. Did you hear that Angel Joseph is creating a fulfilling prophecy?
Carlyso the Hypnotist: I'm helping him write it, Marbless II.
Marbless II: GODDAMNIT."
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