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[Oggy walks onto the stage.]
Oggy: What’s up, guys? Welcome to episode 6 of Get Ungrounded Trivia. I'm your host, Oggy. And I’m back after being repaired and fixed up. Sorry that the Imposter Pac-Man caused a ruckus last episode, but it’s okay, we’ve got everything straightened out. Okay, time to meet our contestants for our show today.
[Cut to the contestant area. Wordsworth slithers to the first podium.]
Oggy: First, we have Wordsworth. An annoying, stupid nerd from Wonder Showzen.
[Ralph Wiggum walks to the second podium.]
Oggy: Next, we have Ralph Wiggum. Hey, I remember that Brendan was interested in his funny and stupid moments back in 2018. And he was going to be a contestant in Finto’s Funland, but that’s another story. I bet he’s going to be random and flunk this show.
[P-Head walks to the third podium.]
Oggy: And finally, we have P-Head. The most lovable oldest character or mascot that Brendan loves or made a long time ago. Alright, by this point, I’m sure you all understand how this show works. But I will go ahead and explain it anyway. You will be asked a series of questions. You will be ungrounded for several years if you get the question right. But if you get it wrong, you will be grounded for several years. Now, let’s start it up.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: True or False: Pizza is a food. If you think you know the answer to this question, then buzz in and answer it.
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Oggy: Okay, Ralph. What is the answer?
Ralph Wiggum: Is the answer false?
Oggy: Incorrect. The answer is not false. You must not remember anything. You are grounded for 10 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 10]
Oggy: Who else wants to try to answer this question?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer true?
Oggy: Good job, Wordsworth. The answer is true. Pizza is indeed a food. You are ungrounded for 10 years.
[Wordsworth’s score increases by 10]
Oggy: Alrighty then. Now we shall move on to question number 2.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: How many eyes does the average bee have?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer 2 eyes?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. Bees do not typically have 2 eyes. You are grounded for 20 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 20]
Wordsworth: Hey, but every insect with 6 limbs has 2 eyes! I remember watching some cartoons, and cartoon bees all have 2 eyes. What’s up with that?
Oggy: Gee, it’s like the Bee Movie or whatever contains cartoon bees are not real. Who would have thought? Now shut up. Does anyone else want to try and tell me how many eyes a bee has?
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer 6?
Oggy: Sorry, P-Head, that’s not the right answer either. Bees don’t have 6 eyes. You are grounded for 20 years.
[P-Head’s score decreases by 20]
P-Head: Oh…
Oggy: This one is still up in the air if Ralph wants to try and answer it.
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: I’m going to eat some honey out of a beehive.
Oggy: No! The answer is not, “I’m going to eat some honey out of a beehive.” You are grounded for 20 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 20]
Oggy: So, nobody got that one. The answer is that, typically, bees have 5 eyes. Now let's go to another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: On what day is Boxing Day celebrated?
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer the 26th of December?
Oggy: Yes! Boxing Day is celebrated on December 26th! You have been ungrounded for 70 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 70]
P-Head: There we go! How about that?
Oggy: Alright, well, I think it’s time for a quick commercial break. We will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia. Now, it's time to jump right back into the swing of things with another next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What does Pot of Greed do?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Nobody knows what Pot of Greed does. It is an international mystery that will never be solved.
Oggy: No Wordsworth! That is not true. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: No way! Are you kidding me? There is no way what Pot of Greed does! Nobody does!
Oggy: That is not true, Wordsworth. Zip your mouth and let someone else answer this question correctly.
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Pot of Greed allows you to draw two cards from your deck.
Oggy: Great job, P-Head! Pot of Greed allows you to draw two cards. You have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 50]
P-Head: Yes! Boy, I sure played Yu-Gi-Oh
Oggy: Okey-Dokey. Now it is time to do another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the name of the first episode of SpongeBob?
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: I just messed up my underwear.
Oggy: UGH! No, Ralph Wiggum! The first SpongeBob episode was not, “I just messed up my underwear.” You are grounded for 100 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 100. P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer “Help Wanted”?
Oggy: Yes, P-Head! The first SpongeBob episode was “Help Wanted.” And I know you really love SpongeBob SquarePants. You are ungrounded for 100 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 100. And P-Head felt joyful]
Oggy: Okay, get ready for another question. Because we got one coming up right now.
[Cut to the question board, but shows a picture of a Fire Truck from Brendan’s childhood]
Oggy: Wait a second, that’s not a question. That’s just a portrait of a fire truck made by Brendan’s parents when he was a baby. How did this childhood picture get here? Oh… It’s blocking the next question. Can someone get this picture off?
