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[Oggy walks onto the stage.]
Oggy: Hello everyone, and welcome to Get Ungrounded Trivia episode 12. We just won't stop here. I'm your host, Oggy. Now let's meet our contestants.
[Cut to the contestant area. Sthugar walks to the first podium.]
Oggy: Up first, we have Sthugar. Who is the female character from Wonder Showzen, and is infamous for her annoying, irritating voice.
[Ling-Ling hops to the second podium.]
Oggy: Up next is Ling-Ling from Drawn Together, who is a ripoff of Pikachu and speaks Japanese.
[Junior from SML walks to the third podium.]
Oggy: And finally, we have Junior from SML. The rules are the same as always. You will be asked a series of questions. If you answer them correctly, you will be ungrounded for several years. But if you answer them wrong, you're grounded. Okay, let's go.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What language is this question written in? If you think you know the answer, then buzz in and tell me.
[Sthugar buzzes in.]
Oggy: Okay, Sthugar, what's the answer?
Sthugar: Is the answer Chinese?
Oggy: No Sthugar! The answer is not Chinese! Didn’t you see or hear this question?! You are grounded for 100 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 100.]
Oggy: Anybody else want to give it a go?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is]
Oggy: Well, Ling-Ling. I don't speak Japanese. But I'm pretty sure the answer is not whatever you just said. So you are grounded for 100 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 100.]
Oggy: This one is still up for grabs. Will Junior go for it?
[Junior does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time's up! The answer is English. I can tell we're dealing with a really smart bunch this episode. Now let's move on to another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the coldest planet in the solar System?
[Junior buzzes in.]
Junior: Is the answer Earth?
Oggy: No, Junior. Earth is not the coldest planet in our solar system. You are going to be grounded for 500 years.
[Junior’s score decreases by 500. Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Come on, Ling-Ling. I told you, I don't speak Japanese. So, for all I know, you could be saying complete nonsense or something. You are going to be grounded for 500 years as well.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 500.]
Oggy: Okay, Sthugar. You can take this one if you want it.
[Stuhgar does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time's up! The answer is that the coldest planet in our solar system is Uranus. (See Ling Ling snickering) And don’t even think about laughing at what I said. It’s not funny. (Ling-Ling Stops) >Sighs< Okay. Now, let's see how you handle the next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What will probably happen if you pirate Super Mario 64?
[Junior buzzes in.]
Junior: Will the Wario apparition come out and give you a stroke?
Oggy: No way! That apparition is not real! You are now grounded for 50 years.
[Junior’s score decreases by 50. Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Will you go to jail for stealing?
Oggy: No Sthugar. That will probably not happen. You are just going to be grounded for 50 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 50. Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: No, no, no, no! What you said is wrong! You are grounded for 50 years!
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 50.]
Oggy: Okay, nobody got that one. The answer is that Nothing will probably happen at all if you pirate Super Mario 64. Alright, time for the next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What color are ripe oranges?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: What the heck! Ling-Ling, are you trying to make me lose my brain cells, or are you trolling me? Whatever you said is a big no-no. You are grounded for 500 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 500. Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Is the answer Pink?
Oggy: No, Sthugar, that’s not the color ripe oranges are. Seriously, did you not hear the question?! You are grounded for 500 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 500. Junior buzzes in.]
Junior: Is the answer Green?
Oggy: No, Junior. Ripe oranges are not green either. You are grounded for 500 years.
[Junior’s score decreases by 500.]
Junior: Hey, what don’t you understand? Oranges are sometimes green. They come in any color.
Oggy: Shut up, Junior. You are still wrong. Like those other people that nobody got right.
Junior: Well, sorry. Can I change my answer to Orange?
Oggy: No! You can’t. And I was supposed to say that Ripe oranges are orange. Not you. Well, although you said the actual answer to everyone. Yeah, that helps. [sighs] Never mind. Well, that's about all I can take of this nonsense for right now. So let's go on a quick commercial break while I try to take deep breaths. We'll be right back after these messages.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia episode 12, where so far nobody has managed to even get a single question right. So, let's move on to another one and hope that things improve.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What does ice turn into after it melts?
[Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Is the answer Pizza?
Oggy: NO STHUGAR! Ice does not turn into pizza when it melts! What on earth are you thinking?! I hope you’re not acting like Chica! You are deeply grounded for 1000 years!
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 1000. Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Okay, this is getting irritating. Ling-Ling, you need to stop speaking Japanese for every question! You are grounded for 1000 years!
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 1000.]
