Kjatar: its not a dress..
Eve: aww but it's pretty
Kjatar: Maybe so but its not a dress...
Eve: Skirt then?
Kjatar: This is a robe...this is a fireball, any questions?
*Eeps and darts away, blushing bright crimson* Hey, totally not allowed, that goes against... uh... um... the Laws of Magic! Yes. That's rule one, that I'm making up right now. Rule number one.
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