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another roblox vent piece, boo
this time, the theme is today's removal of all classic heads/faces, and replacing them with shoddily done dynamic versions that they promised would be 1:1 but still suck ASS (the classic robux heads. why.)
i swear if they go against their word and say that r6 and/or classic clothing are next, i'm quitting
(note: tr-b0's goggles have baked eye textures on the platform)
As the monarch of Robloxia, I found myself wondering. Expressiveness is the leading promise of our world's functionality. But even with the influx of Community Generated Hats and Faces, how can I make our people more expressive and show people that Robloxia is worth travelling to? And then it hit me; it was so simple!
I irreversibly changed everyone's biology!
Rather than using the old, outdated, static mouths and eyes that our planet was building upon for the last two decades, everyone on our planet now has realistic, state-of-the-art 3D facial movements! Our beloved static, toy-like motifs have been improved by making them move IN REAL TIME! And the best part? By completely replacing our old style and forcing our entire community to use the new tech, everybody on our whole world is using it! It's the new HIT thing that lets everyone express themselves in the exact way that they want to!
OH! Look at that! Our prized leading P.R.O.D.I.G.I.E representative, Savior, and his entire friend group of pals, are proudly wearing the new systems under their attempts to hide their faces! If these amazing Robloxians that you know and love are wearing them, that means they must absolutely love it! So, all aliens who may be watching, please consider paying us a visit! And don't forget to invest in our world's stock for more amazing features!
this time, the theme is today's removal of all classic heads/faces, and replacing them with shoddily done dynamic versions that they promised would be 1:1 but still suck ASS (the classic robux heads. why.)
i swear if they go against their word and say that r6 and/or classic clothing are next, i'm quitting
(note: tr-b0's goggles have baked eye textures on the platform)
As the monarch of Robloxia, I found myself wondering. Expressiveness is the leading promise of our world's functionality. But even with the influx of Community Generated Hats and Faces, how can I make our people more expressive and show people that Robloxia is worth travelling to? And then it hit me; it was so simple!
I irreversibly changed everyone's biology!
Rather than using the old, outdated, static mouths and eyes that our planet was building upon for the last two decades, everyone on our planet now has realistic, state-of-the-art 3D facial movements! Our beloved static, toy-like motifs have been improved by making them move IN REAL TIME! And the best part? By completely replacing our old style and forcing our entire community to use the new tech, everybody on our whole world is using it! It's the new HIT thing that lets everyone express themselves in the exact way that they want to!
OH! Look at that! Our prized leading P.R.O.D.I.G.I.E representative, Savior, and his entire friend group of pals, are proudly wearing the new systems under their attempts to hide their faces! If these amazing Robloxians that you know and love are wearing them, that means they must absolutely love it! So, all aliens who may be watching, please consider paying us a visit! And don't forget to invest in our world's stock for more amazing features!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 535 x 225px
File Size 39.5 kB
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