May 7th, no particular day other than my birthday. It was another slightly boring day for Lemmy Koopa. He simply walks about the town, wondering how Amy is doing with her rightfully deserved concussion. He decides to journey out to the woods to maybe find something cool. But instead of something cool, it was instead something rough, it was instead some robotic asshole who jumped lemmy and attempted to kidnap him. “Weve got an animal Lifeform.” Asshole 1 says. “Hes a perfect candidate for Robotnik's new army.” Asshole 2 says. “F##k off bolts for brains.” Lemmy says before blowing a fire ball at the one carrying him, frying the droid. “Stop!” Asshole 2 says before getting smashed from behind. Lemmy looks in the direction of the second droid, he sees his savior, Sonic. “Thank you Sonic.” Lemmy says, however, he notices something different about him. “Hey wait, you look shorter than the last time I saw you and you don't have any irisses.” Lemmy adds. “I guess you’ve never met me.” The hedgehog says. “Clearly.” Lemmy replies. “Well, I’m Sonic, just a bit younger and shorter.” Classic Sonic says. “Ok, where have you been all this time.” Lemmy asks. “Easy, I was trying to look for my Pal Tails, who was kidnapped by Robotnik, who has decided to attempt to attack us, and I just saw the two robots, so I decided I should pick them out, I didn’t think you were their little guy.” Classic Sonic explains. “Anything else I should know?” Lemmy asks. “Well I’m trans, and Robotnik clearly doesn't give two tosses about us, not even mechanizing us for mass destruction instead just straight killing us.” Classic Sonic says. “That’s horrible, Roy had his Johnson unwillingly cut off and he would probably kill him for that.” Lemmy replies. “You have a brother who had his Willy cut off?” Classic sonic asks. It’s a whole story and I have multiple brothers and a sister.” Lemmy replies. “Wow, that’s a lot of siblings.” Classic Sonic replies. “Yep, but since you have a friend in need, would you like backup?” Lemmy asks. “I would very much appreciate that.” Classic Sonic replies. “Ok great, I’m gonna get two of my brothers.” Lemmy says facing the general direction of the castle. “Want me to take you there?” Classic Sonic asks. “Can you really carry me?” Lemmy asks. “Shure.” Classic Sonic says and picks up Lemmy and dashes in the direction of the castle.

After a few minutes, they get to the castle. They then head inside after Lemmy grants permission for Classic Sonic to enter. “Wow, this place is a bit dark and gloomy.” Classic Sonic says. “That was stated in the blueprints.” Lemmy replies. They go on over to find Ludwig and Roy. They get to Roy’s room and knock.. Roy opens up. “Hi Lemmy. Who’s that?” Roy asks. “I’ll explain that, on the way.” Lemmy replies. They then recruit Ludwig as he was finishing a book. “Would you like to go out and save a small 2 tailed fox?” Lemmy asks. “Thats what we're doing?” Roy asks. “Correct.” Lemmy replies. “Shure thing, I just finished the book I was reading.” Ludwig replies. “Cool. What was it about?” Lemmy asks. It was some spell book of something called ‘Bund Sword’ not sure if I'll need it, but it should probably come in handy.” Ludwig says. “Sounds cool.” Lemmy replies. “Enough stalling, lets go save a fox.” He adds. They then head out to save the one we just basically mentioned.

