of all my characters who could currently be going through a renaissance, i don't think anyone's money was on deston. including deston himself. if he had money. which he doesn't.

what he DOES have is some cursed lore. he does his hunting in wolf form, therefore he brings home the bacon the same way wolves bring meat to their pups irl. via regurgitation. you're welcome.

he also has his own blog now, at https://dog-eat-man.tumblr.com/