Oggy: There is still time. Will this easy question get a real answer from Junior the smartypants?
[Junior does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time's up! The answer is that melted ice turns into water. You guys really need to go back to first grade. Well, have fun with these next three questions that I'm sure nobody will get right.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What country is shaped like a boot?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Ling-Ling, I swear! Using the Japanese Language for every question is not funny anymore! You’re making my head hurt! You are grounded for 200 years!
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 200. Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Is the answer Mexico?
Oggy: No, no, no! Sthugar, that is not the right answer to this question either! Is Mexico ever shaped like a boot? No. You’re grounded for 200 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 200.]
Oggy: Ugh, I need to take a vacation. But I can’t right now. Junior, do you know the right answer?
[Junior does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time’s up! The answer is Italy. That’s the country that everyone knows it’s shaped like a boot. Whatever, this question that nobody got right is done. Let’s do another one that they will get wrong as well.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: True or false: Bunnies eat their own poop.
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Seriously, man, I have no idea what you are even saying. I know you speak Japanese, but surely, you at least understand true and false. You are just grounded for 10 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 10.]
Oggy: This is a true and false question. So, I'm sure you guys will have no trouble guessing. Go on, tell me.
[Sthugar and Junior do not buzz in.]
Oggy: Aw, you have got to be kidding me. You didn't even try to answer this! That's not okay. Hey, you, Junior!
Junior: W-Who, me?
Oggy: Yes, you! I am forcing you to answer this one! Tell me the answer right now!
Junior: (Nervous and stuttering) Uh… Um… Is the answer 1942?
Oggy: GRR! You idiot! That was a true and false question!! What are you even doing?!! Just because that was such a bad answer, you are deeply grounded for 1000 years instead of 10!!
[Junior’s score decreases by 1000.]
Oggy: The answer is true. Rabbits do eat their own poop. Don’t even think about Scientifically Accurate stuff. I have no hope left for any of you guys. But we will move on to another question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: How often should Venus flytraps usually eat flies?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Okay, I'm not gonna deal with this anymore! Hey audience! Is there anyone out there who speaks Japanese and can help translate this guy? Maybe someone from Japan?
Japanese-American Person from the audience: I do. I used to speak Japanese at a sushi restaurant.
Oggy: Really?
Japanese-American Person from the audience: Sure! But I was actually born in America. I know a little bit of Japanese. Let me try. (Clears throat) Hey Ling-Ling! Do you speak Japanese? (Ling-Ling tells the guy that he actually speaks Japoreon.)
Oggy: What did he say?
Japanese-American Person from the audience: He actually told me he speaks Japorean.
Oggy: Japoreon?! What the heck is that?!
Japanese-American Person from the audience: Um… Some sort of Japanese and Korean mixture or some sort of Japanese gibberish, or…. Never Mind.
Oggy: (GROWLS) You what? Screw this. That was a waste of time. Let’s ground Ling-Ling for 100 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 100.]
Oggy: Let’s not have anyone else answer this. Because the answer is that Venus flytraps usually eat flies about once a week to two weeks. I can’t take this anymore. Let's just go on to another quick commercial break. I need time to relax and calm down. We will be right back after these messages. >Sighs< Man, I really need some moonshine.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Welcome back to this disaster of an episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. And since 8 questions are a lost cause with this bunch, let's just move on right to the wheel, as in the previous two episodes.
[Cut to the spinning wheel]
Oggy: You can choose to spin the wheel. Like always, it could have something good. But it could also have something bad.
[Cut to the contestant area.]
Oggy: And since you guys are all completely hopeless at getting questions right, I highly recommend spinning this wheel because it could be your only chance to get ungrounded. So please buzz in if you want to spin the wheel.
[None of the contestants all buzz in]
Oggy: Come on, guys! If you don't spin the wheel, you'll be grounded for sure. So just try it.
[None of the contestants all buzz in]
Oggy: Well, that’s disappointing. It looks like nobody wants to spin the wheel. Oh well, I guess I'll have to punish you all now.
[All of the contestants' scores get set to -∞]
Oggy: Well, I guess that's it. That's the end of Get Ungrounded Trivia episode 12, which was a massive disaster because nobody got a single question right. I hope you enjoyed it, because I sure didn't. I hope you all have a good night and stay ungrounded.
[Oggy walks onto the stage.]
Oggy: Hello everyone, and welcome to Get Ungrounded Trivia episode 12. We just won't stop here. I'm your host, Oggy. Now let's meet our contestants.
