It has been too long since I have engaged the services of the eminent  Zibyr I have rectified this!

Here we have an average guy, living his average life, on an average day. He gets ready for work, like he always has. Just as he looks presentable...sudden Gatorification. It hit fast, and before he knows it, he is a huge predatory reptile who now realizes he will probably be late. He has called his doctor, looking for answers. The only thing his unhelpful, and very distracted doctor asks is for him to describe the symptoms. The guy is super annoyed. He doesn't know how to speak through his new massive jaws yet, and how exactly is he supposed to describe these symptoms.

Just a day in the life of a Sudden Reptile Metamorphic Incident. Get your copy of the government approved SRMI handbook today! As evidenced by the growing population of anthro crocs, lizards and snakes walking (or slithering) around, this handbook could be a vital resource!