Here is a letter that Bojack will send to Charlotte and her daughter Penny in New Mexico (where 17 is the legal age of sexual consent) in the future when he is on his deathbed.

Those two deer would probably laugh at the letter and tear it to pieces out of contempt.

Jesus Christ, I really wish those women would get it into their thick skulls that Bojack is not their enemy and that they have bigger fish to fry, like Donald Trump and whatever woman-domineering pricks are named in the Epstein files.