Brendan: I will.
[Brendan walks over and takes his childhood firetruck art picture off and carries it, revealing the next question.]
Oggy: Thank you, Brendan. That’s better. Anyways, here is this question. The question is, “What is the Capital of Bolivia?”
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer La Paz?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. La Paz is the seat of the government of Bolivia. Not even close. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: Wait, why do you think it’s not?! I thought this was the Capital of Bolivia! It was a long time ago!
Oggy: Well, guess what? It’s not the true capital anymore. It’s changed. Shut your yap because you’re getting on my nerves. It’s not too late to answer this one. Does anyone else want to try?
[Nobody else buzzes in.]
Oggy: Time’s up! The capital of Bolivia is Sucre. And nobody seems to know that one. Hopefully, someone will know the next question that is coming up right now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the maximum number of players an NBA team can have?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer 5?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. The answer is not 5. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: What?! But only 5 players are ever on the court!
Oggy: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean a team can’t have more players on the bench. And please stop arguing with me every time you get a question wrong! It’s annoying.
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer 15?
Oggy: Yes! NBA basketball teams can have 15 players. You have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 50]
Oggy: Okay then. Well, I think it’s time for another quick commercial break. We will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Hello, folks. And welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia. Now, we have 3 more questions to go.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: Is the Ice King from Adventure Time a bad guy?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer, yes?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. It is not yes. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: Hey! But the Ice King has done some evil things! That’s not true!
Oggy: Wordsworth, I swear! You need to shut your mouth! Stop arguing with me! If you argue with me one more time, I will be very mad at you! >Groans<
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer, no?
Oggy: That’s right, P-Head! The Ice King is not a bad guy. Which is why he's an anti-hero. Everyone knows that the Ice King has a heart and does good deeds.
P-Head: Sounds like he is a good guy.
Oggy: Yep, and because of that, you’re ungrounded for 50 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 50]
Oggy: Two more questions to go!
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: Did Martha Speaks start from Book or Television?
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: Is the answer television?
Oggy: Nuh-uh, Ralph Wiggum. It did not start from Television. Martha Speaks' show aired in 2008. You are grounded for 25 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 25. P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer book?
Oggy: Yes! Martha Speaks starts from Book! The Martha Speaks Book was published in 1992. You have been ungrounded for 25 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 25]
Oggy: Okay, now it’s time to finish this up with the last question of the night.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the largest urban area in the United Kingdom?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer Paris?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. Paris is in France. Not the United Kingdom. You are grounded for 1000 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 1000]
Wordsworth: What?! That’s not true! Paris is in the United Kingdom!
Oggy: You know what? Screw this! I’m tired of you arguing with me every time you give me a stupid answer! Prepare to be punished further!
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 1000000]
Wordsworth: What?! You can’t do that to me!
Oggy: Yes, I can! I can do whatever I want because this is my show!
Wordsworth: But I know about everything! Who do you think you are? Chauncey?!
Oggy: First of all, I’m not Chauncey. And second, you are not smart. You are an annoying nerd who acts like a know-it-all. And for questioning my authority, I will give you an even greater punishment.
[Wordsworth’s score was changed to -∞]
Wordsworth: Fine! If you’re going to ground me forever, then that’s it! I quit!
[Wordsworth slithers away from the podium]
Oggy: Fine! Go away! And never come back!
[Wordsworth slams the door]
Oggy: Okay, sorry about that. But you can still answer this question.
[Ralph Wiggins buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: I am going to poop on a snowboard and then make Abraham Lincoln ride it down Mount Rushmore.
Oggy: No! The answer is not, “I am going to poop on a snowboard and then make Abraham Lincoln ride it down Mount Rushmore”! You are grounded for 1000 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 1000]
Oggy: Okay, this question is still up for grabs. Will P-Head get it correct?
[P-Head does not answer]
Oggy: Time’s up! The answer is Greater London Built-Up Area. Nobody got that one right. Anyways, guys, that is it for today’s episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. P-Head managed to get himself ungrounded. Which is an awesome occurrence on this show. I hope you all have a good night and stay ungrounded.
[P-Head walks away from the podium]
P-Head: Hopefully, Ralph Wiggum will be ungrounded sometime soon.
[Oggy walks onto the stage.]
Oggy: What’s up, guys? Welcome to episode 6 of Get Ungrounded Trivia. I'm your host, Oggy. And I’m back after being repaired and fixed up. Sorry that the Imposter Pac-Man caused a ruckus last episode, but it’s okay, we’ve got everything straightened out. Okay, time to meet our contestants for our show today.
