ASSQUEST

ALGEBRAIC!

ALEGEBRAIC?!?

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVYWJOEy9A

ya know, your stereotypical heterosexual male obsessed with women to the point that they see them only as 'a piece of ass' and put shallow, meaningless fucking above all else. you know, your typical frat boy freddie who's out to fuck anything he can get his hands on. i really hate to see that.

ohhh, i getcha.




<3 your character btw
hyenas win

ah, sorry to hear your feeling very lonely there. x..x Loneliness is the hardest thing to deal with in life I'd have to say. >..< Hope your able to find someone, though if you need someone to talk to feel free to reach me.

damn microwaaaaaaves >:[

i really love the drawing here :3

I hope that you find your special someone. You sound like a really nice guy, but thousands of acres of ranches and a few private hot springs have me immobilized in my own version of paradise. Come visit sometime!

you would have any mud flats out your way now would ya?

Funny you should mention that! My most productive ranch is irrigated by innumerable springs (the largest over 100 ft. in diameter and putting out 450 gallons per minute of warm water), and has acres of mud flats - and a lot of quicksand, too. I'd be delighted to show them to you. Mind if I ask why you are interested in mud flats?

Ah! I missed the mud flats and quicksand part of your want add! I'll be happy to teach you how to escape from the stuff, which requires real know-how. The movies show people being pulled out with a rope - what bullshit! Pull out force for one foot is about 2,500 pounds. The person would literally be pulled apart. But it can be done - even without help. I've escaped several times. There is a LOT of quicksand on my best and wettest ranch.

My wet ranch is so isolated that you can get muddy or roll around in the quicksand nude. (Rolling is safe but messy; walking would be lethal. I'd love to see a movie where the good guy escapes from the pursuing bad guys by rolling across quicksand - they run after him. Bye bye...)

For the wetter work out there, all that I wear is my boots, birthday suit and sunscreen. Want to play in a thousand tons of nice warm mud?

Heh, I certainly wouldn't mind a romp in there either. *chuckles* Sounds lovely.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?

*hugs tight* M'sorry Rip. I hope all goes well for you and you find the perfect match!

i'm still interested if you would talk to me sometime

<3 Rip

You are like my dream guy right there ^_* ~ I just now found some old pics you did for me and posted them back up. *melts*

Bah I am still looking fer a fmeale after my break up after she did the ultimate threat: