Scenecore / 2000s internet AU of Loona from Helluva Boss.
Dialogue written by the client.

Loona: Oh hai thar, welcome to Infâmes Meurtriers Professionnels. Mah naym is Loona, but you can also call me Loonie or Loo Loo if U leik, Lolz. Do you like my look? I wuz at the mall with my bestie birdy friend / stepsister Octavia. (She’s the one who gave me dis cute tiara) and I saw dis outfit was on sale and was like OMG I needz dis, it would go so well with my hair. Also, do you leik my hair? I dyed and styled it myself. I learned it frum sum tutorial video, the dye part I mean, not the style part. I saw someone else with dis style and thought it wuz totes adorbs. Very fluffy and soft. The video mentioned somethin bout scene fashion? It’s wut inspired how I painted my nails too. I think it’s sum kinda hooman thing, and it’s so colorful an kewl and awsum an - Oh gosh, look at me ramblin liek a silly goose, I forgot to ask if U wuz R newest client. You are? Awsum. Real quick, just wanna say I leik your outfit, it “suits” U, git it? Cuz ure wearin a suit. Oh and I also like your gold brass knucklez, they’re so sparkly, gotta lil blood on them though. Well just go thru dat door and Moxxie, Millie, Blitz- Blitz is my dad by the way, well I mean stepdad but I see him moar as a dad dad instead of a stepdad. He’s leik the best dad in all the seven layers of hell, he’s so nice, and funny and lets me do whatever I want and- Oops, ramblin again, sry, lol. What wuz I sayin again? Oh ya, just go in da back and tell us all the important details and we’ll do the rest. I hope blitz lets me join dis mission since I missed the last one. ring ring Oh, scuse me, I’ve got to take dis, I bet it’s Bee invitin me to another one of her partiez, I luv her partiez. There’s always lotz of people, and bright colors, and dancin and so much food, and sweets. I luv sweets, and the onez at Bee’s partiez are the best. I did eat a bit too much last time and got a rly bad tummy ache. Dat’s actually why I missed our last mission, remember when I mentioned dat...Oh I see you're already goin. Well bye bye, have a good day, rawr XD.