Introducing Eurydice the current District Attorney and former 1# Badass and Kick Ass Cop! An award presented to her both by the precinct and her daughter. She didn’t use any weapons preferring to use her fists and butt to flatten and wail on criminals! She’s a former wrestler and boxer in high school, her grades weren’t great just being enough to pass. She met her husband more line a fling when she enrolled in the Police Academy. Only gaining a basic understanding of laws and crushing criminals. She got pregnant with Scarlett at 18 while at the academy she was able to hide her in her pouch and have her husband look after her. That was until Eurydice turned 21 and he up and left her! Leaving her with a young Joey and unable to find baby sitters she took her daughter to work with her. Scarlett got a front row seat to her mom being a total badass!
That was until one raid changed her view of the law. She doesn’t talk about the raid much, immediately she threw herself into learning more about the law, staying up late and eating more doughnuts. It all paid off when she passed the bar and became a lawyer, and then was elected the District Attorney she was finally able to go after those that had poisoned her city and wrapped themselves in the law for defense like the QueenPin.
With her increased weight her personality completely changed going from a fiery jalapeño to a more sweet and sour and replacing her hammers of justice with a full on arsenal as she calls it. More marshmallow hugs of cold downess than crushing skulls.
The biggest cost was her daughter’s admiration while Eurydice always loved her daughter no longer sees her as a badass and instead as a fat ass law pusher.


Artwork by  robthehoopedchipmunk