"AJ...! AJ open up, it's me!

And uh, don't laugh, okay?

...

AJ?

AJ come on, open up!

I... I need my spare key, man!

AJ?

[Sigh]

AJ come on, wake up, this is important!

Come on, man, hurry up! I...

Gah...

AJ I'm in my freakin' underwear, okay?! Can you open up already?!

...

AJ?

...

AJ come on this is embarrassing enough already! They left me in my underwear, man! Wake up!!!

...

Fuck, fuck, come on, please be home, man, you've gotta be home, I walked four blocks over here!

Wake up! I am NOT spending the rest of the day like this! I need my keys and some pants!

AJ?

If you're just sleeping I'm going to kick your ass.

...

Oh you jackass, you're probably just watching me on the doorbell camera, aren't you?

Har har, enjoying the show? Take a good look? Great, now open up.

...

AJ!

Is this still because I called you a himbo that one time? I keep telling you I meant it in, like, an endearing way! It's a compliment!

Ugh. You had something to do with this, didn't you.

Come on! I'll- I'll settle for either the keys OR some pants, okay? Just open up!

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Oh my god I know that guy from work. Aaaagh.

I- dude you can't just... Where am I supposed to go like this?!

...

Okay, on the offchance that you're actually not home right now, I'm... I'm gonna see if the diner in the corner will let me wait there, okay? If not, I uh... guess I'll try again later.

Oh and if I found out that this was on purpose or if this doorbell footage ends up ANYWHERE I am kicking your himbo ass so hard you'll dent your freakin' ceiling!"