<touches him inappropriately>

>-> naughtyret

He is, though, isn't he?

He's a heavy sleeper too!

murr purr hurr <has gotten satisifaction, leaves a plate of cookies for his troubles>

mmmm, cookies, I'll take those!

<they fall down an endless chasm>

*Shrugs and bears fangs* You'll be just as tasty!

oh dear... but i am a ninja, therefore quite stringy and tough. i'd taste like overcooked porkchops. and i'm a brony, we taste worse than trolls

No, no, no dear, not your flesh... *Licks lips* <in a double voice> I mean your soul! *Darkly colored lightning arcs from my paws, sparks burst around my body and my eyes start to glow a deep purple.* Lilith is hungry, dearie!

<laughs> first thing to become a ninja is to give up your soul =3 the soul seals the inner power needed to be a ninja like me. <uses secret ninja weasel technique #70: Teleport> <appears past the horizon>

Then your flesh will have to do, dearie... *Laughs maniacally* A chase then is it? *Snaps, lightning strikes successively around me and then strikes just behind you. Taps you on the shoulder,* Hello there, dear.

<clones, and then all my twins teleport in seperate directions, clone, and then teleport further>

You forgot to teleport dear... You didn't need to waste all that effort... <Giant claws grow from my paws> Fillet o' Ferret, sounds good to me!

<they come back with tasty foods from around the world> =3

All the better to season you with!

i'd rather not have to use my #90 moves :c #98 would kill us both by definition, and i was saving that for a stickier situation, never tried 97, i think 95 is flash cannon. you'd probably zoomzoom and dodge. Flare would be painful this close... hmmm, welp, we can make this a peaceful truce or a lethal draw =3 98 is called last resort. our life forces are tied together, and i kill myself, therefore killing you. regardless of zombie status or not, your body would be decaying. Like a doom clock =D

However, being two people at a single point in space time will more or less negate the effect, there by ending with your deft demise. You have no real chance of winning here, especially if I actually decide to try...

your logic doesn't make sense to me :/

The move: last resort might fix upon a persons body, however, it only accounts for a single soul powering a vessel. In my case, there are two souls to sustain my body, your ability would more than likely only cripple one of the souls as both share the burden of the body and thus the effects of the move. And the actual final resultant of the move is you blowing yourself to smithereens, which will by kill you but do more less nothing to me... I am Dala'qu, the collective essence of Daque and the demon Lilith.

think of it as threads connecting them. Once the thread is cut, the life forces connected to it cease to flow.

You fail to understand the nature of souls, it's all but impossible to destroy one as they continually live on in other beings and events that one affects, thus threads aren't nearly so simple. The move itself is sound against any mortal opponent, but being what I am, I'm quite doubtful of the true outcome of the attack. Besides, doesn't it require the transfixed opponent to remain in combat to sustain the affect? All I need to do to negate the attack is simply switch between dominant souls within my own body.

:/ fine.

However, it would be far more poetic if you were to use the first half, then do combat with me and either leave me to drown in my own agony, or if it does work, when I kill you the power will activate and presumably destroy me as well.

I was assuming life force to equate to souls... however, as you've previously stated, you haven't a soul to be that life force... therefore my assumption was wrong and I would more than likely perish with your attack and demise... I might slightly outlast you due to the properties of my body, but I would die, just like you said... my apologies...

Now I'm made out to be a presumptuous, overbearing ass... damn it! *Sighs...*

Where were we?

How's this, we call a truce and leave all this behind? Since both of us seem to be each other's out-of-context problem.

Well... can I have a cookie? *Holds out hand*

hmmmmm <pulls out a cookie and breaks it in half> you get a half cookie <places half in your paw> <i snarf the other half> not poisoned =3 well, i'm resistant to most poisons, but the gesture remains

Lilith would keep the poison from killing me anyway. It was really funny when someone poisoned me and nothing happened and they exploded and totally exposed their nefarious plot! *Noms the cookie*
For only half, I'll simply forget I met you tonight... I'm gonna go eat souls... Next time we meet, I'll make sure you don't even get the chance to use your "last resort." *Smiles faintly* Don't forget about the samurai that's trying to creep up behind you.

Or did you mean the part about me trying?