[Cut to the contestant area. Sthugar walks to the first podium.]
Oggy: Up first, we have Sthugar. Who is the female character from Wonder Showzen, and is infamous for her annoying, irritating voice.
[Ling-Ling hops to the second podium.]
Oggy: Up next is Ling-Ling from Drawn Together, who is a ripoff of Pikachu and speaks Japanese.
[Junior from SML walks to the third podium.]
Oggy: And finally, we have Junior from SML. The rules are the same as always. You will be asked a series of questions. If you answer them correctly, you will be ungrounded for several years. But if you answer them wrong, you're grounded. Okay, let's go.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What language is this question written in? If you think you know the answer, then buzz in and tell me.
[Sthugar buzzes in.]
Oggy: Okay, Sthugar, what's the answer?
Sthugar: Is the answer Chinese?
Oggy: No Sthugar! The answer is not Chinese! Didn’t you see or hear this question?! You are grounded for 100 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 100.]
Oggy: Anybody else want to give it a go?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is]
Oggy: Well, Ling-Ling. I don't speak Japanese. But I'm pretty sure the answer is not whatever you just said. So you are grounded for 100 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 100.]
Oggy: This one is still up for grabs. Will Junior go for it?
[Junior does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time's up! The answer is English. I can tell we're dealing with a really smart bunch this episode. Now let's move on to another question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What is the coldest planet in the solar System?
[Junior buzzes in.]
Junior: Is the answer Earth?
Oggy: No, Junior. Earth is not the coldest planet in our solar system. You are going to be grounded for 500 years.
[Junior’s score decreases by 500. Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Come on, Ling-Ling. I told you, I don't speak Japanese. So, for all I know, you could be saying complete nonsense or something. You are going to be grounded for 500 years as well.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 500.]
Oggy: Okay, Sthugar. You can take this one if you want it.
[Stuhgar does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time's up! The answer is that the coldest planet in our solar system is Uranus. (See Ling Ling snickering) And don’t even think about laughing at what I said. It’s not funny. (Ling-Ling Stops) >Sighs< Okay. Now, let's see how you handle the next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What will probably happen if you pirate Super Mario 64?
[Junior buzzes in.]
Junior: Will the Wario apparition come out and give you a stroke?
Oggy: No way! That apparition is not real! You are now grounded for 50 years.
[Junior’s score decreases by 50. Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Will you go to jail for stealing?
Oggy: No Sthugar. That will probably not happen. You are just going to be grounded for 50 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 50. Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: No, no, no, no! What you said is wrong! You are grounded for 50 years!
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 50.]
Oggy: Okay, nobody got that one. The answer is that Nothing will probably happen at all if you pirate Super Mario 64. Alright, time for the next question.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What color are ripe oranges?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: What the heck! Ling-Ling, are you trying to make me lose my brain cells, or are you trolling me? Whatever you said is a big no-no. You are grounded for 500 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 500. Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Is the answer Pink?
Oggy: No, Sthugar, that’s not the color ripe oranges are. Seriously, did you not hear the question?! You are grounded for 500 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 500. Junior buzzes in.]
Junior: Is the answer Green?
Oggy: No, Junior. Ripe oranges are not green either. You are grounded for 500 years.
[Junior’s score decreases by 500.]
Junior: Hey, what don’t you understand? Oranges are sometimes green. They come in any color.
Oggy: Shut up, Junior. You are still wrong. Like those other people that nobody got right.
Junior: Well, sorry. Can I change my answer to Orange?
Oggy: No! You can’t. And I was supposed to say that Ripe oranges are orange. Not you. Well, although you said the actual answer to everyone. Yeah, that helps. [sighs] Never mind. Well, that's about all I can take of this nonsense for right now. So let's go on a quick commercial break while I try to take deep breaths. We'll be right back after these messages.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Welcome back to Get Ungrounded Trivia episode 12, where so far nobody has managed to even get a single question right. So, let's move on to another one and hope that things improve.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What does ice turn into after it melts?
[Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Is the answer Pizza?
Oggy: NO STHUGAR! Ice does not turn into pizza when it melts! What on earth are you thinking?! I hope you’re not acting like Chica! You are deeply grounded for 1000 years!
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 1000. Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Okay, this is getting irritating. Ling-Ling, you need to stop speaking Japanese for every question! You are grounded for 1000 years!
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 1000.]
Oggy: There is still time. Will this easy question get a real answer from Junior the smartypants?
