Okay, so I visited southern Utah to hang out with family. I have a kid cousin down there. She happened to find out I draw, cartoons nonetheless. She asked if I'd draw her and I said (and I quote) "I'll have to think about trying to draw you hun." And well, in 8 year old terms that means "Yes, I will draw you. I'll get on it right away." So, I go suckered into drawing her, and I couldn't resist the sad puppy eyes if I had said no.

And so I ask you... Am I a sucker?

Also...

If you fucking touch her I'll rip you apart, I'll reach in and take a bite outta that shit you call a heart.