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[Oggy walks onto the stage.]
Oggy: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the fifth episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. I'm your host, Oggy. Not Jack, Oggy. Okay, let's meet our contestants for today.
[Cut to the contestant area. Dirty P-Head walks to the first podium.]
Oggy: Up first is Dirty P-Head. A rotten criminal who likes Cracky and hates P-head.
[Mr. Blobby skips to the second podium.]
Oggy: Up next is Mr. Blobby. A creepy character from a British show, and is going to freak me out.
[Pac-Man walks to the second podium]
Oggy: And finally, we have Pac-Man. Wow! It’s cool to have the first pixelated character on the show! Impressive! The rules are the same as always. You will be asked a series of trivia questions. If you get a question right, you are ungrounded. But if you get it wrong, you are grounded. Okay, let’s go.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What creatures are goldfish crackers shaped like? If you think you know the answer, then buzz in and say it.
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Oggy: Alright, Mr. Blobby. What is your answer?
Mr. Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby.
Oggy: No, Mr. Blobby. What you said does not make any sense. You have been grounded for 10 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 10.]
Oggy: There is still more time. Does anyone else want to try to answer this question?
[Pac-Man buzzes in]
Oggy: Alright, Pac-Man. What is your answer?
Pac-Man: Goldfish, of course.
Oggy: Yes, Pac-Man! The goldfish are shaped like goldfish!
Pac-Man: That was easy.
Oggy: Absolutely. You have been ungrounded for 10 years.
[Pac-Man’s score increases by 10]
Oggy: Okay, time to move on to the next question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What are the two most important spreadable ingredients used when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
Oggy: Nuh-uh. Mr. Blobby, Blobbies are not ingredients. You have been grounded for 50 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 50. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Is it mustard and horseradish?
Oggy: EW, gross! Seriously, Dirty P-Head, did you not hear what I said?! You have been grounded for 50 years as well.
[Dirty P-Head’s score decreases by 50. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Peanut Butter and Jelly. That is very easy as well.
Oggy: Yes, Pac-Man! Great job! Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are indeed made using peanut butter and jelly! Way to go, answering this other easy question! You have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[Pac-Man’s score increases by 50]
Oggy: Alrighty, time for another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the name of Caillou’s blonde babysitter on the Caillou TV show?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby!
Oggy: Oh, fiddlesticks. NO! You are not from Caillou! Caillou’s babysitter is not blobby! You have been grounded for 100 years!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Is the answer Chauncey the yellow puppet?
Oggy: No, no, no, no, no, no. Chauncey is not from Caillou; he’s from Wonder Showzen! And he’s not Caillou’s babysitter; he’s a racist yellow journalist. You have been grounded for 100 years as well! You stupid xenophobe!
[Dirty P-Head’s score decreases by 100. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Is the answer, Madison?
Oggy: Oh, sorry, Pac-Man. But it’s not Madison. That was a good try, but sadly, you have been grounded for 100 years as well.
[Pac-Man’s score decreases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, so apparently, nobody got this one. Julie is the right answer. Okay, let’s move on.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: How do you pronounce Hobby Lobby?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby!
Oggy: Mr. Blobby, I’m not playing rhyming games with you. You have been grounded for 50 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 50. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Hobby Lobby.
Oggy: Very nice! That is indeed how you pronounce “Hobby Lobby”! And because of this easy question, you have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[Dirty P-Head’s score increases by 50]
Dirty P-Head: And speaking of Hobby Lobby, I once tried to shoplift from this store, but then I got arrested.
Oggy: I heard that. And, oh, forget it. Okay, guys, let’s just do a commercial break. We will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial break)
Oggy: What’s up, folks? Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia. It is time for the next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the Blob’s name from Hotel Transylvania?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby!
Oggy: Well, Mr. Blobby, even though you are kind of annoying by repeatedly saying “Blobby,” But… I’ll let it slide. Since you answered Blobby for this question, which is actually the right answer due to Blobby being the Blob’s name from Hotel Transylvania, I’m just going to unground you for... 40 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score increases by 40]
Oggy: Okay, time for another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is Scrooge McDuck's favorite thing?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby?
