Failboy extraordinaire.

Chazz the goblin barbarian started as a player-character of mine, but he has since cameoed in several games that I've run. Typically he shows up, hits on the tallest woman in the room with extremely bad pickup-lines, then gets himself in some sort of peril that the party usually rescues him from before he leaves the campaign forever. I'm always sure to describe him as smelling like a mixture of garbage, cheap cologne, and hair bleach. He has never successfully charmed anyone. Not once.