[Junior does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time's up! The answer is that melted ice turns into water. You guys really need to go back to first grade. Well, have fun with these next three questions that I'm sure nobody will get right.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: What country is shaped like a boot?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Ling-Ling, I swear! Using the Japanese Language for every question is not funny anymore! You’re making my head hurt! You are grounded for 200 years!
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 200. Sthugar buzzes in.]
Sthugar: Is the answer Mexico?
Oggy: No, no, no! Sthugar, that is not the right answer to this question either! Is Mexico ever shaped like a boot? No. You’re grounded for 200 years.
[Sthugar’s score decreases by 200.]
Oggy: Ugh, I need to take a vacation. But I can’t right now. Junior, do you know the right answer?
[Junior does not buzz in.]
Oggy: Time’s up! The answer is Italy. That’s the country that everyone knows it’s shaped like a boot. Whatever, this question that nobody got right is done. Let’s do another one that they will get wrong as well.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: True or false: Bunnies eat their own poop.
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Seriously, man, I have no idea what you are even saying. I know you speak Japanese, but surely, you at least understand true and false. You are just grounded for 10 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 10.]
Oggy: This is a true and false question. So, I'm sure you guys will have no trouble guessing. Go on, tell me.
[Sthugar and Junior do not buzz in.]
Oggy: Aw, you have got to be kidding me. You didn't even try to answer this! That's not okay. Hey, you, Junior!
Junior: W-Who, me?
Oggy: Yes, you! I am forcing you to answer this one! Tell me the answer right now!
Junior: (Nervous and stuttering) Uh… Um… Is the answer 1942?
Oggy: GRR! You idiot! That was a true and false question!! What are you even doing?!! Just because that was such a bad answer, you are deeply grounded for 1000 years instead of 10!!
[Junior’s score decreases by 1000.]
Oggy: The answer is true. Rabbits do eat their own poop. Don’t even think about Scientifically Accurate stuff. I have no hope left for any of you guys. But we will move on to another question now.
[Cut to the question board.]
Oggy: How often should Venus flytraps usually eat flies?
[Ling-Ling buzzes in and speaks Japorean Gibberish, trying to say what the answer is.]
Oggy: Okay, I'm not gonna deal with this anymore! Hey audience! Is there anyone out there who speaks Japanese and can help translate this guy? Maybe someone from Japan?
Japanese-American Person from the audience: I do. I used to speak Japanese at a sushi restaurant.
Oggy: Really?
Japanese-American Person from the audience: Sure! But I was actually born in America. I know a little bit of Japanese. Let me try. (Clears throat) Hey Ling-Ling! Do you speak Japanese? (Ling-Ling tells the guy that he actually speaks Japoreon.)
Oggy: What did he say?
Japanese-American Person from the audience: He actually told me he speaks Japorean.
Oggy: Japoreon?! What the heck is that?!
Japanese-American Person from the audience: Um… Some sort of Japanese and Korean mixture or some sort of Japanese gibberish, or…. Never Mind.
Oggy: (GROWLS) You what? Screw this. That was a waste of time. Let’s ground Ling-Ling for 100 years.
[Ling-Ling’s score decreases by 100.]
Oggy: Let’s not have anyone else answer this. Because the answer is that Venus flytraps usually eat flies about once a week to two weeks. I can’t take this anymore. Let's just go on to another quick commercial break. I need time to relax and calm down. We will be right back after these messages. >Sighs< Man, I really need some moonshine.
(Commercial Break)
Oggy: Welcome back to this disaster of an episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. And since 8 questions are a lost cause with this bunch, let's just move on right to the wheel, as in the previous two episodes.
[Cut to the spinning wheel]
Oggy: You can choose to spin the wheel. Like always, it could have something good. But it could also have something bad.
[Cut to the contestant area.]
Oggy: And since you guys are all completely hopeless at getting questions right, I highly recommend spinning this wheel because it could be your only chance to get ungrounded. So please buzz in if you want to spin the wheel.
[None of the contestants all buzz in]
Oggy: Come on, guys! If you don't spin the wheel, you'll be grounded for sure. So just try it.
[None of the contestants all buzz in]
Oggy: Well, that’s disappointing. It looks like nobody wants to spin the wheel. Oh well, I guess I'll have to punish you all now.
[All of the contestants' scores get set to -∞]
Oggy: Well, I guess that's it. That's the end of Get Ungrounded Trivia episode 12, which was a massive disaster because nobody got a single question right. I hope you enjoyed it, because I sure didn't. I hope you all have a good night and stay ungrounded.
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