Oggy: Okay, Mr. Blobby, you are getting on my nerves. You need to stop saying “blobby” over and over again. You have been grounded for 70 years due to “Blobby” not being Scrooge McDuck's favorite thing. He doesn’t like Blobby’s, nor does he like you!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 70. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Money. Which I always steal from banks.
Oggy: Yes, Dirty P-Head. You are absolutely correct. Scrooge McDuck loves money. Wonderful! And wait, did you say you like to steal money? Oh, never mind. You’re ungrounded for 70 years.
[Dirty P-Head’s score increases by 70]
Oggy: Let's move on to another question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: According to Wikihow, what is the best way to turn a Furby evil?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby. Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby Blobby. Blobby, Blobby, Blobby? Blobby!
Oggy: Okay, Mr. Blobby! You are giving me such a headache! I have had enough of this! This is not funny anymore; this is annoying. You’re driving me crazy with all your repetitive words. And because of this, you are grounded for 100 years!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Place your finger in your Furby's mouth and press down on the tongue gently. Overfeeding your Furby is the fastest way to turn it evil. Wriggle your finger in Furby's mouth for 1 minute. This will make the Furby think you are feeding it nonstop.
Oggy: Whoa! Wow, I… um… I’m impressed! This is the right answer to this question. Huh. I didn’t know that you knew how to turn a Furby evil. Well, um… You have been ungrounded for 100 years. I guess.
[Pac-Man’s score increases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, it’s now time to go to another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What was the first album released by Mike Oldfield?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby! > Laughs< Blobby Blobby. Blobby Blobby Blobby! > Laughs< Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby!
Oggy: GRR!!! Mr. BLOBBY, I SWEAR! IF YOU WON’T STOP SAYING BLOBBY AS AN ANSWER, I WILL BE VERY MAD AT YOU! I don’t know what I will do to you if you keep doing that! Let’s just say that you’re grounded for 100 years for now.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: The answer is tubular bells.
Oggy: Marvelous, Dirty P-Head! Tubular Bells is the first album released by Mike Oldfield. You're ungrounded by 100 years.
[Dirty P-Head’s score increases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, >Deep Breaths< Let’s do another question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: When was the movie “Downfall” released?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby?
Oggy: OH MY GOSH, STOP IT!!! YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CLOWN!!!! YOU ARE DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY!!!! I’M GOING TO GROUND YOU FOR 1000 YEARS!!!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 1000, which makes him frown. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Is the answer 1921?
Oggy: Oh, I’m very sorry, Pac-Man. But it’s not 1921. It’s after 1921. I’m sorry to say this; you have been grounded for 100 years.
[Pac-Man’s score decreases by 100. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Is the answer 1992?
Oggy: Good try, but that’s still not the right answer. It’s a little more after 1992. I’m sorry to say this; you have been grounded for 100 years as well.
[Dirty P-Head’s score decreases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, nobody got this question right. The actual answer is-
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: (Angry) Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby?! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
Oggy: ARGH! NO!!! YOU ALREADY BUZZED IT IN AND SAID THE SAME ANNOYING ANSWER YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR EVERY QUESTION! ARE YOU MAKING ME LOSE MY BRAIN CELLS?! NOW YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 10000 YEARS!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 10,000, but then Mr. Blobby buzzes in again.]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby Blobby, Blobby.
Oggy: Wait a minute, are you arguing with me now just because I called you a clown? (Mr. Blobby nods.) Then stop! You need to stop! I have to tell the actual right answer to this question that nobody got right! How would you like it when I am now going to ground you for 100,000 years just so you can shut up?! Huh?!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100,000, but then Mr. Blobby buzzes in again.]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby?! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
Oggy: Ugh. Great. Can anyone show the answer to this question? I can’t say it because I have to bicker with the stupid pink blob.
[A hand holding a sign appears from nowhere that reads, "February 18, 2005."]
Oggy: There we go. Now that is the answer to this question. And now, Mr. Blobby will be grounded for 1,000,000 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 1,000,000, but then Mr. Blobby buzzes in again.]
Mr. Blobby: (more angry) BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!!!
