Yes folks. After consulting a media firm who agreed to meet with me, I have agreed to tone down Cherry's violent tendencies. She will no longer commit arson, swear, or stand for radical causes like "People's rights" or whathaveyou. I have even removed her haircut that was considered too sharp and scary for children. But the biggest change of all is that she now endorses Easter.


No I don't know why there is noise coming from that egg. Please pay it no mind. Let us look forward to Easter Sunday. Amen.