So I guess Zelda is now...Batcreater? Demonbat? Batgoat? No no wait...BATPOOL!

"Sailors still tell tall tales of the great beast lurking in the shadows and fogs of the harbor. Tall as the Lighthouse they say! For the beacon barely lit the beasts head and cast a dreadful countenance upon the ship as it tried to follow the lighthouse, whilst avoiding whatever must lurk in those dredges of fog"

"What if something small was in front of the lighthouse light?"

"That would be mighty boring, lassie. Might boring indeed. 'tis better to assume Calypso still graces the wild waters with beasts not to be known by man"

"I'll bet it was a moth"

".... we'll never know"

"i'll go ask the lighthouse if they have pets and - "

"WE'LL NEVER KNOW."

loll meanwhile zelda staring directly into the light going blind.. and eventually falling off the balcony into the sea and be claimed a mermaid by the sailors.