Oggy: Guys, I know I really want to do the last question, but I can’t right now. How about if I tell everyone to just take the executive decision to go on a commercial break while I try to stop Mr. Blobby from repeatedly buzzing in 10 billion times for a single question? Don’t worry, episode 5 of Get Ungrounded Trivia will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial break, until an emergency alert is shown on TV interrupts the commercial.)
(Emergency alarm broadcast sound effects are heard.)
Police: Hello, this is the police. We interrupt the commercial break to bring to your attention. This is an emergency alert. There is a Pac-Man imposter on the loose. And the real Pac-Man was missing for two days ago until today. Last night, some evil maniac kidnapped the real Pac-Man and created this pixelated imposter to have him be seen in his place. But thankfully, the detective had found and rescued the real Pac-Man and got the evil maniac arrested. And now we are looking for the pixelated imposter of him to kill because he’s been summoning power pellets to eat, turning anyone blue and vulnerable, and eating them alive. So, if you see this pixelated Pac-Man imposter, then please dial 911 to let us know he is not the real Pac-Man and he is very dangerous. Thank you for listening to our information. And now, back to the commercial break.
(The commercial break gets turned back on until the show is back on. Then it shows the contestant area where Mr. Blobby is all tied up and sealed up with his score being -∞.)
Oggy: Ugh. Finally, that will stop Mr. Blobby for good. Oh, hi everyone! Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Tri- (Noticed Pac-Man) Hey, wait a minute. Is that the dangerous Pac-Man imposter that an interruption from a commercial break warned us about? Is that him the whole time?! (Pac-Man, who is now Imposter Pac-Man, glares angrily, revealing that he’s evil.) Huh?! (Imposter Pac-Man summons a power pellet.) Uh oh. IT’S HIM!!!! (Pac-Man ate the power pellet, and everybody turned flashing blue and scared.) OH NO! HE ATE THE POWER PELLET! AND NOW WE’RE BLUE!!! HE'S GOING TO EAT EVERYONE! (Imposter Pac-Man eats Mr. Blobby.) ARGH! HE ATE MR. BLOBBY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Dirty P-Head tries to run, but Imposter Pac-Man eats Dirty P-Head and then goes to Oggy.) >Scared Cat yowl< (But Imposter Pac-Man ate him up, leaving only his eyes) CALL 911!!! CALL 911!!!! (Oggy’s eyes fly away.)
(Pac-Man looks for anyone else to eat up when suddenly, police sirens arrive, and Imposter Pac-Man stops glaring.)
Police: (outside the building, through the megaphone) Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!
(Imposter Pac-Man walks out of the building to see what that was. After he got out, he then noticed all the police had their guns out and pointed towards Imposter Pac-Man.)
Police: Alright, men! It's time to take down this imposter! Ready! (Police cocks their guns.) Aim! (Police aim their guns.) FIRE! (Multiple gunshots are heard, shooting the Imposter Pac-Man down. Then Imposter Pac-Man dies.) We did it! The Pac-Man Imposter is dead!
Brendan: (Walks out of the building) Yeah, he was about to eat Sarah and me, but I know what to do.
Police: Well, son, thank you for calling 911 to save you and everyone else.
Brendan: You’re welcome, sir. But…
Police: But what?
Brendan: Oggy and the contestants are gone. And the show still has one more question to go. But I have no idea what to do. How will this show be finished without Oggy and the contestants?
Sarah N. Dippity: Well, can you call Olivia?
Brendan: No.
Sarah N. Dippity: Why not?
Brendan: Because I have a feeling that this episode is ruined by the Pac-Man imposter.
Real Pac-Man: (Offscreen) No, it’s not. It’s not ruined.
Brendan: Who said that? (The Real Pac-Man walks over to Brendan.) Pac-Man? Is that you? The real one?
Real Pac-Man: Yes. It’s me. Sorry, I was abducted. Ms. Pac-Man and Junior were worried until I was rescued.
Brendan: Oh, thank goodness. And why don’t you think this episode is ruined?
Real Pac-Man: Because the show must go on.
