"Quite an astonishing selection of books i found in this giant, confusing mess of basalt bricks! And it's all mine now! Never did i guess that this place in particular would hold the newest, most so far complete edition of THE encyclopedia of mushrooms, written by none other than Glauce Bitter Bolete. Lorchel is going to be absolutely thrilled when he sees this! The poor old dragon will inevitably be glued into this book from now on! Don't you dare to even attempt to kick him out of the wonderous world of this book, so he can go to work each afternoon, as that'll solely be my job to do, MINE!! Lest you want to face his wrath! But enough of all of that, and to more important matters: where should i drop these off of my hands? Rodent."
(stuff for a novel. not even remotely the final form of said text)