[Cut to the contestant area. Wordsworth slithers to the first podium.]
Oggy: First, we have Wordsworth. An annoying, stupid nerd from Wonder Showzen.
[Ralph Wiggum walks to the second podium.]
Oggy: Next, we have Ralph Wiggum. Hey, I remember that Brendan was interested in his funny and stupid moments back in 2018. And he was going to be a contestant in Finto’s Funland, but that’s another story. I bet he’s going to be random and flunk this show.
[P-Head walks to the third podium.]
Oggy: And finally, we have P-Head. The most lovable oldest character or mascot that Brendan loves or made a long time ago. Alright, by this point, I’m sure you all understand how this show works. But I will go ahead and explain it anyway. You will be asked a series of questions. You will be ungrounded for several years if you get the question right. But if you get it wrong, you will be grounded for several years. Now, let’s start it up.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: True or False: Pizza is a food. If you think you know the answer to this question, then buzz in and answer it.
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Oggy: Okay, Ralph. What is the answer?
Ralph Wiggum: Is the answer false?
Oggy: Incorrect. The answer is not false. You must not remember anything. You are grounded for 10 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 10]
Oggy: Who else wants to try to answer this question?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer true?
Oggy: Good job, Wordsworth. The answer is true. Pizza is indeed a food. You are ungrounded for 10 years.
[Wordsworth’s score increases by 10]
Oggy: Alrighty then. Now we shall move on to question number 2.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: How many eyes does the average bee have?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer 2 eyes?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. Bees do not typically have 2 eyes. You are grounded for 20 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 20]
Wordsworth: Hey, but every insect with 6 limbs has 2 eyes! I remember watching some cartoons, and cartoon bees all have 2 eyes. What’s up with that?
Oggy: Gee, it’s like the Bee Movie or whatever contains cartoon bees are not real. Who would have thought? Now shut up. Does anyone else want to try and tell me how many eyes a bee has?
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer 6?
Oggy: Sorry, P-Head, that’s not the right answer either. Bees don’t have 6 eyes. You are grounded for 20 years.
[P-Head’s score decreases by 20]
P-Head: Oh…
Oggy: This one is still up in the air if Ralph wants to try and answer it.
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: I’m going to eat some honey out of a beehive.
Oggy: No! The answer is not, “I’m going to eat some honey out of a beehive.” You are grounded for 20 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 20]
Oggy: So, nobody got that one. The answer is that, typically, bees have 5 eyes. Now let's go to another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: On what day is Boxing Day celebrated?
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer the 26th of December?
Oggy: Yes! Boxing Day is celebrated on December 26th! You have been ungrounded for 70 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 70]
P-Head: There we go! How about that?
Oggy: Alright, well, I think it’s time for a quick commercial break. We will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia. Now, it's time to jump right back into the swing of things with another next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What does Pot of Greed do?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Nobody knows what Pot of Greed does. It is an international mystery that will never be solved.
Oggy: No Wordsworth! That is not true. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: No way! Are you kidding me? There is no way what Pot of Greed does! Nobody does!
Oggy: That is not true, Wordsworth. Zip your mouth and let someone else answer this question correctly.
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Pot of Greed allows you to draw two cards from your deck.
Oggy: Great job, P-Head! Pot of Greed allows you to draw two cards. You have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 50]
P-Head: Yes! Boy, I sure played Yu-Gi-Oh
Oggy: Okey-Dokey. Now it is time to do another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the name of the first episode of SpongeBob?
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: I just messed up my underwear.
Oggy: UGH! No, Ralph Wiggum! The first SpongeBob episode was not, “I just messed up my underwear.” You are grounded for 100 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 100. P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer “Help Wanted”?
Oggy: Yes, P-Head! The first SpongeBob episode was “Help Wanted.” And I know you really love SpongeBob SquarePants. You are ungrounded for 100 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 100. And P-Head felt joyful]
Oggy: Okay, get ready for another question. Because we got one coming up right now.
[Cut to the question board, but shows a picture of a Fire Truck from Brendan’s childhood]
Oggy: Wait a second, that’s not a question. That’s just a portrait of a fire truck made by Brendan’s parents when he was a baby. How did this childhood picture get here? Oh… It’s blocking the next question. Can someone get this picture off?
Brendan: I will.
[Brendan walks over and takes his childhood firetruck art picture off and carries it, revealing the next question.]