Brendan: Really? But what about being the host and finding contestants? They’re gone. I can’t call someone else but the police just to get rid of your imposter. And I also really want to finish this episode so badly. But how? Without Oggy and the contestants, this episode is ruined.
Real Pac-Man: Well, if you can’t find anyone to host, why not you do it?
Brendan: Me?
Sarah N. Dippity: Yes, you. You can host this show. Remember being the host many years ago?
Brendan: (realizes something) Oh, I understand. I can be the host.
Real Pac-Man: There you go, Attaboy!
Brendan: If I can be the host, then what about the contestants?
Sarah N. Dippity: Well, since we can’t find or do anything at such notice, why not find some contestants just to make things faster? And you can think of an extremely easy question to make things fast, so you won’t have to worry about it anymore.
Brendan: Well, I think that’s fair.
Police: There you go; that’s some good thinking. Well, good luck finishing up the episode soon. Bye-bye. (The police drive away.)
Real Pac-Man: And why not have me be the one to fill in for you while you host?
Brendan: Good deal. (The three walk inside.)
[A timecard reading “2 hours later" appears. Cut to two hours later as Brendan walks onto the stage.]
Brendan: Hello, guys, I’m Brendan. And… I know I’m supposed to be the director, but I have to be the host. After so much chaos going on, like Oggy being eaten by the evil Pac-Man and the police arriving and defeating the evil Pac-Man down. I really got super nervous and didn’t know what to do since Oggy was gone. I knew he was nothing but eyes and ran away, but I had no idea what to do after that. I can’t call Olivia over just because I only called 911 to get rid of the Pac-Man imposter. And I don’t feel like calling or finding someone else. I feel like I really want to get this show done due to having one more question. In my heart, I really don’t feel like wanting to be the host of this show, but I have to since this episode is almost over.
[Cut to the contestant area.]
Brendan: Not only is Oggy gone, but all the other contestants are also gone as well. I really don’t know what to do or how to finish things up without Oggy and the contestants. But after a big talk with Sarah, the Real Pac-Man, and the Police, we thought of a great deal to finish this episode. Pac-Man can be the director. And I can be the host to try and think of the last question. Also, Sarah brought in new contestants to replace the ones that were eaten.
[Box was tossed over to the first podium and landed sitting up, facing forward.]
Brendan: So, let’s just make Box from Inanimate Insanity, be contestant number 1.
[Pin was tossed over to the second podium and landed sitting up, facing forward.]
Brendan: Pin from BFDIA 11; be contestant number 2.
[Cro-Marmot slides to the third podium.]
Brendan: And have our returning champion, Cro-Marmot, be contestant number 3. I’m sorry, guys. We have to bring in these characters that do nothing because we really can’t find or do anything else at such short notice. I have to admit, I was just so worried that I had to finish this episode and find and help Oggy. Okay, but back to the topic. First, let’s do the last question of the day since we’re winding down to that. Anyway, here’s an easy question I thought of myself.
[Cut to the question board.]
Brendan: To prove you think that 0 + 0 = 0, do nothing. And when you are silent without moving, you get this question right.
[Shows II Box, BFDIA 11 Pin, and Cro-Marmot sitting there doing nothing.]
Brendan: Is anyone doing anything? Anyone? Someone? No one? Okay, good, because time’s up. Uh, way to go, contestants. You now know that the answer to 0 + 0 is 0. Well, guys, I’m sorry that this might be a quirk, but these new contestants will not be grounded. Let’s just say that these points belong to the contestants that we formally got before the chaos. Dirty P-Head, Mr. Blobby, and Imposter Pac-Man are grounded. I’m really sorry, everyone. To be honest, I think this episode is ruined, but everyone else doesn’t think it’s ruined because the last question is completed. Let’s just wrap this up because we’ve finished the fifth episode, even though I still think it’s ruined. Goodnight, everyone. Stay safe and stay ungrounded. Now, if you all please excuse me, I have to find Oggy.
[Oggy walks onto the stage.]
Oggy: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the fifth episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. I'm your host, Oggy. Not Jack, Oggy. Okay, let's meet our contestants for today.
