problem, internets?

Really. This is sad.

Your entire existence makes me sad, but you don't hear me complain c:

CUM, LETZ MAKE SUM INBREEDZ LYK DOZ COUPLE OF LUSERS WE R!

Atleast I'm creative. Unlike you.

No, I don't.

Your winged sparkledog isn't new.

Do you even know what a sparkledog is? A canine character with TWO colours, does NOT make him a sparkledog.

Please learn the definition of your words before opening your mouth and trying to use it. :3c

Here, sweet 'ums! I'm going to give you a little lesson. Sparkledog 101~Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.

Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.

Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.Now, since you seem to lack some intelligence when it comes to the sparkledog, I'll let you know a few things.

Sparkledogs are feral. Meaning they walk on all four legs.. If you took the time to browse Behemotho's gallery, you would easily see that his character is two-legged, and since he has thumbs.. he can easily wear any human accessory and/or clothing..

So, child. Do we now understand what Sparkledog actually means? Perhaps next time you'll know when you use the word correctly, and save yourself looking like the dunce of the internets. Now go sit in the corner, with your little hat. :3

Using your left hand to masturbate is not "creative", I'm sorry.