Oggy: Thank you, Brendan. That’s better. Anyways, here is this question. The question is, “What is the Capital of Bolivia?”
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer La Paz?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. La Paz is the seat of the government of Bolivia. Not even close. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: Wait, why do you think it’s not?! I thought this was the Capital of Bolivia! It was a long time ago!
Oggy: Well, guess what? It’s not the true capital anymore. It’s changed. Shut your yap because you’re getting on my nerves. It’s not too late to answer this one. Does anyone else want to try?
[Nobody else buzzes in.]
Oggy: Time’s up! The capital of Bolivia is Sucre. And nobody seems to know that one. Hopefully, someone will know the next question that is coming up right now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the maximum number of players an NBA team can have?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer 5?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. The answer is not 5. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: What?! But only 5 players are ever on the court!
Oggy: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean a team can’t have more players on the bench. And please stop arguing with me every time you get a question wrong! It’s annoying.
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer 15?
Oggy: Yes! NBA basketball teams can have 15 players. You have been ungrounded for 50 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 50]
Oggy: Okay then. Well, I think it’s time for another quick commercial break. We will be right back after these messages.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Hello, folks. And welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia. Now, we have 3 more questions to go.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: Is the Ice King from Adventure Time a bad guy?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer, yes?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. It is not yes. You are grounded for 50 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 50]
Wordsworth: Hey! But the Ice King has done some evil things! That’s not true!
Oggy: Wordsworth, I swear! You need to shut your mouth! Stop arguing with me! If you argue with me one more time, I will be very mad at you! >Groans<
[P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer, no?
Oggy: That’s right, P-Head! The Ice King is not a bad guy. Which is why he's an anti-hero. Everyone knows that the Ice King has a heart and does good deeds.
P-Head: Sounds like he is a good guy.
Oggy: Yep, and because of that, you’re ungrounded for 50 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 50]
Oggy: Two more questions to go!
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: Did Martha Speaks start from Book or Television?
[Ralph Wiggum buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: Is the answer television?
Oggy: Nuh-uh, Ralph Wiggum. It did not start from Television. Martha Speaks' show aired in 2008. You are grounded for 25 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 25. P-Head buzzes in]
P-Head: Is the answer book?
Oggy: Yes! Martha Speaks starts from Book! The Martha Speaks Book was published in 1992. You have been ungrounded for 25 years.
[P-Head’s score increases by 25]
Oggy: Okay, now it’s time to finish this up with the last question of the night.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the largest urban area in the United Kingdom?
[Wordsworth buzzes in]
Wordsworth: Is the answer Paris?
Oggy: No Wordsworth. Paris is in France. Not the United Kingdom. You are grounded for 1000 years.
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 1000]
Wordsworth: What?! That’s not true! Paris is in the United Kingdom!
Oggy: You know what? Screw this! I’m tired of you arguing with me every time you give me a stupid answer! Prepare to be punished further!
[Wordsworth’s score decreases by 1000000]
Wordsworth: What?! You can’t do that to me!
Oggy: Yes, I can! I can do whatever I want because this is my show!
Wordsworth: But I know about everything! Who do you think you are? Chauncey?!
Oggy: First of all, I’m not Chauncey. And second, you are not smart. You are an annoying nerd who acts like a know-it-all. And for questioning my authority, I will give you an even greater punishment.
[Wordsworth’s score was changed to -∞]
Wordsworth: Fine! If you’re going to ground me forever, then that’s it! I quit!
[Wordsworth slithers away from the podium]
Oggy: Fine! Go away! And never come back!
[Wordsworth slams the door]
Oggy: Okay, sorry about that. But you can still answer this question.
[Ralph Wiggins buzzes in]
Ralph Wiggum: I am going to poop on a snowboard and then make Abraham Lincoln ride it down Mount Rushmore.
Oggy: No! The answer is not, “I am going to poop on a snowboard and then make Abraham Lincoln ride it down Mount Rushmore”! You are grounded for 1000 years.
[Ralph Wiggum’s score decreases by 1000]
Oggy: Okay, this question is still up for grabs. Will P-Head get it correct?
[P-Head does not answer]
Oggy: Time’s up! The answer is Greater London Built-Up Area. Nobody got that one right. Anyways, guys, that is it for today’s episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. P-Head managed to get himself ungrounded. Which is an awesome occurrence on this show. I hope you all have a good night and stay ungrounded.
[P-Head walks away from the podium]
P-Head: Hopefully, Ralph Wiggum will be ungrounded sometime soon.
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