TS1> Fall in a very hard-boiled fashion.

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That safe is far more hard-boiled than you can ever be. Let's go look at that instead.
It really is hard-boiled. It also smells faintly of Chilli and Candy-corn Liquor, whatever that is. Peering into the hole you can see a glimpse of an old phone without a receiver or cord.
It is wedged into the ground from falling from a great height, it seems, and thus the door will not open.
There is no way you have enough VIM to lift this thing.

You notice there's a logo on the door. It appears to be a fish. You're unsure of its colour but on close inspection it says "Red" on it.
It must be from the famous Red Herring Industries.

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TS1> Turn away from camera and masturbate until person watching comes to see. Use BOTH sets of parts. Seriously. Get with the porn.

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Okay guize. To prevent flooding to fa.
From now on most updates will go to this site - > http://projectx.thecomicseries.com/
whenever a new batch of updates appears, I'll upload them to here as well, along with the link to read the rest <3