warning from me to you all

has told me there's been a notice from g-tek™ corporation, there's been a recent vague of counterfeit gummi circulating on the cybernet!!!!!

if your gummi:
_has a spanish accent/speak spanish
_squeaks
_has given you daydream about morbidly obese garchomps
_told you to get squash when teased


it's not a gummi, it's a smaller sized variant from central america called "acutyranitus squeakatugumii" a variant that may causes plushification, having a squeaky belly, shrink drastically & makes you talk spanish rambles.

As any other gummi, it cannot be removed & you will not be eligible to financial compensation by the g-tek™ corporation because you decided to get a cheaper product on some shady guatemaltec website. Hope you won't mind dying 3+ times a day everytime someone teases you by sitting, ahompfing you, burping or telling you stories about morbidly garchomp doing all of the above in spanish. you're on your own buddy ol' pal


yes this is a joke art diego being gummi size, how'd you know