Oh no! Ascot Zombie!!

Okay, for those scratching their heads wondering what this is about (which is probably all of you), here's some info:

There is an *horrible* 1981 Italian zombie exploitation film called 'Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror' (Le Notte del terrore). The film is famous for having horrible makeup and 'story', a dwarf playing an incestuous child, and a woman getting her nipple bit off.

But all that aside!! One of the funnier aspects of it is that the zombies are supposed to be crypt zombies from...I dunno, the Dark Ages or something. They're mostly dressed in burlap-esque cloaks and such. Well, the actors are wearing masks or shoddy makeup, but it only extends to their neckline...so how did the special effects people hide the actors' necklines? They gave them 1970s fashion statements - Ascots!! (kinda like neckties)

So yes, Ascot Zombies. The very notion makes B-movie Italian actors tremble (and their nipples ache).

Also, the zombies apparently have laser beam noises accompany them as sound effects. I dunno...anyway, I've been going on too long. Ascot Zombies!!

Here, watch the trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOOwXX-uuso