"Captain Zan, I love you!" The sensuous space sheep swooned into his strong panda arms. "But we only have fourteen hours left to save the planet!"

The dashing panda space adventurer beheld the beautiful sheep in his arms. Despite having traveled the length and breadth and width of the universe and visiting countless planets, he knew that this sexy space princess was the most gorgeous creature in all of space.

The daring captain made a decision.

"Fourteen hours? Then we have several to spare. Why don't I use some of that extra time to show you how much I love you back?"

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"Aly, you are THIR STEE," Sadie declared.

"I have a bottle of water, if you want!" Grace offered.

Alyson shrieked in mortification. She tried to snatch the pages from Sadie but Sadie yoinked them away. "How did you get that? WHY ARE YOU READING IT ALOUD??"

"You left it in my room," Sadie said. "I was very kindly returning them when I glanced at them and had to - NEEDED TO - share them with someone else. Sable wasn't around so I shared it with Grace. Grace, what do you think of Alyson's self-insert porOOF!"

Alyson tackled the mouse and held her down to snatch the pages.

"aaaaaaaa," groaned Sadie. "My tiny ribcage!"

"Gosh," Grace said. "You don't have to be embarrassed about writing fanfiction! I think everyone wants to put their own spin on their favorite stories or characters."

Sadie coughed and sat up. "I don't think that's the part she's embarrassed about!"

Alyson grabbed a pillow from one of the common area couches and bapped Sadie with it.

The mouse flailed in exaggerated panic. "Aaaaah nooooo, a thousand butts have sat on this and they never wash the coverings!"

"If you MUST know, Sadie, I'm taking a creative writing class where we're supposed to turn a dream we have into a story!"

"Are you sure that you want to go with the sex dream?" asked Sadie, without her usual teasing tone.

"I've been having second thoughts," Alyson admitted, hiding her blushing face in her hands. "Maybe I'll just use that dream where mom's boobs turned into balloons and she floated off into the sky..."

Grace picked up a sheet of paper that had been dropped by Sadie in the chaos. "So if the story was a dream you had, what's this picture?"

Alyson didn't move her hands, which left her voice a little muffled. "I commissioned someone to draw it based on the dream. I thought it'd be cool to have a visual aid if the professor didn't know what a cyber-bikini looked like..."

"Oh," said Grace. She flipped the picture upside down, as if it would make more sense that way. "I think I have the wrong picture. This one doesn't have any kind of bikini?"

Alyson looked up in a panic.

"What dumb space outfit does it have?" asked Sadie, walking over to take a look.

Alyson leapt across the room, grabbed the page, and ran into her own dorm room.

"None space outfit," said Grace.

Sadie banged on Alyson's door. "You know I'm going to keep bothering you until you let me see!"

"FUCKS SAKE!" yelled Serena. "EVERY DAY WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

The aggrieved bird gathered her study supplies and stomped off.

Sadie watched her go. "I don't know what she's complaining about. I find our loud shouting sessions in the common area to be humorous and endearingly goofy."

"Yeah," said a random alpaca sitting in the common area. "I'm always wondering 'what silly stuff will Sadie and friends get up to today!'"

"This guy gets it."

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Alyson loves the The Cosmic Adventures of Captain Zheng! but sometimes she wishes there was a sheep character she could identify with. So her brain has filled this demand by crafting for her a dream in which she's a character in a Captain Zan adventure! A sexy one.

In fact, she's wearing a similar outfit to Space Jasiri.

But maybe a sexy space opera dream wasn't one you'd want to share in a college classroom? Alyson is lucky she has a friend like Sadie. And she's luckier that panic boosts her reaction time.

As Grace alluded to, there's a nude alt of this which will post at some point!

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Captain Zan and Alyson March are owned by me
Art by  StogieGoatArts