"So, how 'bout that weather we've been having?"

I don't know. It's been pretty sunny and nice out I guess— Wait. Why did you just wink like that?

"Oh, I think you know."

Unless "weather" is some kind of farmer innuendo... no, Maurice, I really don't.

"*Ahem*. Y'know, I'm not wearing any pants."

Yes you are! Well... they're overalls. Do overalls count as pants? Oh, I get it. You're saying you're not wearing any underwear. Is that it?

"...no, I have boxers on."

Then what are you even talking about?

"I- I'm sorry. I'm not good at this."

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Maurice doesn't have the most finely tuned social skills. At least he tries.

If you ask me, whoever's been coaching him on flirting techniques needs to stop giggling behind the bushes and get his dumpy bottom back to the Burrow. I expected him back here over an hour ago.

Artwork by DaggerLeonelli.