[Cut to the contestant area. Dirty P-Head walks to the first podium.]
Oggy: Up first is Dirty P-Head. A rotten criminal who likes Cracky and hates P-head.
[Mr. Blobby skips to the second podium.]
Oggy: Up next is Mr. Blobby. A creepy character from a British show, and is going to freak me out.
[Pac-Man walks to the second podium]
Oggy: And finally, we have Pac-Man. Wow! It’s cool to have the first pixelated character on the show! Impressive! The rules are the same as always. You will be asked a series of trivia questions. If you get a question right, you are ungrounded. But if you get it wrong, you are grounded. Okay, let’s go.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What creatures are goldfish crackers shaped like? If you think you know the answer, then buzz in and say it.
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Oggy: Alright, Mr. Blobby. What is your answer?
Mr. Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby.
Oggy: No, Mr. Blobby. What you said does not make any sense. You have been grounded for 10 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 10.]
Oggy: There is still more time. Does anyone else want to try to answer this question?
[Pac-Man buzzes in]
Oggy: Alright, Pac-Man. What is your answer?
Pac-Man: Goldfish, of course.
Oggy: Yes, Pac-Man! The goldfish are shaped like goldfish!
Pac-Man: That was easy.
Oggy: Absolutely. You have been ungrounded for 10 years.
[Pac-Man’s score increases by 10]
Oggy: Okay, time to move on to the next question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What are the two most important spreadable ingredients used when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
Oggy: Nuh-uh. Mr. Blobby, Blobbies are not ingredients. You have been grounded for 50 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 50. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Is it mustard and horseradish?
Oggy: EW, gross! Seriously, Dirty P-Head, did you not hear what I said?! You have been grounded for 50 years as well.
[Dirty P-Head’s score decreases by 50. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Peanut Butter and Jelly. That is very easy as well.
Oggy: Yes, Pac-Man! Great job! Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are indeed made using peanut butter and jelly! Way to go, answering this other easy question! You have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[Pac-Man’s score increases by 50]
Oggy: Alrighty, time for another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the name of Caillou’s blonde babysitter on the Caillou TV show?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby!
Oggy: Oh, fiddlesticks. NO! You are not from Caillou! Caillou’s babysitter is not blobby! You have been grounded for 100 years!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Is the answer Chauncey the yellow puppet?
Oggy: No, no, no, no, no, no. Chauncey is not from Caillou; he’s from Wonder Showzen! And he’s not Caillou’s babysitter; he’s a racist yellow journalist. You have been grounded for 100 years as well! You stupid xenophobe!
[Dirty P-Head’s score decreases by 100. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Is the answer, Madison?
Oggy: Oh, sorry, Pac-Man. But it’s not Madison. That was a good try, but sadly, you have been grounded for 100 years as well.
[Pac-Man’s score decreases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, so apparently, nobody got this one. Julie is the right answer. Okay, let’s move on.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: How do you pronounce Hobby Lobby?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby!
Oggy: Mr. Blobby, I’m not playing rhyming games with you. You have been grounded for 50 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 50. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Hobby Lobby.
Oggy: Very nice! That is indeed how you pronounce “Hobby Lobby”! And because of this easy question, you have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[Dirty P-Head’s score increases by 50]
Dirty P-Head: And speaking of Hobby Lobby, I once tried to shoplift from this store, but then I got arrested.
Oggy: I heard that. And, oh, forget it. Okay, guys, let’s just do a commercial break. We will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial break)
Oggy: What’s up, folks? Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia. It is time for the next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the Blob’s name from Hotel Transylvania?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby!
Oggy: Well, Mr. Blobby, even though you are kind of annoying by repeatedly saying “Blobby,” But… I’ll let it slide. Since you answered Blobby for this question, which is actually the right answer due to Blobby being the Blob’s name from Hotel Transylvania, I’m just going to unground you for... 40 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score increases by 40]
Oggy: Okay, time for another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is Scrooge McDuck's favorite thing?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby?
Oggy: Okay, Mr. Blobby, you are getting on my nerves. You need to stop saying “blobby” over and over again. You have been grounded for 70 years due to “Blobby” not being Scrooge McDuck's favorite thing. He doesn’t like Blobby’s, nor does he like you!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 70. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Money. Which I always steal from banks.