The journey is a long slightly treacherous journey, though the forests and the fields and across a river, they were pretty close to the Robotnik's fortress, it was a bit scary as it should be with 2 more robot guards out at the front. Lemmy did expect a man named Robotnik to have potential Robo Dicks to be guarding the place. “Just as I thought, what assholes.” Lemmy says. “They will think I’m weak.” Roy says. “I shouldn’t be surprised, they’ll probably think the same towards me.” Ludwig replies. “Is there anything we can do about them?” Lemmy asks. “Easy, kick their asses.” Roy replies. “But they’re stronger, we need a different strategy.” Classic sonic says. “Improvised explosives.” Lemmy says pulling out a bouncy bomb. “Oh my, I never thought anyone would make something like this.” Classic sonic says. “Easy, just stuff gunpowder in the ball and a whick, though these tend to be slightly reinforced to prevent the whick from piping out, which happened more times then I would like to admit.” Lemmy explains. “Yhea, got a lighter?” Classic sonic asks. Then Lemmy coughs up a small flame and lights it. “Oh, your the lighter!” Classic sonic says. “I think there coming.” Lemmy says hearing footsteps, they scram just as the robo f##ks check. And just as they do so. *explosion with in a big puff of smoke and rubbery and metal debris flying everywhere skull emoji* “That was easy.” Lemmy replies. “Alright, let’s head on in.” Ludwig says as they invite themselves into asshole HQ. The place is scary and s##tty, the floors stained with crude oil from the few crusades though the place. But the oil isn’t their biggest worries, as Robotnik saw they were attempting to storm the building, as his raspy chainsmoker voice came on over the loud Speaker. “Well if it isn’t that blue rodent, he even brought friends.” He says. “Well if it isn’t the Pingas man himself.” Lemmy replies. “Hooo ho hooo, you seem a bit feisty.” Robotnik replies. “How about those other scaly assholes?” Hee adds. “Im gonna knock the s##t out of you!” Roy replies. “Go ahead, make my day.” Robotnik replies As he activates the security system, causing more robotic opps to come out to ambush the boys. But the bots barely stood a chance, 4 boys, 3 fire breathers, a magic user and a speedy bitch. Ludwig makes the first strike, conjuring a magic sword out of thin air and swinging towards the first bot. Then the others join, from throwing hands to spitting fire balls and spinning through there chests. It was wild, crude oil everywhere. The wave was clear after some blood sweat and tears. They keep going on through the place, after more formulaic stuff, they find their pal. Tails notices. “Sonic! You’ve made it!” Tails says. “So did we.” Lemmy replies. “You too turtles.” Tails replies. “We’re koopa but ok.” Lemmy replies. The boys walk on over. But then pingas head jumps in with a giant f##king mech. “Not so fast you damn dirty pests, most especially Sonic.” Robotnik says. “That wasn’t very nice.” Lemmy replies. “Look Robuttnik you can kidnap my friend which is alreading pushing it, I won’t let you kill my buddy!” Classic sonic replies. “I could have gotten Iggy to f##k you up!” Lemmy shouts. “Oh, I'm so scared of the midget turtle.” Robotnik ironically says. “Look, I’m tougher then you think, im 21 and I can drive, I can also summon a tank for Bplaught convenience but that’s cheating.” Lemmy replies. “Also Roy has snuck up on you.” Lemmy replies. Then Robotnik looks behind to see Roy f##king with its legs. “Bitch!” Robotnik shouts kicking Roy away, then the others gang up on him. They don’t hold back, they try to break in, the crack the glass, but Robotnik tried to keep them off, throwing Ludwig at the wall, specifically one with the prison cells behind it, Ludwig kareening through the wall into the prison room. One of the prisoners look at the unconscious koopa, a Kangaroo. “Finally, someone’s here to save me! Oi Mate, Wake Up!” The Kangaroo says. While Australia’s most wanted tries to get out, the boys kick robotniks ass, or atleast try to since he was skill fully dodging. Lemmy gets knocked into a wall, and there was something next to him, a metal pipe. Lemmy gets it and attempts to jam it into one of its legs. While Lemmy was trying to penetrate a rod into an impenetrable leg, Roy and Sonic keep on throwing hands with Lemmy peeping a bomb. While in the camorion, Ludwig wakes up and sees the Kangaroo. “Who are you?” Ludwig asks in a low voice. “Not important, free me ya dog!” The kangaroo replies. “Shure.” Ludwig replies. Breathing fire on the number pannel, massing it up and unlocking the cell. “Thank you, now I just need my boxing gloves and I’m good.” The Kangaroo says as he wonders off to find his gloves. Ludwig joins back into the action, counjuring his sword and back to slashing the mech, the sword was pretty strong, denting the metal a decent bit, even Robotnik seemed to notice it. “Holy shit, that reptilian Sonic wanna be is quickly hacking away at my leg!” He shouts. “Damn, that sword seems to be real strong!” Lemmy shouts. “Great now can you take on the other leg a bit!?” Ludwig asks. “Ok.” Lemmy shouts, the other boys then back away at the other leg. “Mother f##let’s are too strong, my legs won’t last much longer.” Robotnik says as the first leg gets destroyed. And when that happened, Lemmy got out a bomb and lit it and placed it and ran off. Robotnik saw them and didn’t know any better. “Oh I think there running away, I think they forgot about that two tailed f-“ then the bomb exploded blowing the mech into smithereens. The boys go back in and see the bad doctor is nowhere near. “I think we killed him, Quick before Scratch and Grounder ruined the fun.” Classic sonic says as they approach the cadge with taila. then the pingas head showed up again. “god damnit, you don't know when to quit!” Lemmy shouts. “your not gonna get away this time.” robotnik says. “you haven't seen the last of me!” he adds as ge goes into unnecessarily long laughing, long enough to get attacked by a kangaroo, the same kangaroo who just so happens to be a boxer, beating the ever living hell out of him, and he's ruthless, he barly even gave Robotnik a chance, knocking him completely unconscious. “Who’s the weak one now? I’ve got pure muscle ya c##t, you’ve only got mechs to fight ya eshay.” The Kangaroo Gloats. “Why thanks for teaching him a lesson.” Sonic replies. “You're welcome.” The kangaroo replies. Then the boys let Classic Tails out of the cage, freeing him from his overly small imprisonment. “Thanks, I honestly thought you were gonna leave me.” Tails says. “I was more worried you would get brain damage from the shrapnel.” Lemmy replies. “Understandable.” Classic tails replies. “I’m still glad you're ok.” Classic Sonic replies as they then hug it out for a bit. “I think that fat man is gonna wake up.” Rockey the kangaroo says. “Ok let’s get out of here!” Lemmy says. The boys then get out of there.

They go back to their places, the boys get comfy, Classic Sonic and Tails cuddle with each other, and Rocky just visiting. “Man this was a bit of a day wasn’t it?” Lemmy asks. “You don’t have to say that again.” Ludwig replies. “Got quite a workout today.” Roy says. “I think we all quite the workout. Lemmy replies. “I’ve been stuck there for too long.” Rockey says. “I could feel your pain.” Classic Tails replies. “Anyway everyone, should we be getting home.” Lemmy says. “Yep, it’s getting slightly late.” Ludwig replies. “I take that as a yes.” Lemmy replies. “Alright, we’re out of here.” Lemmy says. “Ok, thanks for saving my Buddy.” Classic sonic says. “Ok, goodbye.” Lemmy replies as he leaves with Ludwig and Roy. They head back to the castle, which was long because of all the walking they’ve done, it felt multiplied by 4 times as there legs were real tired, the resting slightly helped but it was a bit painful, but they pulled through, then they went to bed for a nice long sleep.

The end, I’ve done uploaded this on the 8th, one day after my birthday.
Also how great of me to technically miss gender classic sonic. Also if you were female and became male, would you be Trans Male?