The joke will probably not be funny if you've never heard these lines from Dave Chappell. I was doing them all night long in the hotel room. Having a deep voice is good for something I guess.

Note - I actually did the non-photo blue sketch of this picture while drunk! I'm rather surprised it came out as well as it did.

This was me after four margaritas (Wren's wife mixes a kick-ass 'rita!) and a double-shot of tequila. See how I'm still standing? Yeah, I'm rather proud of that achievement, myself. After the Chappell-isms got old, I apparently started bragging about my ability to perform certain sexual activities that will remain unmentioned here. I have a reputation to uphold, after all. :P