Oggy: Yes, Dirty P-Head. You are absolutely correct. Scrooge McDuck loves money. Wonderful! And wait, did you say you like to steal money? Oh, never mind. You’re ungrounded for 70 years.
[Dirty P-Head’s score increases by 70]
Oggy: Let's move on to another question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: According to Wikihow, what is the best way to turn a Furby evil?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby. Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby Blobby. Blobby, Blobby, Blobby? Blobby!
Oggy: Okay, Mr. Blobby! You are giving me such a headache! I have had enough of this! This is not funny anymore; this is annoying. You’re driving me crazy with all your repetitive words. And because of this, you are grounded for 100 years!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Place your finger in your Furby's mouth and press down on the tongue gently. Overfeeding your Furby is the fastest way to turn it evil. Wriggle your finger in Furby's mouth for 1 minute. This will make the Furby think you are feeding it nonstop.
Oggy: Whoa! Wow, I… um… I’m impressed! This is the right answer to this question. Huh. I didn’t know that you knew how to turn a Furby evil. Well, um… You have been ungrounded for 100 years. I guess.
[Pac-Man’s score increases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, it’s now time to go to another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What was the first album released by Mike Oldfield?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby! > Laughs< Blobby Blobby. Blobby Blobby Blobby! > Laughs< Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby!
Oggy: GRR!!! Mr. BLOBBY, I SWEAR! IF YOU WON’T STOP SAYING BLOBBY AS AN ANSWER, I WILL BE VERY MAD AT YOU! I don’t know what I will do to you if you keep doing that! Let’s just say that you’re grounded for 100 years for now.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: The answer is tubular bells.
Oggy: Marvelous, Dirty P-Head! Tubular Bells is the first album released by Mike Oldfield. You're ungrounded by 100 years.
[Dirty P-Head’s score increases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, >Deep Breaths< Let’s do another question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: When was the movie “Downfall” released?
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby?
Oggy: OH MY GOSH, STOP IT!!! YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CLOWN!!!! YOU ARE DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY!!!! I’M GOING TO GROUND YOU FOR 1000 YEARS!!!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 1000, which makes him frown. Pac-Man buzzes in.]
Pac-Man: Is the answer 1921?
Oggy: Oh, I’m very sorry, Pac-Man. But it’s not 1921. It’s after 1921. I’m sorry to say this; you have been grounded for 100 years.
[Pac-Man’s score decreases by 100. Dirty P-Head buzzes in.]
Dirty P-Head: Is the answer 1992?
Oggy: Good try, but that’s still not the right answer. It’s a little more after 1992. I’m sorry to say this; you have been grounded for 100 years as well.
[Dirty P-Head’s score decreases by 100]
Oggy: Okay, nobody got this question right. The actual answer is-
[Mr. Blobby buzzes in]
Mr. Blobby: (Angry) Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby Blobby?! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
Oggy: ARGH! NO!!! YOU ALREADY BUZZED IT IN AND SAID THE SAME ANNOYING ANSWER YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR EVERY QUESTION! ARE YOU MAKING ME LOSE MY BRAIN CELLS?! NOW YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 10000 YEARS!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 10,000, but then Mr. Blobby buzzes in again.]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby! Blobby Blobby Blobby, Blobby, Blobby! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby Blobby, Blobby.
Oggy: Wait a minute, are you arguing with me now just because I called you a clown? (Mr. Blobby nods.) Then stop! You need to stop! I have to tell the actual right answer to this question that nobody got right! How would you like it when I am now going to ground you for 100,000 years just so you can shut up?! Huh?!
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 100,000, but then Mr. Blobby buzzes in again.]
Mr. Blobby: Blobby, Blobby, Blobby?! Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
Oggy: Ugh. Great. Can anyone show the answer to this question? I can’t say it because I have to bicker with the stupid pink blob.
[A hand holding a sign appears from nowhere that reads, "February 18, 2005."]
Oggy: There we go. Now that is the answer to this question. And now, Mr. Blobby will be grounded for 1,000,000 years.
