A bodybuilding competition, all the participants were ready to show off their muscles, and suddenly they see a French poodle bodybuilder hiding his arms behind a cape.
Participant 1: Hey, look at that poodle over there. He looks like a fitness model, but with that cape? What's he hiding?
Participant 2: It's probably a way of hiding his muscles, which have retained their appeal. He uses this cape as if to impress others. We're all ready to show off ours!
Participant 3: This guy is almost a street club gay, you can tell by the size of his penis.
The French poodle bodybuilder says he's been pumping up his biceps a lot, which he often pumps up a lot, and also taking supplements, saying his biceps are particularly bulging.
David Nuages: Oh, my friends, don't underestimate me. I've been pumping up my biceps a lot lately. I take special supplements, and they're particularly bulging today. My name is David Nuages, a French fitness model. My biceps? They're... irresistible.
His name is David Nuages: a French fitness model, handsome and charming, especially his biceps. If the attendees didn't notice, David caresses the biceps hidden under his cape, especially as if he appreciates them. When David comes on stage, removing his cape to reveal his enormous, swollen, spherical biceps that look like balloons, the attendees were shocked and turned pale by the mammoth size of David's biceps.
Participant 1: But... Damn, those are monstrous! How is that possible?
Participant 2: Are they... balloons? No, they're muscles! We're screwed! Or that bastard has one more trump card.
Participant 3: This can really turn on the chick with these beach balloons.
The girl gives the prize to David, resting her left bicep on his chest while caressing it as it swells, feeling the swelling as it fills up at David's victory.
Girl: Congratulations, you win. Wow, they're so... bulging and firm!
The contestants go home with whatever they win. Next time, David says he wants to beat the reigning champion with the biggest biceps in Europe.
David Nuages: Thank you, Mademoiselle. But this is just the beginning. I want to beat the reigning champion, the one with the biggest biceps in Europe: Goliath Kamenski! While also having the charm of my country and those of Europe.
That is, competing with Goliath Kamenski: a Russian bear bodybuilder with extremely huge, spherical biceps that look like hot air balloons. No European bodybuilder with extremely huge, bulging, spherical biceps has beaten him. David has courage in his enormous biceps; he flexes his left bicep hard, swelling up, becoming even bigger as he lifts the prize.
David Nuages: I have courage in my enormous biceps; you'll see how I can reach my goal!
The day after the competition, David pumps up his biceps to compete with the champion of the most enormous biceps in Europe, yet he feels brave for having said that bodybuilding competition. But in reality, it's only a probability: if he could win with precision, with a precision of magnitude when he flexes, using all his muscular power to inflate his biceps. Even if he might lose, he'll try again and again until he beats Goliaf. Because it's a probable promise until he reaches his goal, right now David is taking supplements for his biceps. Seriously, it would be a waste of even another supplement to have biceps like Goliaf's; he might ask someone to perform a miracle if not an expert in supplements and drugs.
David Nuages: I'm brave, I said I'll challenge Goliath. But it's only a probability... it will depend on how much I can inflate them with all my power. Even if I lose, I'll try again and again. It's a promise! Now, these supplements... but to have biceps like his, it would take a miracle. Or even a damn expert in this field.
The next day, David calls Doc Archers: a Finnish moose known for his experimental personal enhancement pharmacy, a kind of scientist who experiments with creating enhancements for individuals. His only attempt, which has been half-hearted, is to clean up steroids by making supplements clean, and sometimes he's blamed on the people who asked for his support.
David Nuages: Allô Doc? I'm David Nuages from Paris, one of the semi-modern suburbs. I need your help. I want super-huge biceps, like Goliath Kamenski's.
David wants to have super-huge biceps like Goliaf's. Doc Archers confesses that he gave Goliaf a procedure to get those biceps.
Doc Archers: Yes, I know Goliath. I confess with all my respect: I gave him a special procedure for those monstrous biceps. But it's risky; it affects your spirit, it makes you a kind of glory-hungry jerk. Are you sure?
David Nuages: Absolutely! A sincere yes. Procedure, supplements, test, and everything. I won't waste another supplement in vain; after all, you're almost a better scientist than any other scientist.
Doc Archers: All right, I'll do you this favor. I'll subject you to a series of workouts with a max-speed electrostimulator to inflate them. I'll create experimental, clean supplements based on recipes from reliable brands. They'll speed up the process, and you'll get the result you can imagine.
So Doc Archers helps David get incredibly huge biceps through a procedure, supporting him with perfectly tested supplements followed by the brand's supplement recipes. David undergoes a series of workouts to pump up his biceps, while a max-speed electrostimulator inflates them. Doc Archers creates supplements to speed up the process of inflating David's biceps, and every day David's biceps get bigger and bigger when Doc Archers measures the results. Until the day David achieved his goal, how much he's now surpassed Goliaf.
Doc Archers: You did it, David. Now you've surpassed Goliath. Your biceps are absolutely enormous!
David Nuages: Perfect! Thanks, Doc. Ahh, bon sang. I feel so tired and I worked so hard for that, better half.
Doc Archers: I've improved this procedure somehow to speed it up a bit, seriously, this time it was a bit early.
The day of the confrontation where David puts his cape back on to meet Goliaf in person with the courage he has in his heart, seriously, he has a heart of gold.
Goliaf: So you're the little French poodle, dare you challenge me? I have the most enormous biceps in Europe! Believe me, no one has beaten me. Mine are like hot air balloons, that's the power of Mother Russia in every way.
David: I have courage in my heart... and in the veins of my biceps. Get ready, it's going to be a competition that will amaze you.
Goliaf: Yeah, damn it, go ahead.
David takes off his cape, where he now has incredibly huge biceps to compete with Goliaf. Goliaf's expression makes him think, and he's impressed, but he'll still be the reigning champion.
Goliath Kamenski: Oh shit, they're huge, but mine are the biggest! Even if you followed this procedure after me, you felt that way, right, between France and Russia.
They're both competing to see who has the biggest biceps in Europe. They both flex so hard their biceps swell like balloons. When Goliaf boasts of having the biggest biceps in Europe, I think he's having second thoughts, because David surpasses him. David has added an extra dose to his biceps, which are even more huge than Goliaf's.
Goliath Kamenski: Impossible! I... I'm having second thoughts. Yours are more huge than mine!
David Nuages (talking mentally): Oui! My goodness, I won!
The judges deemed David the new bodybuilder with the most enormous biceps in Europe. Now the female judge took a picture of David while she placed her hand on his left bicep.
Female Judge: Congratulations, David. Can I take a picture? They're incredible... so swollen!
David Nuages: Well done, mademoiselle. Smile for the photo!
Goliaf was proud that someone could overcome and get back his free time before having such enormous biceps. Seriously, he just wanted to compete in the Biceps Champions to beat the big boys from North, Central, and South America. So he moved to Canada so he could easily win the Biceps Champions. Say hello to David, as I have a responsibility as a semi-celebrity in Europe.