Yeeehawww, it's party time with your bestest hootenanny tarantula buddy! Start movin' all eight of those legs while he burns up that banjo! ;)
*sings*
"Grab your partner,
grab a fly.
Suck it down
until it's dry!"
Surreal pen and ink for your edification and wonderment.
Koh-I-Noor pens on Strathmore Bristol board
*sings*
"Grab your partner,
grab a fly.
Suck it down
until it's dry!"
Surreal pen and ink for your edification and wonderment.
Koh-I-Noor pens on Strathmore Bristol board
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fantasy
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 914px
File Size 308.2 kB
*chuckles* Well this is a male, because he's got large pedipalps (spikes on his front legs) and he's looking for love, thus the lure of song. Male tarantulas only have "so" much time to live, so they gotta kick-out-the-jams as soon a possible to attract that mate. Hell, none of us have that long to live really. So get out there and be a playa! ;)
I see that the invasion is hard to resist.
My plans are contextual.
Plan 1: if my scientist side wins.
Lets say I sit and wait to be taken instead of facing attack when running.
I'd actually like to be a scientist for you, and wouldn't mind the pain or the changes.
There is all sorts of things that Yygonaugh does that makes me ask questions that I'd try to get answers before being changed.
Things like "Do you use the brain patterns of the most, successful submissive rubberbirds to make better slave mind overwriting programs for future ones?" Or "What is you plan when your nest world finally attacks you?" And "How are you going to keep your enemies from getting allies?"
I know this is unlikely as a scenario for me.
Not being able to use the scientific method or appreciate any work I'd do is a down for me.
Plan 2: if my risk-taking mercantile side wins.
Lets say I know I have a chance in markets not explored, and want to follow a privateering traditions we Ohioans have since 1812 and Put-in-Bay.
This plan would be my desperate attempt at something in the face of of oblivion.
I know that by having to take Earth slowly, that you are not as strong as you wish to be yet, and have to divert your resources until victory is imminent.
And though Earth is losing, both sides would have losses (a.k.a. "spoils) that I'd try to "salvage" before getting caught. If any of your rubberbirds go "missing", that means they are either dead or the commands that make them work are not running due to interference.
I could take what little I know about programming, rewrite some of your semi-deactivated rubberbirds, make them pilot a still functional ship to safety. If the ship is allowed to drift through an already decided space battle, it has a good chance of being mistaken for a derelict vessel. It could float through to safety before recyclers come.
I'd use your reprogrammed slave-birds for fun, and reverse-engineer the technology, so I can make kinky products to sell to aliens and not be a poor refugee.
I might get caught or fail, but the risk could have great rewards if I take your technology like that and reverse engineer it. Besides, I don't thing proud Yygonaugh would expect someone to take something from him like that so soon in the galactic war.
Summery: In all, I'd lose much in all ways, win or lose, but can put effort into gaining something.
Both are small in succeeding, but it is better than not doing my best.
My plans are contextual.
Plan 1: if my scientist side wins.
Lets say I sit and wait to be taken instead of facing attack when running.
I'd actually like to be a scientist for you, and wouldn't mind the pain or the changes.
There is all sorts of things that Yygonaugh does that makes me ask questions that I'd try to get answers before being changed.
Things like "Do you use the brain patterns of the most, successful submissive rubberbirds to make better slave mind overwriting programs for future ones?" Or "What is you plan when your nest world finally attacks you?" And "How are you going to keep your enemies from getting allies?"
I know this is unlikely as a scenario for me.
Not being able to use the scientific method or appreciate any work I'd do is a down for me.
Plan 2: if my risk-taking mercantile side wins.
Lets say I know I have a chance in markets not explored, and want to follow a privateering traditions we Ohioans have since 1812 and Put-in-Bay.
This plan would be my desperate attempt at something in the face of of oblivion.
I know that by having to take Earth slowly, that you are not as strong as you wish to be yet, and have to divert your resources until victory is imminent.
And though Earth is losing, both sides would have losses (a.k.a. "spoils) that I'd try to "salvage" before getting caught. If any of your rubberbirds go "missing", that means they are either dead or the commands that make them work are not running due to interference.
I could take what little I know about programming, rewrite some of your semi-deactivated rubberbirds, make them pilot a still functional ship to safety. If the ship is allowed to drift through an already decided space battle, it has a good chance of being mistaken for a derelict vessel. It could float through to safety before recyclers come.
I'd use your reprogrammed slave-birds for fun, and reverse-engineer the technology, so I can make kinky products to sell to aliens and not be a poor refugee.
I might get caught or fail, but the risk could have great rewards if I take your technology like that and reverse engineer it. Besides, I don't thing proud Yygonaugh would expect someone to take something from him like that so soon in the galactic war.
Summery: In all, I'd lose much in all ways, win or lose, but can put effort into gaining something.
Both are small in succeeding, but it is better than not doing my best.
You don't understand I had looked it up on my phone and I opened it in class because I was pulling up my calculator for aquatic ecology and it just sat there and looked at me. I had to show everyone at the table and tbh a lot of people said they would wear it on a shirt or something <3
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