[Mr. Blobby’s score decreases by 1,000,000, but then Mr. Blobby buzzes in again.]
Mr. Blobby: (more angry) BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!!!
Oggy: Guys, I know I really want to do the last question, but I can’t right now. How about if I tell everyone to just take the executive decision to go on a commercial break while I try to stop Mr. Blobby from repeatedly buzzing in 10 billion times for a single question? Don’t worry, episode 5 of Get Ungrounded Trivia will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial break, until an emergency alert is shown on TV interrupts the commercial.)
(Emergency alarm broadcast sound effects are heard.)
Police: Hello, this is the police. We interrupt the commercial break to bring to your attention. This is an emergency alert. There is a Pac-Man imposter on the loose. And the real Pac-Man was missing for two days ago until today. Last night, some evil maniac kidnapped the real Pac-Man and created this pixelated imposter to have him be seen in his place. But thankfully, the detective had found and rescued the real Pac-Man and got the evil maniac arrested. And now we are looking for the pixelated imposter of him to kill because he’s been summoning power pellets to eat, turning anyone blue and vulnerable, and eating them alive. So, if you see this pixelated Pac-Man imposter, then please dial 911 to let us know he is not the real Pac-Man and he is very dangerous. Thank you for listening to our information. And now, back to the commercial break.
(The commercial break gets turned back on until the show is back on. Then it shows the contestant area where Mr. Blobby is all tied up and sealed up with his score being -∞.)
Oggy: Ugh. Finally, that will stop Mr. Blobby for good. Oh, hi everyone! Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Tri- (Noticed Pac-Man) Hey, wait a minute. Is that the dangerous Pac-Man imposter that an interruption from a commercial break warned us about? Is that him the whole time?! (Pac-Man, who is now Imposter Pac-Man, glares angrily, revealing that he’s evil.) Huh?! (Imposter Pac-Man summons a power pellet.) Uh oh. IT’S HIM!!!! (Pac-Man ate the power pellet, and everybody turned flashing blue and scared.) OH NO! HE ATE THE POWER PELLET! AND NOW WE’RE BLUE!!! HE'S GOING TO EAT EVERYONE! (Imposter Pac-Man eats Mr. Blobby.) ARGH! HE ATE MR. BLOBBY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Dirty P-Head tries to run, but Imposter Pac-Man eats Dirty P-Head and then goes to Oggy.) >Scared Cat yowl< (But Imposter Pac-Man ate him up, leaving only his eyes) CALL 911!!! CALL 911!!!! (Oggy’s eyes fly away.)
(Pac-Man looks for anyone else to eat up when suddenly, police sirens arrive, and Imposter Pac-Man stops glaring.)
Police: (outside the building, through the megaphone) Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!
(Imposter Pac-Man walks out of the building to see what that was. After he got out, he then noticed all the police had their guns out and pointed towards Imposter Pac-Man.)
Police: Alright, men! It's time to take down this imposter! Ready! (Police cocks their guns.) Aim! (Police aim their guns.) FIRE! (Multiple gunshots are heard, shooting the Imposter Pac-Man down. Then Imposter Pac-Man dies.) We did it! The Pac-Man Imposter is dead!
Brendan: (Walks out of the building) Yeah, he was about to eat Sarah and me, but I know what to do.
Police: Well, son, thank you for calling 911 to save you and everyone else.
Brendan: You’re welcome, sir. But…
Police: But what?
Brendan: Oggy and the contestants are gone. And the show still has one more question to go. But I have no idea what to do. How will this show be finished without Oggy and the contestants?
Sarah N. Dippity: Well, can you call Olivia?
Brendan: No.
Sarah N. Dippity: Why not?
Brendan: Because I have a feeling that this episode is ruined by the Pac-Man imposter.
Real Pac-Man: (Offscreen) No, it’s not. It’s not ruined.
Brendan: Who said that? (The Real Pac-Man walks over to Brendan.) Pac-Man? Is that you? The real one?
Real Pac-Man: Yes. It’s me. Sorry, I was abducted. Ms. Pac-Man and Junior were worried until I was rescued.
