Name: A-Korn

Species: California Ground Squirrel

Age: 66

Likes: Beavis and Butt-Head, Facefarting, Onions, Garlic, Showing his butt, Peppers, Gyrating, Doing his business, Twerking

Dislikes: Dumbasses, Airline meals, Tough guy wannabes, Sass, Ageism, Things not going his way, Cops

Favorite Food: Blooming Onion

Occupation: Mercenary

Birthplace: California, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Rocket-Enchanced Sledgehammer, Combat Knife, Grenades, Brass Knuckles, Submachine Gun and Uzi

Title: Woodland Killer

Fursonal Quote: “It's MY butt, and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it!”

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Mr. H: "Ooooooh, boy. This guy, I swear. I don't think y'all are ready for this hothead over here. Who's he? This boomer of a squirrel goes by the name A-Korn. No lie, but...this old-ass squirrel can be a REAL pain in the ass, and I mean literally. But man...if our creator didn't make this guy look so damn fuckable. Let alone gassy. A-Korn is one tough ground squirrel; a mean killer critter. Although, he can lowkey be a tease despite being a show-off. I mean, this granddaddy squirrel just loooove to show his big squirrely ass, doesn't he? If he keeps this up, he's gonna get what's cummin'. Hehe. See what I did there? Anyway, about his arsenal - A-Korn wields a rocket-enchanced sledgehammer to bash some heads on his enemies. Alongside his sledgehammer, he also carries grenades, brass knuckles, a combat knife, a submachine gun and a uzi. And if you ever try to attack him from behind...I don't think it's worth the risk, believe me. A-Korn's gas is a real tearjerker."