"So, this is my D&D Character. Her name is Drakescale. She was a member of a mulitary unit for the kingdom, but after being saved by a farmer and being given milk to drink, she dedicated her life to serving the Fertility Goddess, Vaarae. Her clerics adorn themselves in cow print and accessories. She brings good harvest and healthy livestock to farmers. And of course, her healing potions are bottles of milk that don't expire."

"Reptiles don't have breasts, but all women who pray to Vaarae are given magnificent breasts. And if they pray for it, they can lactate and-"

"Jac, please leave my table. Forever."