Brendan: Oh, thank goodness. And why don’t you think this episode is ruined?
Real Pac-Man: Because the show must go on.
Brendan: Really? But what about being the host and finding contestants? They’re gone. I can’t call someone else but the police just to get rid of your imposter. And I also really want to finish this episode so badly. But how? Without Oggy and the contestants, this episode is ruined.
Real Pac-Man: Well, if you can’t find anyone to host, why not you do it?
Brendan: Me?
Sarah N. Dippity: Yes, you. You can host this show. Remember being the host many years ago?
Brendan: (realizes something) Oh, I understand. I can be the host.
Real Pac-Man: There you go, Attaboy!
Brendan: If I can be the host, then what about the contestants?
Sarah N. Dippity: Well, since we can’t find or do anything at such notice, why not find some contestants just to make things faster? And you can think of an extremely easy question to make things fast, so you won’t have to worry about it anymore.
Brendan: Well, I think that’s fair.
Police: There you go; that’s some good thinking. Well, good luck finishing up the episode soon. Bye-bye. (The police drive away.)
Real Pac-Man: And why not have me be the one to fill in for you while you host?
Brendan: Good deal. (The three walk inside.)
[A timecard reading “2 hours later" appears. Cut to two hours later as Brendan walks onto the stage.]
Brendan: Hello, guys, I’m Brendan. And… I know I’m supposed to be the director, but I have to be the host. After so much chaos going on, like Oggy being eaten by the evil Pac-Man and the police arriving and defeating the evil Pac-Man down. I really got super nervous and didn’t know what to do since Oggy was gone. I knew he was nothing but eyes and ran away, but I had no idea what to do after that. I can’t call Olivia over just because I only called 911 to get rid of the Pac-Man imposter. And I don’t feel like calling or finding someone else. I feel like I really want to get this show done due to having one more question. In my heart, I really don’t feel like wanting to be the host of this show, but I have to since this episode is almost over.
[Cut to the contestant area.]
Brendan: Not only is Oggy gone, but all the other contestants are also gone as well. I really don’t know what to do or how to finish things up without Oggy and the contestants. But after a big talk with Sarah, the Real Pac-Man, and the Police, we thought of a great deal to finish this episode. Pac-Man can be the director. And I can be the host to try and think of the last question. Also, Sarah brought in new contestants to replace the ones that were eaten.
[Box was tossed over to the first podium and landed sitting up, facing forward.]
Brendan: So, let’s just make Box from Inanimate Insanity, be contestant number 1.
[Pin was tossed over to the second podium and landed sitting up, facing forward.]
Brendan: Pin from BFDIA 11; be contestant number 2.
[Cro-Marmot slides to the third podium.]
Brendan: And have our returning champion, Cro-Marmot, be contestant number 3. I’m sorry, guys. We have to bring in these characters that do nothing because we really can’t find or do anything else at such short notice. I have to admit, I was just so worried that I had to finish this episode and find and help Oggy. Okay, but back to the topic. First, let’s do the last question of the day since we’re winding down to that. Anyway, here’s an easy question I thought of myself.
[Cut to the question board.]
Brendan: To prove you think that 0 + 0 = 0, do nothing. And when you are silent without moving, you get this question right.
[Shows II Box, BFDIA 11 Pin, and Cro-Marmot sitting there doing nothing.]
Brendan: Is anyone doing anything? Anyone? Someone? No one? Okay, good, because time’s up. Uh, way to go, contestants. You now know that the answer to 0 + 0 is 0. Well, guys, I’m sorry that this might be a quirk, but these new contestants will not be grounded. Let’s just say that these points belong to the contestants that we formally got before the chaos. Dirty P-Head, Mr. Blobby, and Imposter Pac-Man are grounded. I’m really sorry, everyone. To be honest, I think this episode is ruined, but everyone else doesn’t think it’s ruined because the last question is completed. Let’s just wrap this up because we’ve finished the fifth episode, even though I still think it’s ruined. Goodnight, everyone. Stay safe and stay ungrounded. Now, if you all please excuse me, I have to find Oggy.
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